1. While talking in the subway station, Dumbledore and Harry looked directly at a pair of advertisements. There is actually a MM in the advertisement, saying: Charm men and seduce you with perfume. (You two? ) 2. Next to the subway, Harry looked at the waitress in the shop opposite, and then at Dumbledore: Sorry, you are going to stand me up tonight. She is a good girl. ) 3. Weasley Brothers Store. Ron: How much is this? George Fred: Five gallons. Ron: How much do I need? George Fred: Five gallons! Ron: But I'm your brother! Fred (looking at each other): 10 gallon! Ron: Harry, let's go. Luna: Harry, your nose is bleeding. Maybe I can help you fix it. Harry: Really, have you done it? Luna: No, but I have repaired my toe. They are all alike. Harry: How do I look now? Luna: Very mediocre. Harry Harry: He's not old! How old is he? Ron: 150 years old, juvenile. (The audience laughs to death. O (_) O. Haha) 6. At the Three Brooms Bar, Lagerhorn: I used to drink butter beer here. It's called a broom! 7. Quidditch trials, Harry: Everybody be quiet, be quiet. It's still noisy, Harry: Listen to me! Still no one pays attention to him. Suddenly, Ginny: Quiet! The audience quieted down and Harry looked at Ginny shyly. 8. Ron was poisoned and lying in the school doctor's room. Hermione sat by the bed and held Ron's hand. Lavender suddenly cut in and asked Hermione, "Why are you here?" ? Hermione said not to be outdone, I also want to ask why you are here! Lavender was aggressive and said, I'm his girlfriend! (looking very proud. ) Hermione continued, not to be outdone, me too! The ninth letter of the English alphabet. I'm his friend too! (spit rice. Unfortunately, Ron shouted in his sleep: Hermione Lavender shook her head with tears in her eyes and turned and ran away. Lao Deng casually said: it's good to feel the sting of love when you are young! (Ray 9. Ron ate and drank at the party. Hermione didn't see Harry, so she patted Ron with a book. "Stop eating, you have lost all your best friends!" 10. After Katie was cursed, Meg saw the trio and said, I really want to know why Ron answered, Professor, don't talk about you. In fact, I have been thinking about this problem for six years. 1. At a party in Lagerhorn, a waiter brought a plate of food. Hermione: What's this? Harry: Dragon egg. Hermione: That's disgusting. I will never eat it. Harry: Yes, it gives me bad breath. Hermione: Then I'll eat it. (Harry is speechless. ) 12. Ron: She kisses me and holds my hand every day. == 13. Hermione: My parents are dentists and deal with teeth. Holas: Oh, it's dangerous. Hermione: Yes, it's dangerous. 14. After the first appearance, Dumbledore: You are amazing. Most people throw up the first time. Harry (proudly): I didn't throw up! 15. Ron: Everyone on the earth knows! (Zhao Benshan translation! 16. Lavender: giggle! 17. On the astronomical tower, Dumbledore apparated Harry. Harry: Professor, I remember you couldn't apparate at Hogwarts. Dumbledore: You're right, but the headmaster always has privileges! =. = These are classics!

Hermione granger is a very good person in the whole story. She is always different in promoting the development of the plot. Because being a plot device will automatically make you a great character. Hermione is not lazy. She studies and works hard. Remember in the third book when she was so overworked that she could hardly sleep? Hermione always makes the right choice! Especially when she attacked Ron with a canary, she ran to the library of the second book without telling Ron and Harry about the basilisk. What else!

Her main shortcoming is that she can't choose a man correctly. Why did she choose a person with shortcomings and humanity! Why did she choose such a man instead of X, Y, Z, Y, Z? X here is her best friend. She gets along well, just like friendship. You are a racist bully. Z is her clumsy first boyfriend. We can't forget our teacher. Obviously, we don't want anything to do with her, and we don't want to be annoyed by her! Compared with those men who praise Hermione's personality, they are Hermione's best choice and can promote each other.

A real ship. Ironically, it is characterized by a special new ship type "Dramione". Not to mention the impeccable hull model of Harmony. The model of the cannon used for protection is very accurate "Romeen". "Crewe Mioni" is the name of a fearless foreign captain.

Do you want to know this shocking fact? Hermione does have shortcomings, but she is still a person, no matter how highly her fans praise her.

Hermione is mainly arrogant. She always adopts the attitude of "taking the overall situation into consideration" instead of thinking things through. For example, it is not in her parents' best interest to modify their memories, because I doubt that they will want to forget her, no matter what the cost. It's not the best choice to scar marietta Akmo forever. In particular, she could have warned everyone about the curse after everyone signed the parchment in case someone betrayed them.

It doesn't matter that she is definitely not the most street in the trio. Ron's appearance filled the gap. Her book "Smart Talent" is amazing, and Ron and Harry's ability to cooperate with her, just like in Devil's Web, highlights the fluency of the trio. So, yes, there are good answers here, but I still want to contribute the ironic part.

Hermione and Ron bickered from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, but Hermione and Ron spent far more time together than Harry, so they formally fell in love for a long time in the sixth grade. However, the road to love was bumpy, and they didn't kiss until the Battle of Hogwarts.

Hermione has always kept her feelings for Ron in her heart, but after Ron was poisoned, she couldn't help herself. She went to see Ron and made up with him after Ron and Harry left the hospital.

In the movie, when Hermione and others visited Ron, Ron called Hermione's name in a coma. Hermione sat next to Ron and held his hand.

At that time, Ron and Hermione couldn't hide their love for each other.

According to the author J·K· Rowling, this story was inspired by her germination on the train from Manchester to London in 199 1. She used to write her first novel in a cafe in Fort Dean.

Although J·K· Rowling has repeatedly stated that when he started writing Harry Potter novels, he didn't aim at readers of a specific age, but when he published his first book, the publishing house clearly targeted readers at teenagers aged 9 to 15.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the first novel, was published in English by Bloomsbury Press on1June, 1997. This is a small neutral publishing house. In the next few months, this book was very popular.

1997 The first book sold 150000 copies only15 months after it was published in the UK. He made the bestseller lists of many books such as The Guardian and The Times, and soon won many awards such as Smal Tis Award and British Children's Book of the Year Award.