Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first? The following is about who will be saved first when mom and daughter-in-law fall into the water. Let's open our brains with netizens.

Then the question comes:

1. Who would you save first if your mother and I fell into the water?

God replied: How did you fall into the water with me around?

I asked my mother to save you quickly. I can't swim. If I go down, you and my mother will definitely have to save me first, so I will delay saving you. If I can't save you, I won't live.

how did you fall into the water with me around?

My mother knew you would ask this question. She just learned to swim last week and said, Don't be afraid, I'll save you first.

2. I fell into the water with your male god. Who will you save first?

god replied: save the male god first. There is only one male god, and male tickets can be found again.

save the male ticket! After all, it took hundreds of Taobao to buy it, and I was reluctant.

I just watched them play with each other quietly.

male ticket, what the fuck are you flopping about? Go over there and save my god!

3. What would you do if you saw the math teacher fall into the water?

God replied: I will be stupefied, then smile slightly, and then close my eyes tightly.

What would you do if the Chinese teacher and the English teacher fell into the river at the same time?

I'll push my math teacher in.

You're all cruel. Let me give you a question. The math teacher fell into the swimming pool, and two pipes in the swimming pool were drained. One was filled for five hours, and the other was filled for six hours. How long will it take to fill the two pipes at the same time?

The above is the divine reply about who you saved first when your mother and I fell into the water. Haha, it won't bother you. God replied

1. Where is the private money hidden without being discovered by my wife?

God replied: Donate it directly to the Red Cross, not to mention your wife. It can't be found all over the world ...

2. What is the longest-running project in China?

God replied: Project Hope. Only the beginning, not the end.

3. A CCTV reporter interviewed a migrant worker in the street: What do you think of this year's New Deal's anti-corruption campaign?

migrant workers reply: do you mean that it was all a joke in previous years? !

4. I saw my friend's signature today: need just Word, Word has Word. I don't understand, so I humbly ask.

God replied: What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine

5. I once heard a saying: "The key point of getting along with my sister is: if she is not wet behind the ears, show her the prosperity of the world; If her heart has changed, take her on a carousel. "

God replied: The key to getting along with a man is: If he is seed of love, you will take off your clothes; If he reads countless people, you will be on the hearth ... < P > 6. Q: Prove in one sentence that you have seen Four Great Classical Novels.

god replied: the strategist saved me, my sister saved me, my brother saved me, and Wukong saved me.

7. Q: "Let all 24 female guests if you are the one turn off the lights in one sentence. "

God replied," I hope to find a virgin ... "The word" seat "was swallowed alive when the light went out.

8. My wife went shopping and saw a lovely child. Then I looked at my husband and sighed. Say to her husband: if you have a baby that looks like you in the future, it's over!

God replied: My husband paused and glared at his wife: "If you don't look like me, you are finished! ! ！"

9. Q: A student, whose grades are the lowest every year, often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give the students a nice final comment. How to write it?

God replied: The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability.

1. Post: "President Sam resigned because of raping the door"

Follow-up: "Who is such an animal, even raping the door!"

11. Post: "David's wife gave birth to a baby girl"

Post: "Who is Tong Da? So powerful! "

12. Why do sanitary towel advertisements pour blue water? Are women Smurfs?

god replied: using red water can easily lead to diplomatic disputes with Japan-! !

13. Q: Can lust be changed?

God replied: Dong Fangbubai used to have this problem, but later he didn't.

14. Q: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in summer?

God replied: It will be hot if we don't take you ...

15. Why should the baby bear the father's surname?

god replied: because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the cardholder!

16. Q: "Why do CCTV news always broadcast clips of them packing up the manuscript after it is finished?"

God replied, "To tell you, we bragged in draft." God replied with a laugh.

1. I met a friend today and politely said to him, "I'll invite you to dinner another day!

As soon as the voice fell, he took out his mobile phone and said, What day? Let me make a note.

2. I went to a restaurant for dinner with a brother. I just sat down when I entered the restaurant. Brother: How big is the boss's frog lung?

boss: hello, we don't sell frog lungs.

Brother: I mean frog lung ~

Boss: Sorry, we don't have frog lung. Do you think it's ok to stir-fry frog?

brother: I mean WiFi for wireless internet access. . .

me: boss, I won't eat this man. I don't know him.

3. Buy socks and ask the boss: How many pairs?

boss: two pairs.

