Hou,, people

H: Long time no see. It's easy to have such an opportunity to meet you today. I heard that everyone is rich. I will visit you when I have time. I'll meet you at home. Don't be afraid, it just looks at you, that's all.

Yang: Mr. Hou! Can I ask you something?

Oh, you say.

Yang: You said this, does his family have money?

S: Ask me about my privacy!

H: You don't read books or newspapers, do you?

Yang: Why?

Hou: How rich!

Yang: Really?

H: There is a rich list every year in the world.

Yang: That's right.

H: You know, a * * * is 500.

Yang: Where does he rank?

H: It's right in the middle.

Yang: 250!

Hou: No matter where he ranks, at least it proves that he is rich! Second, people are in the front row.

Yang: Then there is still no him!

H: What do you mean without him?

Yang: I asked you how to prove that their family is rich.

H: how to prove it?

Yang: Ah!

Hou: When it didn't rain a few days ago, the temperature in Beijing was quite high, right?

Yang: Ah.

You see, he usually wears a T-shirt when he comes out. Green, there is a golden road behind Jining.

Si Tong: That's a toad!

H: just that, that ...

Yang: I see what you mean. Its name is Wasacz!

H: yes! Wow, I don't know what to call it.

Yang: Wow!

H: wow, wow, eat. Right, right, right! Do you know how much that dress costs?

Yang: How much is it?

H:4000 RMB! People can wear it if they want, and take it off if they want! Go there. one ...

Yang: Who did you hear that from?

What he said.

Yang: More than 4,000 yuan?

H: of course !

Yang: I bought it for five yuan! Do you know the origin of that dress?

H: I don't know.

Yang: I went to the garden and caught a fake auction. He wants one for ten dollars, but he hasn't given anyone any money yet!

Hey, did you see the watch he was wearing?

Yang: What watch?

H: I brought a watch with such a big gold shell.

Yang: There is such a piece.

H: There is a cross on the dial. the Red Cross Society ...

Yang: Does the Red Cross issue watches?

H: What's that?

Yang: That's Vacheron Constantin!

H: Yes, yes! Vacheron Constantin's watch is so beautiful! More than 400 thousand, I saw him wash his hands that day, ...

Yang: More than 400,000? ! !

H: I took it off and threw it on the pool. I feel distressed when I look at it. ...

Yang: That watch is fake. 47 yuan bought it.

H: where is it?

Yang: Last year, I went to Tianjin foreign goods market with him for half a day to bargain with others. It's 47 yuan.

H: Have you seen him wearing those leather shoes?

Yang: What leather shoes?

A pair of leather shoes, shiny, leather and calfskin. How nice! There is a picture of his grandfather on the insole.

Shi: Your grandfather is!

H: Anyway, just one, the curly one.

Yang: I know, you call it "old man"!

H: that's right The head of the old man, his grandfather. Then, on the insole.

Yang: Old man's head.

Hou: Just that pair of leather shoes, more than 10,000 yuan!

Yang: How much do you want? More than ten thousand dollars? !

H: ah.

Yang: Zoo Leather Shoes City, 100 yuan for three pairs, and a suitcase.

I can't chat with you.

Yang: Why?

H: That's what you are. My eyes turn red when I see that others have money and my life is better. You, there is no such thing as stealing people!

Yang: How much money does he have?

Hou: You said it was irritating, but you still laughed.

Yang: If he has money, lend me 100,000!

H: impossible! You killed me, and I- ...

Yang: What do you mean impossible?

Hou: I borrowed100000 yuan from you? !

Yang: Of course!

Shi: (patting Yang on the shoulder from behind)

H: I don't believe it!

S: Hey, hey, hey, stop it!

Yang: Teacher Shi ~! Hehe ~ Teacher Shi, are you there?

S: I have been here for half a day. Who is this man you are talking to?

Yang: Him?

S: Ah!

Yang: Hou.

Shi: What about later?

Yang: Ah!

S: What do you sell?

Yang: What do you sell? Hou is a famous crosstalk performer!

Shi: An artist? Bah! Where is the artist? Not yet. Let me ask you something.

Yang: Ah, you say.

Shi: You have a lot of brains. Remember what Hou Wenyao's eyes and upper eyelids looked like a few years ago? Do you all remember? Hou Wenyao, this upper eyelid?

Yang: Single eyelid!

S: Now?

Yang: Double eyelids!

S: Why is it okay for him to prick his double eyelids?

Yang: I don't know.

