02. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
03. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
05. Life can't be like cooking. You can't cook until all the materials are ready.
06. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!
07. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever. ...
09. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic. ...
10. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
1 1. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
12. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup. ...
13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!
14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.
15. Today, a group of Japanese people visited our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!
16. How far away your thoughts are, how far you go! ! !
17. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers. ...
18. When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice!" When he was in service, he said: "We must consider China's national conditions!"
19. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be Tang Priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
20. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
2 1. Stand higher and pee farther.
22. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.
23. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...
24. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!
25. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
26. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives, you will get a pass in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.
27. What can I do to kill your lover ...
28. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
30. I want to puppy love, but it's too late ...
3 1. Teacher! Just follow that old woman!
I love you! What do you care?
33. There is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore!
34. Life is interesting, because life always fucking plays with me!
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
36. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
37. I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!
38. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!
39. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...
4 1. Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam on May 8th! ! ! (hidden)
42. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...
43. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
44. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...
45. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on strong quality!
46. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!
47. Life is sometimes like being * * * by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!
48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
49. It rains in the east and rains in the west, and the tutor is heartless. So I will fight with my classmates in the exam!
50. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.