1. When you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally become dull. When you stay at home, you will naturally become cute. When you are extremely cute, you can easily get married. If you marry someone else, you will continue to stay at home.
2. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, "I'll give you ten points for pretending."
3. Because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.
4. God gave me a National Day holiday, but I did not cherish it. If given another chance, I will definitely do my homework well! The premise is to give another one!
5. As the saying goes, men don’t bother unless they are menstruating, and women are not coquettish enough or high enough.
6. For Russia, the happiest thing is when the two of them go shopping hand in hand.
7. I finally discovered a problem. I don’t have any sexual orientation. I like all good-looking people.
8. When a man feels pain, he says eh, and when a woman feels pain, she says eh; but when a man feels happy, he says eh, and when a woman feels happy, she says eh!
9. Metamorphosis should come as early as possible. If it comes too late, happiness will not be so pleasant.
10. I talk ridiculously and am a bit crazy. You can just call me Thundercrazy.
11. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!
12. How can a simple person like me do such scheming questions as mathematics?
13. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking!
14. If the person you marry is not me in the future, I will quietly be the old man next door.
15. Today someone called me a handsome guy. I rushed up angrily and slapped him. TM, isn’t this nonsense?
16. When you told me to get out, I did. Now you're asking me to come back, sorry, I went too far.
17. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.
18. Let me tell you a secret to making a fortune, but you must never tell others! If you fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go punish your friends!
19. Maybe you will meet girls who are prettier, gentler than me, and have better figures, but they will definitely not be able to eat as much as me.
20. The best wishes are not written on the greeting card, but in the notes column of the transfer.
21. Every time I dismantle mosquito-repellent incense, I feel like dismantling a bomb. Who designed this?
22. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one boy's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the boys' dormitory can put out the whole floor.
23. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.
24. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a group of little monsters who are silently beaten.
25. I will find a boyfriend with the same surname as you, and when I have a son, I will call him your name. If we don’t get married, you can be my son!
26. If you have chosen to go against me, please don’t look back.
27. I’m serious, let’s go on a trip, I’ll take you with me and you take the money.
28. When I say I can’t afford to be hurt, it will be the day your home is burned down.
29. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four.
30. Isn’t it National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write my names on all the papers.
31. My mother asked me if I had any male brothers or sisters. I said no. My mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don’t have any.
32. If QB is used as a reward in the exam, then the country will become rich and powerful immediately.
33. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
34. Those who believe in fate follow fate, while those who do not believe in fate are dragged along by fate.
35. Many teachers ask me who I want to be in the future. I wonder, can’t I remain original?
36. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, but I am still young.
37. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery brought by their mistakes along the way.
38. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?
39. Love is inherently a base project. Love has no truth, no truth, and no dignity.
40. I really admire Zhao Yihuan. In the few movies she shot, she didn’t mention changing her hair style, but I couldn’t.
41. Let’s toss a coin and make a bet. If heads, you will be my boyfriend, and if tails, I will be your girlfriend.
42. The so-called beauty is three parts appearance and seven parts grooming; the so-called temperament is three parts talent and seven parts pretense; the so-called gentleness is three parts tolerance and seven parts depression.
43. I like to eat when I am unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I am not happy when I gain weight.
44. One thousand and one wishes are too many, I only need to realize one.
45. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head!
46. It was the birthday of a female friend. The four of us discussed sending her a happy birthday message at midnight. Each of us sent one word, and I got the second one. As a result, they didn't send it.
47. The head teacher walked into the classroom angrily and said to the students: If you call me Chinese Zhang, I will tolerate it, but why did you call the new teacher Fan, who teaches politics, a political prisoner?
48. A quick look at you will tell you that you are not very good, but a closer look at you is worse than a quick look at you.
49. There are two dangers to learning, one is memory loss, the other is not knowing numbers, and the fourth is memory loss.
50. It’s not good for children to cough all the time. Most of the time they don’t want to go to school. Just give them a good beating.
51. I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a fool. Sister is not someone to be trifled with.
52. When I was poor in school, I always had the feeling that 100 yuan could not be broken, and it would be gone soon.
53. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.