I don't know? I'm telling you, this is called plastic surgery! Change your appearance, lest I recognize him!

Yang: Why?

S: He owes me100000, and he won't pay it back. In order to avoid debt, he stabbed himself into double eyelids, and then went to Lao Dai with a hood. That's him!

Yang: He owes you 100,000 yuan?

S: Yes!

Yang: Oh, Mr. Shi, it's none of my business. You owe me a hundred thousand dollars. When and where will it be returned?

Shi: Who are you? I don't know you.

Yang: Eh! Why don't you know me! You are forgetful, please take a closer look. My name is Yang Jinming.

Shi: Are you Ming's uncle? Why are you so old?

Yang: I can't find you in a hurry!

Shi: What can I do for nothing?

Yang: Have you forgotten? You lent me100000, saying that you would pay it back after one month, so long. ...

S: You can't just talk! Do you have any proof?

Yang: Yes, yes, and you gave me an IOU. Look, (opening the note) is it an iou you gave me?

S: Oh … is there my signature on it?

Yang: My signature ... Do you think you sell books here? This is your signature and handprint.

S: Oh! Bring it here. Let me see.

Yang: Don't look yet! When you look at me, the evidence is gone.

S: No! I spent all my money! What's the use of keeping it?

Yang: Hey! ! !

S: Yes.

Yang: What do you mean? You spent me100000, and my money is useless. You're not lying to me, are you? You see, my wife said, ask him to perform in this national palace, right? Hey, hey, Mr. Stone, I have an explanation when I go back. Hehe ~ Uncle Shi.

Shi: Hehe ~ What's your name? Make it clear.

Yang: Grandpa Shi! Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ please discuss it, and I'll make a confession.

S: Just call it nice. Come on, I'll discuss it with you.

Yang: Eh! All right, all right! That's it!

S: Wait a minute.

S: Hey, Mr. Hou. Look, it's not me. I always chase you and pay my bills! That's not what I meant. He pushed the debt too hard, and there was nothing he could do! I invited you here today. That's mean.

H: Leave it alone. I'll talk to him.

What's your name?

Yang: My name is.

H: Fuck you. Are you going in?

Yang: Ah!

H: OK. What do you want from him?

Yang: Ask him for an account.

Does he owe you money?

Yang: Ah.

H: It's your turn. How much is it?

Yang: One hundred thousand.

H: Is there any evidence?

Yang: Did he give me an iou?

H: Oh ... you ask him for it. All right. Want it?

Yang: It is not easy.

H: No, do you want it or not?

Yang: Hey! ! ! Take out both sides! What do you mean you don't want it? Is it easy for me to earn this little money? You haven't paid me back after borrowing it for so long!

Hou: No, you, you, you ... (turning to stone) When did you borrow it from him?

S: That's it, October 5th.

Hou: (to Yang) Bah! !

Yang: What's wrong? What happened?

Hou: The money I borrowed from you on October 5th is only the 7th today! ! Just two days ago, you forced the debt. Where are you in Huang Shiren? !

Yang: Who is it?

H: and you are!

Yang: Who is it?

H: you! !

Yang: He borrowed it on October 5th last year! ! It's been borrowed for over a year! !

Hou: (Shi Xiang) You, you, you have been more than a year?

S: Ah, more than a year. He's not looking for me.

Why don't you go to him?

Yang: (Shi Xiang) Who didn't call you? Who didn't call you? ! Even the police station can't find you!

Shi: You call!

H: Hey!

Yang: Call? Your mobile phone is turned off!

S: Come home to me!

Yang: I'm looking for you at home-do you have a home? Your house is sold!

Hou: You look for his wife!

Yang: Looking for who?

H: His lover!

Yang: Looking for his lover?

H: yes!

Yang: His wife went to Thailand with a rich man!

Shi: Ah, that's what the old ones don't go, and the new ones don't come ~ ~ Hehe, I don't care!

Yang: (to Stone) I don't care whether you are old or new, you give me my money back.

Shi: You are single-minded! Don't you understand?

Yang: I don't understand.

Shi: It's not that I don't pay you back. Because he lent me money and didn't pay it back. I have no money. What can I give you in return? He pays me back, and I'll pay you back if I have money! You got it?

Yang: Now that you mention it, I know that you lent him the money.

S: Yes!

Yang: He can't pay you back.

S: Yes!

Yang: You can't pay me back.

S: That's what I mean.

Yang: Do you have any evidence?

