1935, Hermann G?ring, who was highly valued by Hitler, was appointed as the commander-in-chief of the German Air Force and began his days in the Third Reich. At the height of his power, he was second only to the Fuehrer. However, it is difficult to open Goering's two knots no matter how awesome his achievements are. The first is the desperate resistance of the allies, and his surname is likely to become Meyer. The second is his brother Albert, who likes to be a demon.

Albert is two years younger than him, and two brothers of similar age have been closely related since childhood. However, what bothers Goering is that Albert has no interest in Nazism. He loves his shocking performance art. Because of his busy work, Goering really looks down on this younger brother, so Albert goes further and further on that road of no return.

Action art

It is said that everything starts with small things, and Albert's fancy magic is no exception. When Germany began to persecute Jews, Jewish women were often forced to clean roads. Albert, who was seen by passers-by, started his first performance art performance without saying a word. He took off his coat and worked with Jewish women. The Gestapo in charge of supervision is going to educate this so-called stupid X, and it turns out, damn it, isn't this the younger brother of the party stick? This is fucking embarrassing.

After a while, Albert's former boss Oscar pilzer (you can tell from his name that he is Jewish) was arrested. This guy went to the concentration camp as an important person under the banner of Goering. Not only did you kill people, but you also sent the Oscar family out of Germany. Goering almost peed his pants when he heard about it, brother. Do you want to kill me? If this gets to the Fuehrer, neither of us will be well!

Fantasize like the devil

Goering, who changed his trousers, had to send his brother to a factory in Czechoslovakia as the head in order not to continue to be a demon. At least he can keep himself alive. However, Goering never imagined that after leaving his supervision, Albert began to intensify.

I didn't know how to contact the local guerrillas, but I invited them to destroy the factory without saying a word and managed to forge a large number of special passes signed by my brother. The factory was completely destroyed in three days. As soon as it was destroyed, he drove the truck to the concentration camp and asked the Jews to repair it. The truck must have broken down when the Jews were halfway through the Woods. After the collapse, the Jews had to run away. Anyone who escapes must also have a pass.

This kind of demon behavior will definitely attract your attention, and the Gestapo is not a fool! So they went to Albert's factory to check the water meter themselves. Albert closed the door and put a note under it, which said, "I need to see my brother." His name is Hermann G?ring ". Gestapo's little head saw that the goods were not to be taunted, so he had to report to his superiors, and the news reached Himmler.

To tell the truth, Himmler was cruel, but he was not a brainless idiot. Goering is, after all, the number two in the empire, so it will definitely be bad to catch his brother directly. So Himmler gave the note and forged pass to Goering, which roughly means that what your own brother does depends on you.

Goering, covered in black lines, had to continue to wipe Albert's ass and had a hard time getting things off. Goering couldn't bear it. He called Albert, my brother! You can't lie to me so hard! Who will protect you if your brother collapses! ? Will the number of times guerrillas destroy factories decrease? Besides, can you get that fake pass and change your signature? I think Himmler is good, and so is heydrich!

Albert said, brother, their signature pass is not as good as yours! My brother's signature is Imperial General, Himmler's signature is useless, and nobody cares when he leaves Berlin. Goering was greatly comforted and repeatedly said that his younger brother had a vision and could see who was powerful in this empire. Hard work must be a creative talent. Then Goering forgot it, or he chose to forget it.

Final results

After the war, Albert was captured by the allied forces and sent to the Nuremberg court. Many people he helped testified for him, so he was released. After returning to Germany, Albert, who had been a demon for half his life, began to quiet down. He found it difficult to find a job with his surname. So he had to work as a writer and translator occasionally, and lived on a government pension in the last few years of his life. 1966 married a housekeeper. Because he is dying, he wants to transfer this pension to the domestic servant to express his gratitude. One week after his marriage, he died in a hospital in Baden-Gutenberg, Germany, and he didn't tell his anti-Nazi experience until his death.

This is Albert Goering's life. He loves performance art and all kinds of fancy tricks, but half a century after his death, someone will still put a bunch of lanterns in front of his grave. The kindness and warmth of human nature will never be forgotten by time. He is the devil's brother, but he is an angel.

People who love "being a demon" in history first think of Jin Shengtan, a famous talent in the late Ming Dynasty! He lived a bohemian life and even went to the execution ground as a demon, ending his indulgent life in the funniest way. .......

