2. In fact, what are you? You are just a barking dog.

3. Compassion because of love: tolerance because of understanding.

It's a good thing you are beautiful, otherwise I would have dumped you eight times.

I was like a dog when chasing me, but now I'm tired of playing and leave.

6. I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

7. I am not a hero, and I am unparalleled in my eyes. I am a bad person, and I am infinitely arrogant.

8. In the matter of having children, self-reliance is more reliable than looking for foreign aid.

9. Give time, let bygones be bygones and a new beginning.

10, we should do meaningless things in a meaningful life.

1 1, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

12, honey, you fly slowly and fall carefully, I'm not responsible.

13, brush your teeth carefully and stop swallowing mouthwash.

14, too tossing, afraid of wasting youth. Stop messing around, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my youth.

15. If one day the clown cries, do you think he is joking?

16, I feel a little cold, maybe I have a city in my heart.

17. Drink my passion like water and it will burn your tongue one day.

18, I couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep in the middle.

19, I am most afraid of my mediocre life, but I also comfort myself with ordinary and valuable.

Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.

2 1, fascinated by beautiful women. No wonder people call you a pervert.

22. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

23. It is said that women are fickle. It turns out that men are chameleons.

24. It must be remembered that people who can be deceived by you often trust you.

I want to be the tooth in your mouth in my next life, because if I hurt you, it will hurt you.

26. Don't hate the person who left you. All you have to do is make him regret leaving you.

27. Build roads by yourself, dig other people's roads, and let others build roads with me.

28, like a child, simple and quiet until the end of the world.

29. Run away from my eyes with my sister's contempt for you.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

3 1, I told myself, I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

32. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for salary.

At the beginning of the story, we met by strangers, and at the end, we ran counter to each other.

34. Some people did walk through your heart, but in the end, there was no trace.

35. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you stand crooked.

Sometimes you have to face it alone, just to prove that you can.

37. If you wait for a long time, you will be numb and finally don't know how to love you.

38. Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people.

39. Everyone is busy with his own joys and sorrows. How can he care about your loneliness?

40. What's really funny is that you have never given your heart in love.

4 1. When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

42. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

43. I will be old, and you will be old, but those sweet words I said to you will not be old.

44. I can live without my mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

45. Sometimes, I worry that my bad words will drive away important people around me.

46. One person, one mobile phone and one computer for one day. If you are the same.

47. People think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking to see if a hair on the ground should be picked up.

Don't cry in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but make you cry louder.

49. Even if employers and employees are single, they are happier than you.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

5 1. If one day I become a gangster, please tell them that I am innocent.

52. Our love originated from liking, but ended in tears.

I want to choose a beautiful man to remember more, so that I can support others.

I really don't know what I'm waiting for, but the ending is clear.

55. I once thought I was infatuated with someone, but I forgot all about it in a flash.

I can't say I love you, but I know you are irreplaceable in my heart.

57. Rumors are like body odor. Once you get it, you can't clean it.

58. Showing half a * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

59. I don't know your favorite sweet words, so let the storyteller listen.

60. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

6 1, Tinker bell always lives in the dark because it can't see its fingers.

62. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!

63. A woman can have no figure or face. But he must not be blind.

64. Happiness is knocking at the door when you get home from work, not looking for the cold key yourself.

65. Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

66, hypocritical people, don't say sorry to me, you roll is the best apology.

67. Know that you know what a pit is, not that you have pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet!

Before letting a girl change for you, ask if you have the capital to decorate her.

69. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

70. Sometimes, all the pressure will condense into a kind of motivation, and some things must be done.

People always say that you can't be a legend until you die, but I am a living legend.

72. Nowadays, there are many ignorant people and more boring people. You are the only one who is bored.

73. Since I left you, someone has asked me: You always soak your eyes with tears and disinfect them.

Although I won't bite, I like to knock him to death with a stick so that he will never make any noise again.

75. The shrimp said to the dragon, you are a dragon; The lobster said, you little shrimp. So the dragon killed the shrimp.

76. Don't hang up on me when I need you! When you need me, you won't even call dad to help you!

77. Youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

78. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

79. Once we walked together, once we made an agreement together. After separation, we should be quiet.

80. Men and women are different. Men always submit to humiliation, and women always complain to their friends!

8 1, it seems that you should be a passerby, occupying such a heavy position in my heart.

82. When I am rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

You cured a blind man that day. When he saw you, he begged you to make him blind again.

84. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

85. Some things don't need to be put in your mouth, but in your heart. That's true happiness.

Although I always think I am a Martian, please don't really treat me like a Martian.

87. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

88. Everyone said that * * is a bitch, but forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

89. Don't deprive others of their interests. But you can't condone others stealing your own. This is the principle.

You can't control who comes into your life, but you can choose which window to throw away.

9 1, Tang Yan's appearance, Wukong's figure and Friar Sand's temper, this is my ideal boyfriend.

92. No one shows up when I need it, and don't show up when I don't need it.

93. There will always be a few days in a year when there is no money in the pocket and nothing at home.

94. Kneeling in math, poor English, drunk in chemistry, unable to recite Chinese, failing physics and falling asleep.

95. Time is a good medicine. Mastering it well is the antidote. If you waste it, it is poison.

96. Praise is an incentive. While giving compliments to others, don't forget to give yourself some compliments.

97. When you are young, you should bravely sing your own voice, even if no one applauds, you should sing it out loud.

98. Don't be proud. My tears are not because you left, but because I am glad that you finally let me go.

99, as long as you want, as long as I have, what are you doing outside! Just stay with me honestly!

100, whether the sky is sunny or rainy, I am like a kite in your hand, and you will never let go, that's enough.

10 1, people's things are often like this. It was painful to say at that time, and it was just a memory a few years later.

102, you said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers and teenagers. Go out to play with your brothers without clothes if you can.

103, whoever walked through his youth, left his smile, and who stayed in his flower season, warmed his thoughts.

104, I am a human being, but I am not a human being, so don't cross my bottom line.

105, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

106, life is like a flash in the pan, suddenly, but I can remember everything you say for the rest of my life.

107, it turns out that if you really love someone and feel sour in your heart, you will be speechless and sweet-talk, and most of you will tell irrelevant people.

108, there is only one "two" for talents and geniuses. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

109. When you are old, find a small town with your lover and stay quietly. Watch the sunrise in the alley in the morning and the sunset at night.

1 10, when a woman misses the first man she wants to marry, she loses her picky desire. When a man misses the first woman he wants to marry, he is picky.

1 1 1. If you really love someone, just let him go. If he comes back, he will always be yours. If he doesn't, he will never belong to you.

1 12. Soldiers have been wearing shroud since they were alive. On the nameless front, die for the motherland, the place where you fall is the grave, and the military uniform is the shroud.

1 13, the busiest day is "another day". Everyone says "another day is free", but "another day" is never free.