S: Of course there are IOUs. (Open note)

Yang: Who called?

S: Later generations. I also have evidence here.

Yang: Did he write an IOU?

S: Take a good look. (Pass the note to Yang)

Yang: Then I have to go and have a look. It's detailed enough.

Shi: Please recite it to me.

Yang: I borrowed RMB today, 100,000 yuan, nine strokes 100, nine strokes 50, nine strokes 20, nine strokes 10, nine strokes 5, nine strokes 2, nine strokes 1, and the remaining coins made up * * * 100,000. Hou Wenyao.

Shi: You see, I am so careful.

Yang: Go and ask him for it!

S: Yes. Although others came, it was hard to get money.

Yang: Why?

S: I have to ask you for help.

Yang: What can I do for you?

S: You don't know. What about this guy? He specializes in borrowing money.

Yang: Learn to borrow money?

Shi: Alas! Study who to borrow, how much to borrow, and then why not change money. So you have to be careful with this. Deal with him, don't involve you.

Yang: Don't involve me?

S: Yes, you tell him.

Yang: May I ask? ah ...

Shi: Where do you pick up cigarette butts?

Yang: Mr. Hou! Mr. Hou! Mr. Hou! Let me ask you something.

H: What's the matter?

Yang: Mr. Shi said that you lent him 100,000 yuan. Isn't it?

H: that's right.

Yang: Aren't you going to pay him back today?

H: Who said that?

Yang: Him!

What does it matter to you that I borrow money from him? No, you don't understand. This exchange of money between us shows that our two brothers have this kind of friendship, do you understand? We grew up together, you know? The two of us, he has mine and I have his. We eat and drink the same. It's not like you.

S: Divide it! Divide! You should be careful, it's about to start to default!

H: Fu Kuan, this is not right.

S: What's the matter?

H: We agreed that,

S: Yes.

H: What is yours is mine, and what is mine is yours.

Stone: There is something wrong with this sentence! What do you mean, what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine?

H: that's right Look, I can't open the tweezers. Did I borrow 10 million yuan from you? Yes, your money is not mine!

S: Yes!

Yes, my account is yours!

S: What a mess?

H: It's not messy at all. ※￥##%……

Stone: ...% # ◎%% ...

(Yang blocks the stone)

H: It's all your fault! You can't have an accident!

Yang: (Shi Xiang) Can we stop shouting? This is a quarrel. Can we talk about it? Hello, let's talk. Let's solve the problem.

S: OK, OK. (strike stone)

This stage has been swept. There is nothing. Please don't touch it. It is not easy for the three of us to get together today. Let's talk in front of you! Let's settle this account and forget it, shall we?

Yang: Great!

S: Is that okay?

H: I'd rather fight with smart people than talk to stupid people. Very simple! (to Yang) What are you going to do?

Yang: I asked him for money.

How much does he owe you?

Yang: One hundred thousand!

H: One hundred thousand, right?

Yang: Ah!

H: All right, I'll pay for him, and I'll give you100000.

S: Good!

Yang: Did you pay him back?

H: that's right

Yang: Thank you very much! ! thank you

Hou: I can't afford it! Isn't it a hundred thousand dollars?

Yang: Ah, one hundred thousand dollars.

H: What are you doing? You are in a hurry.

(strike stone)

Thank you!

H: I paid you back.

Thank you.

H: Don't say anything polite. However, before I pay you back, I must criticize you.

Si Tong: OK.

Why did you borrow money from him?

Shi: At that time, the turnover could not be opened.

Hou: When you borrow money, do you think you can repay it?

S: I didn't think so much at that time.

Look at this guy. How can you borrow money from him? Hmm? It looks like shrimp skin! Of course, it is not easy for you to borrow money from him.

S: It's a heavy workload.

H: But look at him. How long have you just borrowed money from him?

Si Tong: One year.

H: One year. Look at this guy. He looks like he is over 70 years old.

Shi: He likes to worry.

Hou: Then, a person like you who wants to do such a thing and has no brains, why do you write an IOU for one year when you write an IOU?

Shi: Then how many years should I write?

Hou: You have been writing for three years!

S: Why is that?

H: This man is worried to death.

S: Yes! Yes!

Yang: What do you mean, in a hurry? ! ! What does anxiety mean? ! !

S: Yes! That's not necessary.

Do you bite or not?

Yang: What do you mean?

H: Do you mind if I talk to him?

Yang: Say it!

Hou: What's wrong with holding the bag upside down?