1, the examination room is "like a demon";

Jin Shengtan was well-read and talented since he was a child. At that time, everyone called him a "freak". He has been to the homes of Jiangnan gentry such as Ye and Qian, and won their appreciation for his exquisite literary talent. It stands to reason that it is not difficult to become famous with Jin Shengtan's literary talent. But the problem is that he is so funny.

Jin Shengtan, like other literati, also took part in the imperial examination, but everyone went for fame and fortune, while he went for fun. Jin Shengtan took the imperial examination for the first time. The exam topic was "I am a melon. How can I go on strike if I don't eat?" So, Jin Shengtan drew a monk and a razor directly on the test paper;

The title of the second imperial examination was "Is it so tempting to behave yourself?" Jin Shengtan directly replied on the test paper: "There are two thousand gold and one beautiful woman, but is the master tempted?" , and then write 39 "dynamic" words in succession;

The title of the third imperial examination was "Meng Huiwang", and this time Jin Shengtan's answer was "demon", and he directly wrote four words "Xu";

The title of the fourth imperial examination is "learning Chinese characters". Finally, Jin Shengtan came to a strange brain circuit and wrote: "If you go out of the East Gate, you can't learn Chinese characters;" Out of its south gate, learning words does not come; Out of the north gate, you can't learn Chinese characters; Out of its west gate, where is the calligraphy? Xi Zi is coming. " This answer made the examiner can't help being a demon, and replied: "The calligraphy is coming, but your scholar has slipped away."

Jin Shengtan is such a "demon". He ended his career in the imperial examination with four zero-mark compositions, but left an ironic swan song in the history of the imperial examination for more than 1000 years.

2, you have to tease it when you are dead;

Jin Shengtan can be a demon not only in the examination room, but also in the execution ground. He still wants to go back to Doby.

In the early years of Qing Dynasty, there were three cases in Jiangnan, namely "Crying Temple Case", "Tonghai Case" and "Gangnan Trafficking Case". Among them, the protagonist of the "Crying Temple Case" is Jin Shengtan.

During the Shunzhi period, the magistrate of Wuxian county forced the people to pay money, grain and miscellaneous taxes by violent law enforcement. But he bought and sold rice and pocketed it for himself. Ren's evil deeds finally aroused the resentment of the local people. As a result, Nanjing local literati, headed by Jin Shengtan and others, went to the Nanjing Confucian Temple to cry and scold. But Jin Shengtan's temple cried at a bad time, and the emperor shunzhi died. Therefore, Ren took the matter of "Crying Temple" seriously and raised it to the height of disrespect for the emperor. Finally, Jin Shengtan and others were arrested and beheaded in the city.

On the execution ground, Jin Shengtan didn't want to see the heads of other scholars fall to the ground, so he wanted to be punished first, so he mysteriously said to the executioner, I have a silver ticket in my ear. You cut me first, and those two silver tickets are yours. The executioner gladly gave Jin Shengtan a knife. But afterwards, the executioner took out the note stuffed in his ear and saw that one said "good" and the other said "pain", which added up to "good pain". Jin Shengtan, this is the rhythm of "being a demon" even after death. ......

I suddenly realized that there was a person who loved to be a demon in history, and that was Li Bai. Why do you say that? Let's take a closer look. As a famous figure and poet in history, Li Bai's literature has been passed down to this day and he is also a very typical romantic poet. But because of his romance, he was too confident to be a demon in Waterloo.

Li Bai's romantic poems are the pinnacle of literary works, which have high literary value, including many young people using Li Bai's poems to express their feelings. It can be seen that as a poem in the historical trend, even today, it can be felt through the works.

As such an excellent poet, was he frivolous when he was young? The answer is definitely yes. The smarter he is, the more proud he is. This is the human nature. It is reported that Li Bai has four beauties in his life, which is a quantitative beauty. Looking back at history, Li Bai once wrote a "courtship poem", but in the end he failed to do so and was frustrated by his emotions.

According to records, if Li Bai didn't like "being a demon" too much at that time, he might really kiss Fang Ze step by step, but he was too proud to go forward, dare not tease others, and dare not taste rejection.

Although the subsequent poem "Meet Me Late" is praised as Li Bai's bad work, it is still a famous work in ancient times. Despite being a demon, even if it makes the taster feel a little sour, it still feels "romantic".

