Since Hou Yi shot down nine suns, he became a hero at once. Television, newspapers, the Internet ... all the media rushed to report this news, and the people rushed to tell each other. Hou Yi's close-up version frequently appeared in newspapers, and the overwhelming number swept across the land of China. For a time, the whole country was immersed in the ocean of joy. On this day, even the Queen Mother of the West in the upper bound sent a big gift-an immortal medicine to congratulate her.
As the saying goes, "people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong", Hou Yi has become a great hero this time. All the well-known and unknown enterprises in the world are scrambling to be image spokespersons. Even Er Niu wants to ask Hou Yi to help him promote his bicycle repair booth so that more people can repair bicycles. These days, with the hype of modern media and the artistic photos modified and synthesized by computers, how can Hou Yi be described in a few words? Men want to imitate it, and women become infatuated with it. This is not bragging. Let's take a look at the live record of a newspaper entertainment interview on the street, and we will know how famous Hou Yi is!
"Hey, little brother, what do you think of Hou Yi?"
"Hou yi? Can his reputation be called by a vulgar person like you? " The little brother who looks like a college student glared at his eyes angrily.
"Well, here's the thing. What do you think of the post-hero?" Entertainment remember carefully asked.
"Hey, I wish I were a girl. Look, he has Schwarzenegger's muscles and Jet Li's kung fu ..." A torrent of words surged out of my brother's mouth like a river, causing Entertainment to almost drown in his saliva. Look at how much men worship Hou Yi. Do women need to say it? If you want to find a female compatriot to ask about Hou Yi's impression, it is guaranteed that the questioner will immediately get a third-grade disability certificate-speech overload deafness.
It's said that one day Hou Yi just cut the ribbon from a star building and came home. The latest "Nuoji Duck" mobile phone in the bag rang. This is the sapphire mosaic prototype that the manufacturer gave to Hou Yi just two days ago after filming the new mobile phone advertisement of "Nuoji Duck". After the connection, it turned out that it was the president of "Love Reason" communication group in East Asia, and I also wanted to ask him to shoot an advertisement. After Houyi, you have been using "Liu Dexiao" all the time, and you are out. You are different, not to mention that you are handsome, but that you are a hero is enough to make us like the new and hate the old.
Hou Yi thought that the slogan "I will fight for my career, and I will never give up on you" in the advertisement of "Liu Dexiao" is a classic. Even Chang 'e in our family is so fascinated that I have to say this to her before going to bed every day. Now, "Liu Dexiao" is out. I decided to take this advertisement because I don't have to recite this line before going to bed in the future.
On the other hand, although Houyi became famous, the housing conditions at home improved like a rocket, from less than 1 square meters to a luxury villa with a single house, a front garden and a back pool, but Houyi rarely stayed at home, either shooting advertisements today, cutting the ribbon tomorrow, being a guest at the award ceremony the day after tomorrow, and giving a speech at a university the day after tomorrow ... "* * * don't know sorrow in the boudoir, setting makeup on Cuilou in spring. Suddenly I saw the willow color in the stranger's head and regretted teaching my husband to find a marquis. " Nowadays, Chang 'e often reads "always in my heart" while wiping the tears in the corner of her eyes with "Vader" brand facial tissues.
"In front of the dressing table, is that woman with a dim face, dull eyes and a few freckles jumping on her nose really herself?" Chang 'e often asks herself with bitterness.
"I know that my brother loves me, and I love him very much, but now he has become another person. He no longer looks at me, helps me sweep away my beauty, or goes shopping with me. He accompanied me to the mall for the last time, only to be surrounded by people who asked for autographs and photos, and I was pushed over as a baggage, but my brother ignored me. Is he carried away by fame and fortune, or am I unable to attract him now? Have I really become old and ugly? He is now a heartthrob, and men want to be transsexual for him, not to mention a stunning beauty. If I can't attract his attention again, then I am doomed to lose him. " Chang' e was frowning, thinking about how to catch her brother's heart.
Chang 'e is lying in her bedroom with a big heart, hugging a poodle, watching In the Mood for Love, sighing that Zhang Manyu is a beauty dying ... Ah, an idea flashed like a meteor, "By the way, wasn't my greatest asset before youth and beauty? If you want my brother to treat me like before, you have to keep my youthful face, so that he will never get tired of watching it. " Chang 'e smiled like a flower as soon as she swept away the gloom. "But how can I keep my youthful face?"? This is another big problem! "
Chang 'e remembered that one night Hou Yi talked in his sleep and said that he had any elixir of life. He swallowed saliva and giggled. Chang 'e still vaguely remembers that Hou Yi said that the medicine was in one of the boxes in the cookie box in the kitchen. As soon as Chang 'e thought of it, she got up in the kitchen, found the little cookie box in the locker inside, bit her lip and opened it carefully, and saw a ball the size of chocolate. Chang 'e picked it up, closed one eye, and saw it clearly from far to near and from near to far. She thought, "It's no different from the chocolate beans I usually eat, but the color is a little dark. This chocolate can live forever after eating. Is it true or not?" Chang 'e was a little incredulous and hesitated whether to eat it, but another voice told her, "What if you eat it?"? If it's not effective, it's just like eating a chocolate. If it's effective, you can be very much in love with your brother again, and don't worry about your empathy. At the thought of this, Chang 'e threw the ball into her mouth and chewed it with saliva.
Unexpectedly, Chang 'e soon passed out. When she woke up, Hou Yi had just returned home from the airport. Chang 'e jumped out of bed and was preparing to greet her dear brother with a brand-new look, but as soon as she took a step, her body floated into a semi-suspended state before her hands could comb some messy long hair. When Hou Yi saw his wife floating in mid-air like a wandering soul, he was shocked and instinctively wanted to hold Chang 'e. But at this time, Chang 'e, like an alien, gave off a silver light all over her body, rose from the ground to the ceiling and crossed the terrace. With the silvery moonlight, Chang 'e's body quickly drew a bright light in the sky, rode the bright moon and the breeze, and went straight to the sky, heading for the Guanghan Palace ...
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