Up to now, my own money has not been paid, my mobile phone is afraid to turn on, and my house has been sold. Where is my love? Did you go to Thailand to watch the tsunami?

Shi: I didn't mean to see it, but I caught it.

H: Be more careful in the future.

S: Alas.

Hou: How ugly it is to be chased for money! How uncomfortable! I'll pay you back, and then it's over.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hou: Isn't it over to criticize him? Let me criticize you.

Yang: What's wrong with me?

Why did you lend him money?

Yang: Then who can I borrow it from?

H: Lend it to me!

Yang: I know you haven't returned it yet!

Of course, you won't lend it to me. You lent him 100,000 yuan for the interest of that 10,000 yuan, right?

Yang: That's not true.

H: Isn't that right? I'm still embarrassed to say it. Tell everyone that I lent Shi Fukuan100,000 yuan to help him. Are you helping him? Hmm? Look at him now, his mobile phone is afraid to turn on, his house has been sold, and his daughter-in-law is here now-the policeman over there said to let him take a handkerchief to collect the body there. Are you wicked or not? Come on, don't worry. I paid him back100000 yuan. OK or not?

Yang: Thank you! thank you

H: (Shi Xiang) I returned the money to you.

S: Thank you several times.

H: No, no, you're welcome. So I owe you a hundred thousand dollars?

S: Then neither of us owes anyone. It's nothing.

H: Oh, yes. Hey, where's the IOU?

Shi: Oh, here is the IOU. It's no use.

Hou: I returned it for you. What about our IOUs?

S: That's useless.

H: What if it doesn't work?

S: Tear him up.

H: tear it up and it's over.

S: Yes, tears ... Hehe ~ ~ Wait a minute, let me confirm.

(Xiangyang) Mr. Yang, I owe you that hundred thousand yuan. Mr. Hou said to help me return it. Do you agree with this?

Yang: Raise three hands to show your agreement.

H: Be careful that he is a thief.

Yang: Who is the thief?

H: You have three hands.

Yang: My wife, our son and I have three hands.

Shi Hou: Oh, a family.

S: He paid it back for me. I owe you. We will pay it back. ...

Yang: When he paid back the money, we were out of debt.

S: There will be no bill. Ah, then I owe you an iou ...?

Yang: It's no use owing money.

S: What if it doesn't work?

Yang: Let's just tear it up.

(Yang and Shi tear up the loan together)

No hukou.

S: Then let's go. See you later ~ (Shi Hou steps off the stage)

Yang: So there is no bill? ! Come back! Come back! Where is the bill? What do you mean, no account?

(Shi Hou's return)

H: What are you shouting?

Yang: I just said yes!

H: What can I say?

Yang: Won't he pay me back?

H: Who should pay for your money?

Yang: Him!

H: It's your turn. How much is it?

Yang: It's my turn.

Do you have any evidence?

Yang: There are IOUs!

H: Where are the IOUs?

Yang: I won't tear up the IOU. ...

Hou: Tear it up and it's over!

S: It's over!

Yang: ... 5555555555555 Tear up the loan and ask someone for money ~ ~ ~

Hou: That's right ~ ~ Just tear it up and it's over ~ It's very simple.

Yang: Gnome male ~ ~ ~

H: Mom.

Shi: This man is crazy!

Don't let him bite!

Yang: I remember! I just tore up this note, it's a copy!

h:？ ! ! Alas! You are a fool to take one!

Shi: Where is the original?

Hou: Why don't you have any integrity?

Yang: Who is dishonest? You have no integrity!

Hou: You have no moral integrity! You take one, look! ※×￥#￥%……

Yang: (pulls out the original) Wait a minute! Open your belly button and see if this is written by you.

Shi: I don't understand a word of your language!

Yang: I tell you, if you don't change it, I'll sue you!

Hou: (pulling Yang) What are you doing?

Yang: I want to sue you!

H: Who are you suing?

Yang: Sue you!

H: I can't tell you clearly when I arrive. Right? How much does he owe you?

Yang: One hundred thousand.

Hou: Didn't I just tell you that he owes you100000, and I'll help him pay it back!

Yang: You paid him back, but you haven't given me the money yet!

H: what ...

Yang: You haven't given me the money yet! You give me money! !

Shi: I'm hoarse. What about you? What's the matter? this is ...

Yang: That's true.

Hou: What is this little money?

Yang: Give me the money!

H: Forget it ... (takes out a lot of cards)

Yang: If you have a card, take it out early.