54. What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by lightning.
55. I want to study hard and make progress every day. When they grow up, they will be the boss’s wife, and I will be the boss’s wife when I grow up.
56. Do you know why you have no partner? Because in this season of stockings, you are wearing a pair of long johns.
58. I searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.
59. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing.
60. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Student answer: Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, boiling goat, lazy goat.
61. Never argue with a brainless person, because he will bring your IQ down to his level, and then defeat you with his rich experience.
62. Fatty people eat one bite at a time. See who can reach the sky in one step.
63. It is said that long hair means short knowledge. Why are you, a bald man, so short of knowledge?
64. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy this or that for her; a good husband will never wait for his wife to ask before buying.
65. I am about to have the most adorable relationship with the top students and my grades are poor. Thinking about it, I am still a little shy.
66. Ninety percent of women don’t like men wearing pink shirts, but 90% of men wearing pink shirts don’t like women.
67. One day, ten thousand dollars fell from the sky and knocked me unconscious. When I woke up, someone else picked up the money!
68. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.
69. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiao Ming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.
70. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I stood in front of my future mother-in-law, but I could only call her aunt!
71. I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: Wrong sleeping position, please go back to sleep.
72. Without you tonight, everything is so deserted. There is a state of mind that belongs to you, that is loneliness; there is a kind of loss that accompanies me, which is also loneliness.
73. Get up every morning and yell: Fuck little Japan. This is not only good for your health, but also cultivates patriotism and moral sentiments!
74. Taking the math test is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence that comes out is that I tried my best.
75. There really is no jacket that can compare to a school uniform. It can hide a mobile phone in the sleeves, hold books in the pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it everywhere.
76. People with iPhones say they have no pockets, and people with tattoos say it’s hot.
77. The team leader goes to the field, with the cattle in front. The village chief went to the fields with a cigarette butt in his hand. The township head went to the fields, with his secretary behind him. The county magistrate went to the field, and reporters grabbed the camera.
78. Love is not about looking at each other, but looking in the same direction together.
79. Hold your hand and follow the feeling. When you reach the entrance of the alley, let go of your hand. Oh my god, you dog will eat other people’s dogs without even saying hello. mouth!
80. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smile is my fatal weakness. I love you, I love you, no matter in this life or the next life, I will love you forever.
81. Women are really tired. They don’t sleep at all every day. They suffer from cooking and feeding the children. Men should understand this and reward our babies.
82. Damn, I’ve been waiting for your news for a long time, but all I got was a haha, you thought I was telling a fucking joke.
Funny qq group names
1. Elegant chest hair
2. Spicy strips in hand, follow me
3. Five packs of spicy strips!
4. Being handsome has become my burden~
5. Number one, cheating
6. Cool leg hair
< p> 7. The wildest dog in Japan!8. Forcibly fried eggs
9. Always made to cry by myself ≧▽≦
10. Frequent user of neurology department
11. Write a paper to calm down!
12. Hot girl
13. Even the ancient sword is inferior to you
14. Being funny is also a realm
< p> 15. I was a dick when I was a kid16. When I was young, I always dreamed of pretending to be cool