How did Li Bai use this poem to "be a demon" at that time? According to records, the poem explains its meaning: "One morning, Li Bai was tasting wine in the distance and wrote a poem, which surprised a beautiful woman. Incredibly, this beautiful woman talked with her generously and was ecstatic after drinking. When he thought that the two sides could develop a better relationship, he later wrote a poem to make love, but in the end, this beautiful woman.

Judging from its expression of meaning, we feel that this courtship has not been successful. If Meng Lang is not too much of a demon, it may come naturally.

These are the secrets of Li Bai and unofficial history's "being demons". Please take your time.

Text/history fool

Xu Zhaopei, the protagonist of "Xu Niang is Old and Charming", is sure to be in the top ten list of monsters at all times and in all countries.

Xu Zhaopei's husband was Xiao Yi, the Emperor of Liang Yuan, but when they got married, Xiao Yi was just the king of eastern Hunan. I may feel that my family background is good-the granddaughter of Qiu Qi in the Southern Dynasties and the daughter of the general who served with him, so I thought of my disgusting husband.

This is probably a political marriage, so the couple should have no feelings. It is said that Xu Zhaopei is ugly, but Xiao Yi doesn't care. They also had a son and a daughter.

According to the truth, as a wife, she gave birth to a son and her status was stable. If you don't be a demon, you have to live a good life.

However, Xu Zhaopei's practice is to break through the sky.

(bullying others' eyes)

First of all, Xiao Yi knows that his wife is a very deadly person, so she seldom goes to see her. But after all, they are husband and wife, and it is normal to eat and chat together occasionally. However, every time Xiao Yi walks by, Xu Zhaopei dresses herself up very seriously-only half of her face is painted.

Why? Because Xiao Yi was blind since childhood, Xu Zhaopei tried to stimulate him. Besides, it happens every time.

Xu Zhaopei likes drinking and gets drunk every time. Then, I ran to Xiao Yi and snored and vomited all over Xiao Yi. ...

How much does she hate her husband? Get together those unlovable concubines when you are free. People will vomit while drinking and condemn Xiao Yi with all their strength-a group of little wives are often called together for a "vomit meeting". Can Xiao Yi not be angry?

When you meet a favored concubine, you run on others in various ways. If she is pregnant, she will rush to stab her. ...

Moreover, all kinds of adultery between Xu Zhaopei and men are inseparable.

How could Xiao Yi refuse to kill her? Probably because Xu Zhaopei gave birth to a good son Xiao Fang, etc.

But Xu Zhaopei's "death" has been regardless of occasion and reason. Xiao Yi thinks that Xiao Fang and other children are very good, so she wants to ease the relationship between husband and wife through the topic of children.

So he went to Xu Zhaopei and said, "If there is another son like Xiao Fang, there is nothing to worry about!"

This is a typical compliment to Xu Zhaopei, obviously to ease the relationship. However, Xu Zhaopei began to cry for no reason. Xiao Yi asked her, what happened? Why are you not happy to say so?

Xu Zhaopei ignored him, just left, left. ...

Xiao Yi was completely tortured and crazy. What do you want? Say it!

In the third year of Taiqing, his son Xiao Fang died. Great, Xiao Yi has no scruples and can't stand it. He directly gave Xu Zhaopei an order: Go to hell!

Xu Zhaopei knew he was finished, so he had to jump into a well to commit suicide. Xiao Yi also fished out her body and sent it back to her family, saying it was a "wife"-that is, I don't want this wife.

Not only that, Xiao Yi also came to a "slut Qiu Si Fu", which was specially spit out. ...

Xu Zhaopei must be a "demon", which makes Xiao Yi hate her so much!

Since ancient times, the royal family has been the master of the world. As royalty, people can naturally get the best treatment in the world, free from material and spiritual oppression. So the royal family naturally lived a very natural and comfortable life. In ancient society, where women's status was relatively low, princess status often symbolized the peak of women's authority.

I need to discuss something with you. The three oldest princesses in ancient times all liked to be "demons", which made the emperor very bored and swore on the spot: "Why aren't you dead!" The first princess, Princess Lu. Princess Lu's life and fate are very comfortable, and such a life track is rare among ancient princesses. Princess Lu is a daughter. Princess Lu's life was not peaceful. It was the poverty-stricken period of the Song Dynasty, the famous Jingkang Revolution in history. Most of the descendants of the royal family were taken to the state of Jin, and only Princess Lu escaped.

