The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
3. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.
6. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.
7. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
8. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
9. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.
10. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?
1 1. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
12. My old colleague nailed his signature, which read "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".
13. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
14. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?
15. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.
16. If the mobile phone has a lot of memories, it can store a lot of self-fears and then know its changes: However, when China keeps our friendship.
17. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
18. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Mom said it was because it was a small spiritual fire.
19. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
20. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
2 1. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
The funniest homophonic terrier in 2022 II. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon
23. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
24. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
25. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.
26. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.
27. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
28. A sheep migrates.
29. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.
30. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."
3 1. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
32. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?
33. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."
36. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.
37. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
38. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
39. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
40. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't let the flowers wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
4 1. While I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?