I really can't stand my handsomeness. I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome!
Suddenly a voice came from the sky: You are lying.
I didn't understand the meaning of "handsome boy" when the teacher was lecturing, but I finally understood it when I looked at myself in the mirror.
4. I have been thinking: Why are there always cockroaches in my house? They are all women! The answer given to me after expert appraisal is: they all came to see you at your home.
5. I went to recruit a job: as a result, the city cleaner didn't add me, the enterprise company didn't add me, and the government didn't even open the canteen for me. I didn't know until I looked in the mirror. Being a cleaner is too dazzling, which will cause a scandal and implicate the cleaning company. If the female colleagues in the enterprise company see that I am not in the mood to work, the profit will plummet. I heard that there were many female colleagues behind the door during the interview. The explanation given to me by the commissary government is: You are so handsome, many people will definitely buy your things just to meet you or chat with you. If you buy something, you don't have to buy it again. Other grocery stores can't sell anything. Run on a shoestring. Think about the store owners in the city.
2. Funny narcissistic personality signature When I was young, I always wanted to show my tough side, so I wanted to get a tattoo. The reason why I didn't implement it is: I have been hesitant to tattoo with crayons or Astro Boy.
March 1 1, all men are lewd. A strong one is called a lecherous, a strong one is called a lecherous, and a strong one is called a lecherous. Especially strong, become a perverted lecherous, lewd to the extreme, known as the body aesthetic artist. March 1 1 Don't go out in rainy days. Although the rain is not poisonous, it is small to get wet and gonorrhea is big.
March 1 1, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into.
.. the poor. March 1 1 If happiness is a cloud and pain is like a star.
At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li ... —— Excerpted from Lai Bao's diary. March 1 1 The inner beauty that men say refers to the inside of the bra, not the inside. March 1 1, degraded, still can't swim. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ... July 2 1 People should learn to find some small pleasures by themselves, such as going to the streets to see those beautiful women who don't belong to them, going to the bank to see those banknotes that don't belong to them, and going to the auto show to see those sports cars that don't belong to them. Then I found a beggar in the street and told myself: it doesn't matter, those didn't belong to him just now ... it has been raining for several days on July 2 1, and it is estimated that the jade emperor is crying. It must be that his marriage with the queen mother is unhappy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that the queen mother refuses to leave ... unreasonable.
On September 23rd, my sister asked me, "Brother, what is kissing like?" I told her with a smile: "Silly girl, when kissing, say: pig ~ ~ ~." My brother asked me, "Brother, what is a kiss?" I said, "Kissing? Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. "
On September 23rd, menstrual blood caused the uterus to cry lonely, while wet dream caused the seminal vesicle to cry depressed. Menstruation once a month, but wet dream is irregular, which just shows that men don't flick when they have tears ... Is it cruel for female mantis to eat male mantis after mating on September 23rd? But some women will swallow countless offspring during mating ... February 18, lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple.
On June 20, when I was a child, I often heard that someone committed suicide because of the pressure of life. At that time, I knew death, but I didn't understand what stress was. Now that I have grown up, I know what stress is, and I don't understand why so many people are still alive ... On June 20th, God gave me a pair of eyes and let me see a colorful world. God gave me another pair of hands to work hard to earn money; God gave me another mouth to curse God's unfairness ... On June 20th, no matter how high a woman stood, she could only wet the ground under her feet. Men are amazing, stand higher and pee farther! On June 20th, a beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin was like a ghost. Men were talking about it, but no one had seen it with their own eyes.
3. Funny narcissistic personality signature When I was young, I always wanted to show my tough side, so I wanted to get a tattoo. The reason why it didn't come true in the end is that I have been hesitating whether to tattoo with crayons or Astro Boy.
March 1 1
Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. Especially strong, become a pervert, known as the human aesthetic artist.
March 1 1
Don't go out in rainy days. Although rain is not poisonous, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is a major matter.
March 1 1
I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into. . . . . . .. the poor.
March 1 1
If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star.
Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li …
—— Excerpt from Lai Bao's diary, March 1 1.
When men say inner beauty, they mean inside the bra, not inside.
March 1 1
I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ...
July 2 1 day
People should learn to find some small pleasures by themselves, such as going to the streets to see those beautiful women who don't belong to them, going to the bank to see those banknotes that don't belong to them, going to the auto show to see those sports cars that don't belong to them, and then finding a beggar in the street to tell himself: It doesn't matter, those didn't belong to him just now. ...
July 2 1 day
It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. It must be that his marriage with the queen mother is unhappy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that the queen mother refuses to leave ... unreasonable.
September 23(rd)
My sister asked me, "Brother, what is kissing like?" I told her with a smile: "Silly girl, when kissing, say: pig ~ ~ ~."
My brother asked me, "Brother, what is a kiss?" I said, "Kissing? Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. "
September 23(rd)
Menstrual blood is the uterus crying for loneliness, while wet dream is the seminal vesicle crying for depression. Menstruation once a month, but wet dream is irregular, which just shows that men don't flick when they have tears. ...
September 23(rd)
Is it cruel that the female mantis will eat the male mantis after mating? But some women swallow countless offspring during mating. ...
65438 February 2008
Lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple.
June 20(th)
When I was a child, I often heard that people committed suicide because of the pressure of life. At that time, I knew death, but I didn't understand what stress was. Now that I have grown up, I don't understand why so many people are still alive. ...
June 20(th)
God gave me a pair of eyes to see the world of flowers; God gave me another pair of hands to work hard to earn money; God gave me another mouth to curse God's injustice. ...
June 20(th)
No matter how high a woman stands, squatting can only wet the land under her feet; Men are amazing, stand higher and pee farther!
June 20(th)
A beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin is like a ghost. Men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with their own eyes. ...