I said, how much?

boss: it's sold in pairs.

I clenched my fist: I mean the price!

boss: the price is absolutely reasonable!

I trembled and said: I said RMB!

boss: it must be RMB! This is domestic! Boy!

at this time, I feel extremely broken inside: I ask again: what is the price?

boss: I told you, it's the market price! You've been whining for a long time whether to buy it or not! ? I see clearly, you are fucking looking for trouble on purpose! Brothers, let's go. . .

4. Korean stars took a shit, and Ta's brain powder was eaten together.

passerby: that's disgusting.

Brain powder A: How dare you call this shit disgusting? You can pull it.

brain powder b: if you can't pull it out yourself, call others disgusting, and you are obviously jealous of them.

brain powder c: you didn't see how seriously my XX pulled, and you didn't understand the efforts behind him.

brain-dead powder d: Why do you call people names? You don't know Ta at all. From this shit, I can know what Ta ate yesterday.

passerby: I mean, your food is disgusting!

5. At work, a message came from WeChat, which was sent by the supervisor. I am in the toilet now, and I don't have any paper. Who will help me?

as soon as I saw the opportunity to make contributions, I immediately put down my work and ran to ask for credit.

When I arrived at the toilet door, I saw the supervisor standing there and saw me coming. Hehe smiled: You play with your mobile phone at work, and your bonus is gone this month. . . God replied to the paragraph

1. Landlord: Today, I specially arranged my home romantically, and the sofa was filled with roses. Hold my girlfriend on the sofa for a shot ... My girlfriend is breaking up with me now. Shit, I forgot to pull out the thorn on the rose ...

God replied: Did it leak?

2. Landlord: What methods do you usually use for contraception?

god replied: my appearance.

3. Landlord: It's great to be an ass. I've been with my other half since I was born, and I'll never be apart.

god replied: you are right, but you are afraid that a third party will intervene.

4. Landlord: She watched him pour into a pool of blood in front of her. She ran to him in tears, picked him up and sat on the ground, and the blood was still pouring out. The man was in her arms and slowly closed his eyes. "Hold on, asshole! I want to be your bride. You said you would do anything for me. How can you die like this! " She screamed and couldn't stop crying.

god replied, "get up, asshole! I only stabbed you once, and there is still one knife, get up! "

5. Landlord: Although I am just a sheep, cumin will make me more fragrant.

God replied: Then burn the charcoal fire slowly, and fat will grow all over you.

God replied: I won't be heartbroken if I stir any ingredients, and I will be equally fragrant if I cook in any way.

god replied: happy, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, slow sheep, soft, all made, roast whole sheep!

6. Landlord: Why do many people say that mlgb is abusive?

God replied: Actually, it is not. The real meaning of mlgb is make love, good bye. Commonly known as leaving after work.

7. Landlord: I think you are really handsome from the heart!

god replied: so I can't even see it.

8. Landlord: As long as you say something, I can instantly wake up from a state of confusion and absence.

God replied: Next, I will find a classmate to go to the blackboard to do this problem.

9. Landlord: He told his daughter earnestly: Life will not always be as one wishes, and there will be many bumps in it, and there will always be setbacks in one way or another. But people must live clearly when they are young, and freedom and happiness are the most important things. Don't think like me, and I won't understand what I really want until I get old ...

God replied: My daughter interrupted him angrily and roared.

god replied: yes, he didn't touch it seriously, and he couldn't touch it!

11. "Poor, I can't go anywhere if I want to."

God replied, "Be optimistic, you can still die!"

12. How do you think one hundred dollars can be changed into two hundred dollars in the shortest time?

god replied: look in the mirror.

in the new semester, don't stay up all night, read more books, exercise more, learn English, and save. I hope I can indulge in learning this year.

God replied: Just think about this kind of thing and don't take it seriously.

14. I recently took a fancy to a 5 million project, and I just invested in it. I still don't know how it is.

God replied: Did you buy Fucai?

15. News: The man taught himself to drive 18 kilometers and fled back to Guizhou 2 minutes after stealing the car.

god replied: it's not a cow. I have a strange man here who can't drive even after stealing a car. He only learned to reverse the car temporarily, and he just reversed it for 1 kilometers to get home.

god's reply 2: it's not a cow. there is a strange man in my hometown of Hunan who can't drive after stealing a car. He only learned to reverse the car temporarily and has been driving backwards for 65 years.