When Princess Lu reached middle age and old age, she stopped asking about state affairs, but it was her grandnephew Song Gaozong who was in power at that time. China pays attention to seniority, so she gives everything to her eldest aunt, but the princess of Lu never seems satisfied and often asks the emperor for an important position. Until one time, it was pointed out directly that she refused to promote her son to the official position, and Princess Lu didn't stop. Princess Lu lived a long life at the age of 86. Second Princess, Princess Gulen of Rong Xiao. People who are familiar with history of qing dynasty should know that the princess who won the title of "Julun" is generally a lineal imperial daughter born to the queen, and ordinary concubines are not worthy of this title. Princess Rong Xiao is not the daughter of the Qing emperor, and her seal goes through the back door.

Princess Rongxiao is the daughter of Prince Gong. Later, in order to win over Prince Gong, Cixi named his daughter Princess Rongxiao in Gulun. This honor is the only exception among many princesses in the Qing Dynasty. Princess Rong Xiao of Gulun also lived a long life. From the Qing Dynasty to the Republic of China, she especially liked to be a demon, 7 1 year old. Yincui gorge, Princess Hanshan. This Hanshan princess's father was the daughter of Zhu Yuanzhang, the famous founding emperor of Ming Dynasty, and she also founded the China princess royal and the Greater princess royal Jinfeng system.

Princess Hanshan was honored by seven emperors, and all the emperors called her aunt or aunt, even grandparents. Often, when Princess Hanshan gives the order, the emperor's nephews will rush to do it. Even, even the queen's exclusive feather crown dress, Princess Hanshan wants to create her own set. In short, it is all kinds of "creating demons". Finally, Ming Yingzong cursed: "Why are you still alive?" However, Princess Hanshan died at the age of 83, and she hasn't got the dress yet. The three oldest princesses in ancient times all like to be "demons". Emperor: Why don't you die!

Looking back on the lives of these princesses, they were extremely lucky in feudal times. Generally speaking, ancient princesses were not free, and they were all accessories of royal interests. They are usually people who sacrifice happiness for intimacy and peace. This may be the fate, they are all royal women, but the ending is completely different, which makes people deeply moved.

Seeing this problem, I immediately thought of Mi Fei, a famous star in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Let's look at the biography first: Mi Fei (173- 198) was born in Pingyuan County (now Deping Town, Linyi, Dezhou City, Shandong Province). Character depends on talent. Make friends with Kong Rong. Kong Rong wrote "Praise Mi Fei Table" and recommended Mi Fei to Cao Cao, but Mi Fei refused to go because of illness. Cao Cao named him a drummer, trying to humiliate Mi Fei. Instead, he was humiliated by Mi Fei beating drums naked. Later, Mi Fei scolded Cao Cao, and Cao Cao sent him to see Liu Biao. Mi Fei also looked down on Liu Biao, and Liu Biao sent him to see Huang Zu, the satrap of Jiangxia. Finally, he was killed at the age of 26 because of a verbal conflict with Howie. Huang Zu deeply regretted killing Miheng, so he gave him a heavy burial.

After reading it, everyone will know that Comrade Mi Heng is an out-and-out sprayer. "I insist that the green hills are not relaxed and the roots are broken." It's a great cause to devote all one's life to swearing.

Then why do you say that he loves to be a demon? The author thinks that Comrade Mi Heng must be a talented person with high IQ if he wants to become a world celebrity. This gentle gentleman must understand his modesty. But he repeatedly said that he was mean, relying on the other side not wanting to be accused of killing celebrities and disrespecting talents.

Let's take a look at Comrade Mi Heng's demon-making process. According to historical records, Kong Rong, Yang Xiu, Chief Book, General, Chen Qun, Sima Lang, Prime Minister Cao Cao, Xun You, Cheng Yu, strategist Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, General Zhengdong, General Xia Houdun, General Coss and General Jingzhou Liu Biao.

If it weren't for Huang Zu's impatience and thoughtlessness, he would have been sent to Liu Bei Group to continue his "great" career, and finally the "Sun Quan" Group was not spared, until all the people who called the Three Kingdoms were scolded again, and the achievements were unprecedented, and the names of the ancestors who had never been here since then were named.

How do you feel that the saliva of "When the Demon King" is sprayed at you across the long river of history? ...

