If there is a road in the mountain of books, it is respect to work first, and to learn from the eight treasures in the sea to make porridge. So let’s take a look at the happy and funny personalized signatures that I carefully recommend for everyone. I hope it will be helpful to you.

Happy and funny personalized signature

1. Gradually, gradually, some people become mean and mean

2. You think about others too complicatedly, It's because you are not simple either

3. I will tell my son in the future! Your mother and I went to Peking University with just a few points

4. Yes, you are a wise man, but it is a pity that you The surname is weak

5. You don’t like me, this is a disease, it needs to be cured, it must be cured.

6. I often have the illusion that I am actually a man, especially when I pay with my credit card

7. The first lie I told in life was when I was writing a composition in elementary school It started, and true words started from writing love letters

8. Don’t waste the word youth, you are already in autumn

9. As soon as I saw you two, I I think you two are a perfect match for each other

10. If I can still remember you in the next life, it must be that I didn’t die thoroughly enough in this life

11. There is a power outage, quickly turn on the flashlight Turn on the computer and play with it

12. I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key

13. There is a road in the book mountain, it is respect to work first, and there is no limit to the eight treasures of learning. Make porridge.

14. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

15. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

16. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to travel through time too!

17. There are many ways to end friendship, the most thorough one is It's borrowing money and not paying it back.

18. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. Many lies have to be told again

19. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end he killed all the students

20. From elementary school to The only thing that remains unchanged in college is a heart that doesn’t want to study

Funny and funny signatures

1. Whether it’s sunny or rainy, it’s a good day if you can get some sleep

2. A tree without bark will definitely die, but a shameless person is invincible

3. In this world, it is more difficult to torture a pet to death than to torture a person

4. I Having your name engraved on your body or in your heart will make you feel nothing but shame

5. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is your real skill.

6. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall beautifully

7. The teacher’s classic lie, no matter whether it is a good student or a bad student, I treat them equally.

8. What’s wrong with going to school, what’s wrong with my myopia, there is no need to see the world too clearly

9. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China. It's a foreign country

10. The most regretful thing is that I failed to overturn the nine-year compulsory education back then

11. If a man is not a gangster, he will be mentally abnormal. If a man is a gangster, he will be psychologically abnormal.

12. Why liking someone requires personal consent, but breaking up only requires personal consent

13. Smoking is an art of life; finding love is an attitude towards life

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14. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

15. Don’t look so pretty in front of me. Your false eyelashes have fallen off, your contact lenses have fallen off, I don’t think you are so pretty.

16. Your toilet detergent and gynecitis In fact, Jie can be used interchangeably, and the practical effect will be the same

17. From the moment I was born, I was destined to surrender to RMB

18. Tencent is a marriage agency, how much has it accomplished Entertain young people.

19. Your life can be summed up in two words: absurd in life, useless in death.

20. If anyone asks me to be a cuckold, I will let the entire family of that person become a cuckold. hat.

Weird and funny signatures

1. Every couple is a fool before falling in love, but they become poets after being dumped.

2. You are the original definition of what a jerk is in the dictionary.

3. Under your small body is a heart as big as a toilet.

4. Everyone says I’m ugly, but in fact I’m just not too beautiful.

5. It’s great to be handsome! With a gentleman to accompany you, you can spend time together! If you have a horse to ride on, you can have a good time with you! Car ride. There are also soldiers for protection.

6. Promises are like women saying they want to lose weight. They often say it but find it difficult to keep it. If everything is false, don’t fall in love with me, it’s hypocritical. If we can, let's get married.

7. Personal signature: Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact it is because they are in trouble.

8. That aunt in front of you, please stop combing your hair. I want to sing with my hair like snow

9. Come to me when no one in the world wants you. I will tell you that I don’t want you either.

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11. After the reform and opening up, my weight went up.

12. The early bird catches the worm. I don’t have food to eat when I wake up at noon.

13. I am willing to donate all my teachers to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, but patriotism is important.

14. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am also a girl*

15. Some fates end the moment they begin, like premature ejaculation

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17. There are two kinds of people I hate the most! One is racial discrimination, the other is black, and the third is illiterate!

18. Everyone has a dream, just dreaming The way is different.

19. If I could choose my own life in the next life, I would like to be a quilt and suffocate all the people in the world.

20. You will never be able to interact with yesterday, and you will never have anything to do with tomorrow.

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