17. Flat chest is just to get closer to you
18. Transformation Come on, excavator
19. See if I can shock you to death
20. Be careful, I have breast implants
21. Step on the chrysanthemum to your home
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22. 瀞瀞のLooking at ī娤bī
23. Don’t come over, you’re fatter than me
24. Master, don’t turn on the light, it’s Lao Na< /p>
25. You want to run away after grabbing my spicy strips
26. Sao Nian, you haven’t unzipped your pants yet~
27. I heard that makeup removal is a must Murder
28. Such a weirdo
29. Burning chest hair
30. It is difficult to make it into the world without being a weirdo
31. Long time no see, I’m as fat as two people
32. If you are willful, you will be short of money
33. Coke with spicy sticks
34. I am a nail, I am afraid of a hammer
35. I am always woken up by peeing in my erotic dream
36. There is a Tathagata Buddha squatting in the toilet
37. Sitting Singing love songs on the toilet
38. You forced me to learn to play dead
39. Wait until my beard reaches my waist
40. You are so ugly to me< /p>
41. In fact, I refused at first
42. This breast insurance
43. I was awakened by my handsomeness￣︶￣
44. Laughing asthma is a disease that needs to be cured
45. Walking too cool will cause your underwear to fall off
46. A man who is more powerful than Mengniu
47. 48. You can’t die if you are stubborn
49. Do you have a contract with two packets of spicy food?
50. ve褙旻书澅氰褈< /p>
51. Invisible pretense is the most deadly
52. Two is the symbol of youth
53. Mensiness is a kind of temperament beauty
54. Living without sex
55. The man standing on the refrigerator
56. You laugh when I am mean
57. I want to go with you Uniqlo
58. Obscene, slightly petty
59. A girl with hairy chest. .
60. A poor monk visits a brothel at night
61. Call me funny! >
63. My dad’s son is the most handsome
64. Baomi Di Meng Jing Xia, ぷ
65. The idle little Superman
66 , Regardless of our grades, we are still good friends
67. Telling lies based on your big chest!
68. The poor nun wants to borrow sex
69. My summer homework is closed
70. Stop! Robbing lollipops
71. Walking too much will cause you to fall
72. My neck hurts when I look back
73. I am short and can make you unable to lift your head< /p>
74. Just because I am a spicy young man
75. The young man is very anxious
76. Let’s fight with a spear and bring the chrysanthemum
77. Kindergarten takes the lead
78. Hey hey hey
79. The butt is the best in the world
80. Er’s unique literary style
81. Flying freely in the toilet
82. So handsome that I want to be disfigured
83. Died from athlete’s foot attacking the heart
84. I don’t cry even if my balls hurt~ ツ
85. A slight pain in the balls
86. Officially certified that I am handsome
87. The fairy descended to earth and landed on her face
88 , your shit tastes really sweet
89. Harry Potter is so big
90. Gay yduod
91. 衶二寎夜 嘘︶
92. Latiao Xiaogong Ju
93. I want to go to the house to unveil the tiles
94. ︶So handsome that I can’t sleep
99. Fishing with fish and rice cakes
100. I heard that rainy days go better with rice cakes
101. Masked Streaking Superman< /p>
102. Gunara, the God of Darkness
103. What is lacking is lack of heart
104. Don’t use your toothpicks as cannons
< p> 105. Sorry for the homework, I am not good enough for you106. The test paper seems simple but it is too scheming
107. Is super eating considered a superpower
108. I can’t follow my dad if I have small breasts
109. I’m tired of living, please come and love me to death
110. Big breasts cover up all the ugliness
111. You are my little one. Final semester
112. Too much urine and too much wine
113. The little monster’s father’s name is to fight monsters
114. I will dress up for the funeral of my job
115. Meet in the fitting room ㄆㄜ
116. Charge for five minutes and show off for two hours
117 , Night attack on the brothel
118. Auntie Rong, please stab her with a needle
119. Auntie Killer
120. I am so handsome again
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121. Handsome than handsome, look over here
122. Being cheap is an attitude
123. Singing with anxiety while holding the test paper
124 , the second is * my personality
125. The snail took me for a walk
126. The female donor, I am dying
127. God is also cute< /p>
128. A handsome man is being chased
129. Wearing headphones to sing the QQ group signature is funny
1. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry. .
2. Who hasn’t been energetic, but have you ever been split?
3. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
4. He looked so excited, as if he had drunk urine sugar.
5. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, but I laugh at others for being so cold.
6. The highest state of not understanding is two words: pretend to understand!
7. When I am strong, I will sweep up all the snacks in the supermarket!
8. Mom said there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.
9. Japan said that the Diaoyu Islands belonged to it, but as a result, there was a tsunami!
10. Since I got mentally ill, my spirit has become much better!
11. Put your heart of stone in my little cherry mouth.
12. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world.
13. One step at a time, one stop at a time, so stylish, one moment at a time, so chic.
14. When you play splitting, you won’t be afraid of your balls getting cold if you split them so wide!
15. Was there ever a moment when you felt sorry for my persistence.
16. Many people have jumped off buildings recently, please be careful not to get hit.
17. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.