I read a post before,

It is said that in the Shang Dynasty, there was such a king named Wuyi, who was madly pulling a cool rooster and blowing it to the sky. Throughout history, he was also a mediocre king, but he had a great hobby-fighting with heaven when he had nothing to do, and specially sent someone to prepare a skin filled with blood, and then hung it up and shot it, claiming to shoot the sky.

Others don't understand, saying that he and God are so deadly. But he enjoys it. Now in a word, I don't know and dare not ask, who is the king? Shoot and shoot, the sky can't stand it, so "hunting between rivers and Wei, suddenly and violently Lei Zhen died".

A demon named Wu Yi was struck by lightning when he was out hunting. ...

This man can be regarded as the demon king in history. He did it once and wants to do it again.

The Qing army was very tolerant of the generals who surrendered voluntarily. Although people may have direct fighting, most people have sealed their official positions. First, let these people think that we are still very tolerant of you. I am really good to you. I also sincerely hope that we can cooperate happily. The second is to prevent these people from escaping again. However, the Qing dynasty did not give him an official position in time, but let him fight all the time to quell the peasant uprising. You have your own army anyway. If you want to fight me, you can fight your army. It was not until the peasant rebels were purged and attacked Yunnan that they really gave him a king. I believe that saying this name will definitely make everyone laugh-'the day of the king'. This is the first king of the day in history.

I personally understand. Oh, don't spray if you're scared.

First, Li Bai's song, which can be drunk, is magnificent.

Have you seen how the water of the Yellow River flows from the sky to the sea and never returns? Who would have thought this was a toast?

A song about Nanling children going to Beijing is very unique.

The background of this poem is that after years of ups and downs, Li Bai was finally introduced to the emperor by someone who appreciated his talent and wanted to be an official in Beijing. He thought he was going to be the prime minister, so he wrote this sentence, "Laughing when you go out, is our generation a wormwood?" How can I be a very humane minister with this virtue? Sure enough, it didn't take long to get to the boss, so I dismissed him and gave him a very generous severance package. Lao Li thought, hehe, I care about this? But you don't understand my talent. Leaving me is your loss. Not bad. This is the emperor, the son of heaven, and then Li Baili ignored me and said that I was too good for anyone to understand. Ordinary people can't tolerate me. I should sit on that lofty immortal, so I traveled all over the world looking for immortals, collecting fairy grass and refining elixir. In this way, I have a group of small fans behind me. This small fan is unusual.

After reading this question, I also have a question. What is "being a demon"? Does it mean death? I will answer as if I were dead.

"Huai Nan Zi Ren Xun" recorded such a thing.

It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a man named Qin Niuque walked alone in the mountains and was robbed. Thieves robbed his horses and chariots, unpacked his package and stripped him naked.

This robber is also quite interesting. He took something and left. They walked for a while, and then came back to see how Qin Niu would react if he was looted. By the way, you make a living by robbing, not doing psychological and behavioral research. There are quite a lot of things.

This Qin Niu Que is not a mortal. After being robbed, he didn't change his face and took his time. He still sits in the same place and has a rest.

The mountain thief went up and asked, "We robbed you with a knife around your neck. Why are you so carefree? " Your heart is really big enough. "

Qin Niu lacks your ability and eloquence, but it can't be reflected, can it? You can say that your legs are too weak to walk, and the robber will smile. Don't! Qin Niu showed his maverick without saying anything: "chariots and horses are only used for walking, money is only used for eating, clothes are only used for covering meat, and saints will not damage their bodies and minds because of these external things."

Hearing this, the robber can. They talk in the same way, knowing that "what they don't like, they don't like themselves" and that spiritual wealth is more important than material wealth. If such a person meets a monarch, he will definitely be reused, and then we will be miserable.

Several mountain thieves ganged up and killed them. No one knows whether this barren mountain and barren ridge has been killed. If you don't kill them, it will be a disaster.

Qin Niu is short of pawn.

Is this the trick of "being a demon"? As the saying goes, "a scholar meets a soldier, and it is unreasonable to say." When Qin Niu met a more unreasonable robber, he lacked knowledge, so he was smarter than himself.

"The Book of Songs" said: "People also have words, and I am not stupid." Laozi said, "Being straightforward is clumsy." Later, Su Dongpo also said, "Courage is foolishness." These are all telling us that we should be confused when we are confused, smart when we are smart, and we must not be confused when we are smart, so that we can eat by ourselves.