2. Don't discharge me, because I have caller ID here.
Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.
4, long like this, have you ever been raped by a pig, it is the same kind of pig.
There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.
6. Why are those ungrateful people called dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!
7. Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.
8. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?
9. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.
10, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
1 1, not to mention labor, you are nothing in the eyes of labor.
12, in my knowledge, there are only three kinds of people, enemies, friends and brothers!
13, fish can't live without water, and people can't live without sailboats. If you don't pay, people will get into the water and fish will get on board.
14, spread bad words about me everywhere, please don't let me know, let me know, please don't deny it, and finally admit, please don't pretend to be an ox.
15, did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
16, after seeing you, I realized what your father meant when he called you "having an X fever is better than having you". Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!
17, I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.
18. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
19, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
20. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is * * *.
2 1, you think you are Popeye, you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?
22. If you lay a finger on your brother and sister, I'll definitely abolish his whole heaven. I am arrogant, even more arrogant!
23. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.
24. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.
25. As the saying goes, everyone is jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid than others.
26. The most * * moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window and smiles!
27, the pig is stupid and someone kills it, and people can't help it. Let me know whether you want to die or live.
28. The first person to find out that you are eating in class is your bad friend, and then fight for it. All the voices were shouted out by the teacher.
29. Digital age: whoever has more numbers in his passbook is the age.
30. Build roads by yourself, dig other people's roads, and let others build roads with me.
3 1, when you were not mainstream, your brother who killed Matt began to rise.
32. "What's the feeling of math class?" "Do you know what it's like to watch an American drama without subtitles?"
33. Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has chastity, Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has dignity.
34. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.
35. Since using black toothpaste, teeth have turned white and people have turned black.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
37. Many girls you think can't catch up with are actually not chased at all! Many boys you don't like actually have girlfriends.
38. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
Shake the wool in the street, and your pocket will look better than your face.
40. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and too thin.
4 1, there are many liars, but fools are obviously not enough. So now you are precious.
42. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
43. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, have you found that there is no absolute thing in the world?
44. I like to sleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.
45. The magical subject of physical health class is always shy at home and always crazy abroad!
46. If love always hurts, why do you look so ugly?
47. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.
48. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back next year.
49. Asking a woman how ugly she can be is like being a son of a bitch.
50. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
5 1, as long as you live better than me, you must die early.
52. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face.
Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.
54, a bear-like god! Your singing is totally summoning the dead!
If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.
56. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously.
57. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder, which will turn into paste when you move.
58. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
59. Anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones. Anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.
60. I love myself and have more opponents, okay?
6 1. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.
62. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
63. I think it should be a rotten apple that falls in front of teacher Newton, otherwise he would never think of anything else.
If you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.
Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
66. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.
67. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!
68. I especially like the teacher being angry, scolding us for a class and then dismissing it.
69. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?
70. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?
7 1, summer is not good, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind when I was poor.
72. I don't need to do unnecessary things to unnecessary people and get hurt unnecessarily.
73. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!
74. Only those who hide a snack in the exam can really understand that the heartbeat is nothing more than when I look up at you, and you are already staring at me.
75. Your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato. There is an upper limit and no lower limit.
76. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!
77. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
78. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
79. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.
80. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.
Remember, employers and employees don't live to please anyone.
82. Bed rest is the minimum respect for weekends.
83. I eat pomegranate one by one at home, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!
84. Calm down because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.
85. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.
86. Ah, it hasn't changed with time, and it's still so ugly.
In fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful or cute.
88. Go straight ahead, and there are a bunch of dogs behind you. If one doesn't pay attention, the dog won't hide if it bites you.
89. Wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work.
90. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
9 1, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!
92. Your appearance is the representative of destroying the three views.
93. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was beautiful.
94. I finally found you. See you send messages every day. Your wife asked me to take a message for you. She has had a miscarriage. Did you change your number? Take care!
95. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.