I have a crush on a girl, but I always write her name online. Every time the courier calls her, I will say: My wife is out, just give it to me!
3. Do you want to sleep with me because you are so personal to me?
If a man wants to be rich, he has something to do with everyone.
I'm not angry that you scold me. I'll make myself a cup of Lycium barbarum and influence you with love.
6. winter vacation homework, let's break up. I don't think we are suitable, really.
7. When I was a child, I always wrote a sentence at the end: Ah, this is really an unforgettable day. In retrospect, I seem to have forgotten everything!
Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.
9. God gave you a face to pick up girls, and you became gay.
10. How can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.
1 1. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too!
12. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.
13. Girls should do a little bad things, and then God will give you a boyfriend when he is angry.
14. In the sea of knowledge, I used to be a freshwater fish.
15. Hello everyone. I am Xiao Wang. Now recognize me as your father, and you are the little prince.
16. The wind seems to be talking today. It said to me, "I want to break my head."
17. I can afford it. My sister's life is raining.
18. I can live a good life, but my tears always fall behind me.
19. Why didn't your dad just shoot you on the wall?
20. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
2 1. I'm the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.
22. I still can't forget you. I think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.
23. You still have to dream, or get drunk and talk to your friends.
24. I feel embarrassed when others praise me, because I always feel that their praise is not good enough!
I want to sell my house to support you, but the landlord doesn't want to.
26. You are really attractive, just like shit attracts flies.
In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!
28. If you don't like to compete with others, you won't get what you deserve.
Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.
Although we don't like loneliness, we are more afraid of disappointment.