H: ... here you are (giving Yang Yi a card)

Yang: Is this money?

H: Yes100000.

Yang: One hundred thousand. Recharge card!

H: ah.

Yang: When shall I call this 100,000 yuan to my mobile phone?

H: From now on, you can call the United States for two hours every day without paying for a year.

Yang: We don't have this relative in our family.

H: You know one. How nice it is for the United States to recognize michel platini. ...

Yang: No, no! I don't want it! Give me another one!

H: ... this. (Give Yang Yi a card again)

Yang: Is there any money here?

H: Yes,100000.

Yang: beauty card ... beauty card! Why do I need a beauty card? !

Shi: Practical!

H: Your beauty ... Let everyone see it. Just like you, you spent 100 thousand dollars to make him beautiful. No money. You can earn money by going out at night.

Yang: Cough! !

S: No problem! Come on!

Yang: Keep it for yourself and earn money. I want the bank!

Shi: You are so stubborn!

H: ... (Give Yang Yi another card)

Yang: Is this rich? Ah, from the bank

H: Yes, you can overdraw100000 yuan.

Yang: Where is the overdraft of 100,000 yuan? ! I'm going in! Keep it for yourself! I want cash!

Hou: How can you be so unreasonable!

Yang: What do you mean unreasonable?

Ask all the people who have nothing to do and come out with 100 thousand cash in their pockets. Stuffed? !

Yang: I don't care. Do something!

Tell you what, let's stop fooling around. Tomorrow, still here, at 10 am, I'll bring you100000 yuan, so let's forget about it, shall we?

Yang: Who believes you?

H: I swear it's not enough? I swear: Tomorrow morning, at ten o'clock, here, I will pay you back 100,000 yuan. If I don't come, I will thunder you five times a day!

Yang: Boom you! ! ! !

Boom you! ! ! !

Yang: How to blow me up?

Hou: You blew my money away!

Yang: What about that?

Boom you.

Yang: ...% # ◎ #% Look at my bad luck! !

S: Approved? Admit it! Yelling for a long time ~ ~

Yang: OK, OK. ...

H: Is that right? You blew me up, the money was gone, and you were blown up. You still have a daughter-in-law and children to inherit.

S: Don't beat around the bush.

Yang: OK, just give it back to me.

H: Right, right, right.

Yang: You have no proof.

H: based on words.

Yang: You write me a note.

H: I don't have paper and pen.

Yang: I have it with me!

H: This man is really wicked. Why do you bring everything?

Yang: I have it with me. (Give Hou a piece of paper) Write it!

H: No pen.

Yang: Pen, pen, pen. (To Hou Bi) You wrote well.

H: ... (looking for a place)

Yang: (pointing to the back) Lie there and write.

Hou: Why should I lie there and write? (Pushing Yang around) Lower it!

~ ~ ~ ~ (Shi Xiang) Can I write him a letter dedicated to serving my country?

S: Good! It's called a father-in-law tattoo.

Yang: (stands up) Mother-in-law tattoos!

Who cares? (Press Yang) I am a man!

S: He is a man.

What are you doing? Open your mouth.

Shi: Grandpa.

H: (writing) ok. (Put the pen in your arms and want to go down)

Yang: Wait a minute!

Shi: It's over when you finish writing.

Yang: You give me the pen!

Shi: Don't let this man down!

Hou: You still want that broken pen! I gave you100000 yuan.

Yang: Let me think.

"Hou Xiang borrowed100,000 yuan, and will pay it back immediately tomorrow."

H: I am honest. When I say100000, I will pay100000, free of charge. Okay？ Have integrity!

S: How about that?

Yang: OK. I thank you. I have a confession to make.

H: You don't have to thank me. Let's make a fair deal.

S: Is that it?

Yang: Yes.

Shi: It turns out, I turned out.

Yang: Oh, we have no debts. (original stone)

Stone: (tearing the original) There is no hukou, it is torn. Nobody owes anyone. Don't change the bill. Let's go, let's go. See you later.

Yang: (shaking hands with Shi) Thank you!

(Shi Hou stepped down)

Yang: Look how beautiful it is! Tear one for another. It doesn't matter if it's irregular Teacher Hou speaks honesty and writes clearly! "Hou Xiang, Ming Borrow100,000 Yuan …" Hou Xiang Borrow100,000 Yuan … Hou Xiang Borrow100,000 Yuan! ! Which of us owes whom? Hou Wenyao, you liar! ! (Running off the stage)