1. Being shameless, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

2. Those who have my heart, compare their hearts with their hearts; those who have my heart, exchange truth for truth.

3. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

4. Life is like a news broadcast. Problems cannot be solved by changing the channel.

5. It’s not that I don’t dare to kick you, I’m just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet.

6. For the rest of your life, you will be the one doing the laundry, you will be the one cooking, and you will still be the one washing the dishes.

7. No one cares about whether you are happy or not, everyone only cares about whether you are useful or not.

8. In all the years I have lived, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks!

9. Narcissism means being a man in the next life and marrying a wife who wants to be like me!

10. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

11. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly again this month, I spent all the money in advance.

12. When you are here, you are everything; when you are not around, everything is you.

13. Indifference and indifference are the most powerful counterattacks against people and things you don’t like.

14. All people are unique, and together they are the whole world.

15. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

16. I have cut off my hair, cut off my worries, and cut off all the unloved splits.

17. The best friend is always the wallet. When it loses weight, we feel very sad.

18. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a close distance, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

19. I always don’t understand a question: why do some people think you are a man?

20. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

21. Let’s go to Naihe Bridge to sell Mengpo soup. The business must be very good.

22. What you miss, others will get. Just as what you gain is what others miss.

23. Don’t chirp behind my back. If you see that I’m unhappy, come out and kill me if you have the guts.

24. This is the ugliness of human nature. Once you get used to accepting, you will forget to be grateful.

25. When you stretched out your hand to me, I almost mistakenly thought that I could follow you for the rest of my life.

26. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

27. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

28. I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

29. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

30. In this life, the earliest truth I understand is that people are iron and the bed is a magnet.

31. Rebuke: Why are you late? Calm answer: My bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

32. I suddenly feel that giving likes is a cold and diplomatic way, and tell the other person calmly that I have read it.

33. Is it fun to quarrel between sisters? Is it sad? Is it sad? Is it disappointing? Finally, I want to ask you, are you happy?

34. Hide your weakness, the world is raining heavily, everything lives on, and no one will bear more for you.

35. Teacher, can we change to a more humane teaching method? For example... dreaming.

36. Reading will make every minute and every second of our lives real, enjoyable and meaningful.

37. Most love problems have their own answers. In fact, every failed love has both questions and answers.

38. Love is complementary. When you think that your boyfriend is terrible because you are too good, you will not be so angry.

39. What can’t go up is your grades, what can’t go down is your weight, what you can’t pick up and put down is the chopsticks, what you can’t get in and out of is the bed!