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1 Don't ask me if I cried, because Superman won't cry.
Life is like a play. Without the guidance of gossip, life is like a stagnant pool.
No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me well.
4 "I have your class teacher." "I won't give you money." "I'll let him go right away without paying." "Wait! I'll chip in right away. "
I tell you, I'm going to be a soldier next month! "Oh, congratulations on your cuckold!" ""
I like you, I took another big risk, Hmm, What is it, Confess to the person I like.
7 Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.
When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you-the next time he needs money badly.
10 I can only do two things in my life. Not this one, not that one.
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1 If work is a pleasure, then this world is heaven!
Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
Your legs are too short. I hate it when people say I have short legs. Your pants are too long.
4 "Love to make more sentences" "I love mobile phone wifi, and I love mobile phone traffic more!"
5 "What do you girls think of boys who are not full in height?" "Not at all."
I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!
A foreigner came home late. As a result, the door downstairs could not be opened. He had to shout loudly upstairs: landlady, your steel door won't open! Hehe, happy birthday to you!
Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.
9 "Is there anything you can't do?" "I won't leave you."
10 "Have you ever seen the sun at 2: 30 in the morning?" "Wake up from a nightmare in the middle of the night, next to your sleeping face."
1 1 Xueba: Is there a brief history? Scum: Why do I have time to pick up that thing?
12 "Some things will be happier if you forget them." "Don't tell me that. Hurry up and make up your homework. "
13 the person you like doesn't show up, but the person who does, forget it, you'd better not show up!
14 watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone+full WIFI+ cold beer+cold drink+a friend who can shout out on a hot day+a person who loves you = a whole summer.
15, a song "You are malicious" by Jordan chan was given to the teacher who gave us the monthly examination paper.
16 means that gold always glows, and you piece of glass slag can only reflect light.
17 When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.
18 "What is the biggest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"
19 "Why do those people touch their navel backhand?" "fancy kidney"
20 "Did you read the notes on the grave robbery?" "Well, I had a dream at night that I was dead, and the horse face came to catch me." "What about the cow head?" "Didn't you say you donated it to the country?"
2 1 "She's back" "You. . Is this to drive me away? " "I want you to be ready to fight with her. I will always be by your side. "
Laugh and cry, laugh and cry. . . . .
Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.
24 "Why can you see that I am lying?" "Because I don't believe anything you say."
There is a kind of backbone called boredom if you don't review.
The dream is still long, you lie instead of me.
I'm hungry and I'm out of cigarettes. Why don't we start from the beginning?
Every time I buy something in the store, I will hear the clerk say, "Hello, what can I do for you?" I really want to say, "Yes, you can pay for me."
You are a wild horse. I have no grassland at home, but I will burn the whole grassland.
As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you
3 1 Please don't go because of a long-term habit.
I once killed a man in ten steps and lost to you in one eye.
At first, there was no water chestnut or even a polite smile.
My coolness makes others envy me.
I hope you will walk well alone in the future. What about you? By car.
Work hard for the future now * * * anytime and anywhere.
What happened? Don't say * * *
Don't fall in love and continue to be cool.
You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you not to hurt me by mistake.
Where there is no habitat, wherever you go, you are wandering.