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Funny signature of a lame kick.
1, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.

2. Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star. At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

Drinking is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

5, time is on a woman's chest, no matter how busy it is, it will be very crowded, but once you relax, it will soon be gone.

6. Don't look at me like a pair of meat floss. I am a steak at the crucial moment.

7. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

9. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep for a while.

10, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, wouldn't love have a good end?

1 1, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

12, it is said that knowledge is worth a few dollars. I want everyone to know how much money is worth.

13, animals are still a little pitiful, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

14, height is just data, and the connotation is height.

15, there are no famous guns in the workplace, they are all in the back.

16, I admit that I have three products: no money, no power and no color. What a big gap.

17, get busy living or get busy dying.

18, drunk last night, so thirsty in the morning. I couldn't find water and drank two bottles of wine to quench my thirst. I ended up drunk again.

19, I accidentally used the shower gel as shampoo while taking a shower, and then used the shampoo as shower gel.

20, thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy! Because only a strong body can support a dirty soul!

2 1, this girl, dressed really cool, looks really hot.

22. Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

23. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

I am a little bee, and I am busy picking flowers all day.

In order to find my prince, I will kiss all the frogs in the world.

26, a catty of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at midnight.