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1, alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

2. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

Even if you are not afraid of the cold, the sincere care of people who know each other and love each other is absolutely enjoyable for every woman.

It is said that "a woman without talent is a virtue", and I think I should be respected.

5. Do you know what I like about you? I like to stay away from Russia.

6. A blind cat may not meet a dead mouse, but a scholar has already met a soldier.

7. System prompt: Your love transmission to me is suspended, and the other party has refused to receive it.

8, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

9. Dreams are always awakened by urine!

10, time is like noodles, and the sun and the moon are like pots.

1 1, each of us is a dreamer. The dream has gone, leaving me homesick.

12, what matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

13, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

14, drink today, get drunk today, and never retreat.

15, man, be reliable. Women are meant to love, so be cute.

16, if you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

17, born dull, born cute, born cute and confused' (* ∩ _ ∩ *)'!

18, study in thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.

19, the wind blows from the north to the boundary of Xiang Xue, and I lie on your back, forever desolate.

20. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

2 1, what does that man look like? The pixels are relatively low!

22. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

23. Don't play with this kind of thing, love is addictive.

24. In small things, a villain becomes a Buddha.

25. In this city, everyone seems to be drinking a drink called sadness, which is full of loneliness.

26. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

27. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

28. Seeing a netizen say: Being knowledgeable but not doing anything for others is like making a phone call with a bag full of gold but no change!

29, emotional instability, yelling at people around you like a madman.

Make up a convincing reason before I trust you again.

3 1, I have never listened to Phoenix Legend's songs seriously, but it seems that every capital will.

32. I can't stand it. I will give you my doll.

33. There are no dreams that you can't wake up, only people who don't want to wake up.

34. It may seem so, but it may not.

35. My youth was thus dedicated to the lovely computer.

36. You really don't understand the tiredness of the emperor.

37. I like to wake up in the morning. Everything is unknown. I don't know who I will meet and what will happen.

38.-Kind Cinderella, but she is not kind. Just ordinary.

Don't bully me, or my friends on Mars will beat you!

40. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

4 1, look up, the world wants you to see clearly.

42. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

43. There is nothing I can't get through, only whether I want to or not.

44. shut up Don't talk about work without a supervisor.

45. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

46. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

47. As soon as a girl is concerned, boys will be on the alert all over the city.

48、? Made a mistake? Laugh it off? Made a mistake? But never let go.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. Don't you just want to rent my seat?

5 1, I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.

52. Are the Yingying Yanyan around you the same as the flowers and plants around me?

53. Do your best, score ten points and keep two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.

54. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

55. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

56. Put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

57. Rogue is a temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

58. When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

59. After a long time, you can have not only love, but also children!

60. I will never learn the woman who waits the most? っ

6 1, travel is to walk from one's tired place to another's tired place and travel again.

62. The world is so dark, who should I trust?

63. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

64. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

65. There are too many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools.

66. Don't care about the attack behind you, make up something about you. There are only two words: jealousy.

67. There is no heart, no money, no money, no affection, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

68. Say good night to your quiet self every night.

69. Good women are afraid of stalking, while bad women are afraid of hooligans.

70. My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

7 1, when life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

72. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

No one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

74. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

75. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

76. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

Happiness is good, don't take it out, because it will dry up sooner or later if you get too much sun.

78, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

79. Slowly, this love became a kind of dependence.

80, three people must have my wife, choose its beauty and take it.

8 1, that time passed away and became a memory.

82. The principle of eating goods is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

83. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

84. If I die, please don't be sad for me, and quickly gather seven dragon balls to save me.

85. How much bitterness is behind success?

86. Young people don't work hard, drive Ferraris, suffer hardships, and tractors pull the soil.

87. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

88. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

89. If a person loves you, all your vicious tongues are lovely.

90. Feelings are like food. Don't force yourself to eat when it goes bad. It is oneself who is injured after eating.

9 1, the young heart doesn't matter, everything.

92. Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

93. I also have a feeling of collapse when I see the child crying.

94. A needle is not pointed at both ends. A person has neither a body nor a mind.

95. Don't be self-righteous. You are not Jackson, and there is no such silly little girl who has a crush on you.

When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

97. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

98. I exchange my wronged freedom for the power of tomorrow.

99. Don't play the role in front of my sister. You are an animal at best.

100, no study, Wan Li Road is just a postman.