1. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust's house to play rice crust and asked who you are. Mud said I was mud, I was mud. Did you hear that? I was your father.

2. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, so I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

3. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

4. I washed some jujubes today, which were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They came apart long ago.

5. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because that's a cap!

6. I raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

7. my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied in an excited mood: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

8. Why does a person dislike sitting more when he eats vegetables? Because a novice can easily stand (post station).

9. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

1. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"

11. You don't even want me. What are you thinking? Want to die?

12. it's normal not to reply to the news. which beautiful woman have you seen is not busy?

13. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

14. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle can't stop for a while. My mother said it was because it was a small mental fire.

15. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loved wearing Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said it was because wearing it for a long time ensured zero.

16. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: ouch, it's a new dress!

17. Being afraid of the night, he obtained a night-shelter certificate.

18. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

19. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

2. The song "This is a little love song for fried eggs ~" sung by fried eggs is very funny and homophonic (Part II)

21. You were admitted to Tsinghua, he was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.

22. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say?" "What?" "Good night, I am broken."

23. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Chili said it should be garlic, right? Got it? It's garlic

24. Shrimp and mussel got 1 points at the same time. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

25. If the mobile phone has a lot of memory, it can store a lot of self-fear, and then know its change: and yet, while China holds our friendship.

26. Get off the road. Dad Kai has entered the tower. Watch out for getting off the tower! What, her? Guard against falling off the tower. Can't let go.

27. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming stormed out of the door, so there was no door at Xiao Ming's house.

28. Once upon a time, there was a duckling, who was very short and called mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said, What a short mud duck.

29. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

3. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhi.

31. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to give him a haircut. He said, "Leave me alone."

32. The most annoying animal is an orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

33. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.

34. One day, when I was playing the king, I kept dying. I told my teammates to keep off the road, keep off the road, keep off the road, keep off the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

35. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

36. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that there are not only dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

37. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

39. Do you prefer a lady's style or my epilepsy?

4. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer? Great Funny Homophonic Terrier Award (Part 3)

41. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but south kernel.

42.m had a fight with N. M finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.

43. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.

44. how is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.

45. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is terrible (Kochakin)

46. It is said that when Luda pulled the weeping willows upside down, all the flowers next to him closed, so others called him and the flowers closed.

47. At the age of seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I can't say I love it, but I like it a little!

48. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, and sat down on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to lift the knife. Instead, he pulled the knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She has already left ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can paste many searching for you ...

5. If you can't find a mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai, and there is a word to prove it: the key can make milk, so I want to learn from Li Bai.

51. Don't love me. It's fruitless. I have many things to do and I still love to work.

52. My uncle became fierce when he cut his head, because he became a vulture.

53. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

54. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

55. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

56. Now it is true that the future is four tight: the mask is tight, the clothes are tight, and the trousers are tight.

57. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but just opened in King's Canyon, okay?

58. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

59. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers.

6. I haven't washed my hair for four days at home, so I'm a sexy oil. A funny homophonic stalk with a clear brain

A funny homophonic stalk with a clear brain

1. I went to buy Chinese buns to make my boss put more spicy food on them. Just after I took a bite, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turned out that this was called "spicy buns like mud".

2. Yongqi helped Emperor Ama to take a bath, and even rubbed out Ama mud.

3. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

4. I'm a mature person. I don't eat in anger, and I only do it after I'm full.

5. While eating, there was a power outage. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary Lala can light up?

6. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a guy when he gets angry.

7. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

8. Crab and mussel took an exam together. Crab was found cheating, so the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. Crab said, "I copied the mussel." The teacher said, "You're a fart."

9. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: chirp

1. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

11. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

12. my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied in an excited mood: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

13. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say?" "What?" "Good night, I am broken."

14. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

15. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat even if I am not hungry.

16. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

17. Even I don't like it. What sponsors do you like?

18. I found an island today ~ I'm crazy about you.

19. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Chili said it should be garlic, right? Got it? It's garlic

2. A duckling said to a chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck.". Funny homophonic stalk with a clear brain hole II

21. Even I don't go up, so what do you go up with?

22. One sheep migrates.

23. Today, I went to an island called Buevo Jura.

24. One day, several students were having dinner in the canteen, and the TV in the hall was playing the Qing Dynasty drama. After the meal was over, they wanted to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper, so they asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

25. If you don't come to me when you are in love, what are you talking about? Talk about crow's feet.

26. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

27. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say this when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about five (martial arts)

28. This is a pencil, this is a pen and you are my baby.

29. It's so hot, we will get acquainted.

3. Do you know why Jackson Yee doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.

31. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish.".

32. It's normal not to reply to the news. Have you seen any beautiful woman who is not busy?

33. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: you duck don't have to.

34. One day, Bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire, and the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. Bear said, "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

35. Just going out to buy oysters, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil when they walked out of the supermarket. When they came back to think about it, it turned out that they liked mud.

36. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic stalks? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

37. You said it's natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it that girls with Android phones are stuck laughing?

38. Want Want Snow Cake turns into Want Want quilt when it is hot!

39. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

4. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always para para's dior. Funny homophonic terrier with a clear brain hole III

41. It's actually very simple to quit coke. Just drink lemon juice, and sigh after drinking it! Sour drink!

42. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie Street every day.

43. At home, I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that cloth can go out

44. Even if I don't coax, then what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

45. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, You can't do strawberries, you can't do strawberries.

46. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand it. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance, "I am a spider."

47. Today, I went to the zoo and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese, which turned out to be called, like eating a child's cheese.

48. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I don't have long eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because the bacteria will kill the orange, the orange has to die. .

49. A Su and A Su spent a day together. When A Su was eating, she spoiled: Su Su Su Su Su feeds Su Su.

5. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

51. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

52. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot, no dew, and Nanren.

53. If I call a toad ChuChu, is it cute? I call a coyote Wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

54. If the mobile phone has a lot of memory, it can store a lot of self-fear, and then know its change: and yet, while China holds our friendship.

55. When I saw the goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, Yes, what's the matter?

56. Even I don't love it. What do you love about iQiyi?

57. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

58. My old colleague nailed his signature and wrote "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair in heaven".

59. I bought a steamed bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn't stop crying. It turned out to be a quiet steamed bun!

6. Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks. After eating them, I became impatient. It turned out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills. 222 super funny homophonic sentences

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