18. What is love in the world? The sage replied: Waste!
19. You may say that human life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.
20. If you love me, put me in a wedding dress, and then strip it naked with your own hands.
21. A gangster is a kind of temperament; an old gangster is a belief.
22. In the season when black stockings are rampant, how can those of us with thick legs be embarrassed?
23. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.
24. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.
25. I will not meet netizens unless the country changes monogamy.
26. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!
27. Hello, the number you dialed has passed away. Please call again in the next life.
28. It’s okay to joke. First, don't cross people's bottom line, and second, don't poke people's pain points.
29. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make millions of dollars, and become a heartthrob!
30. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.
31. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
32. Don’t let others get you easily, otherwise you will be easily forgotten.
33. Is there anyone who misses someone who is far away like me?
34. I said you should be low-key, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.
35. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.
36. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.
37. Please don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.
38. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.
39. There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman.
40. A blind cat may not necessarily encounter a dead mouse, but a scholar will encounter a soldier early on.
41. If you are ugly, you should study more. I finally studied from university to a doctorate.
42. God did not particularly favor me, nor did he abandon me, he was just playing tricks on me.
43. When I heard the teacher say that he was going to start fining me again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.
44. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.
45. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?
46. When I pass you by, you don’t know it’s me because I turn my head away.
47. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
48. An Neng can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful. Anyway, the ten yuan is your consumption.
49. At this age, the only thing I can afford to hold and put down is chopsticks.
50. Don’t think that a girl can seduce me just by being beautiful. At least she must be stupid enough!
51. I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into a poor man.
52. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.
53. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
54. I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your wife, I can also be your baby mother.
55. Don’t chirp behind my back. If you see that I am unhappy, come out and kill me if you have the guts.
56. A: It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without revenge. B: How can I let you die?
57. If you save enough four and a half yuan, and I save enough four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.
58. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.
59. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
60. Going back on my word is my style, betraying others and leaving relatives is my current situation, and living a long life is my result.
61. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So you have to be more realistic as a human being. .
62. Flowers don’t bloom for anyone, but they can bloom for themselves. The world doesn’t exist for anyone, but it can also exist for themselves.
63. Think about how your world would be different if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.
64. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!
65. After getting up today, I told my husband: I’m going to put on makeup. This idiot said: That's not makeup, it's transformation.
66. Why did you peek at my diary! How do you know I saw you remembering it? I saw it from your diary!
67. The sun is shining in the sky, so I can’t sleep. The teacher is kind-hearted and his lectures are hypnotic. As long as there are no exams, there will be many sweet dreams.
68. Give me a woman and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world!
69. What should you do if someone scolds you for not being good enough? : You have seeds, you have many kinds, colorful seeds, but unfortunately they are hybrids.
70. I am a very frugal person. I never use paper to poop, never use chopsticks to eat, and I never wash my hands!
71. If the heart does not find a place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes. We all have a past that we want to go back to but can't.
72. In high school, I had enough money to spend, but not enough sleep. In college, I had enough sleep, but not enough money to spend. After going to work, I didn’t have enough sleep, but not enough money to spend.
73. In the past, primary school teachers were afraid of being embarrassed when they started classes and said to us: When I ask a question, you will all raise your hands, your right hand but not your left hand.
74. If one day If you disappear suddenly, do you think someone will look for you like crazy? If I still owe the bank for my mortgage and car loan.
75. The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful words in the world are not that I hate you, but that you have gained weight.
76. It is really annoying to go to work every day. I advise you to work hard and try to get a job as soon as possible. Make money steadily, settle down in a big city, and have a happy family reunion.
77. A pot of wine among the flowers, free cigarettes to smoke; a toast to the bright moon, but no money on hand; we have sex together when we are awake, but you pay for it when we are drunk. Travel without any worries, don’t worry about food and drink!
78. Wife, I love you, I care for you sincerely, my affection nourishes you, Amitabha bless you, I take this text message as proof: I will always be with you.
79. How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not go out, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up!
80. When I was in school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, fall in love early, fight, poke people's spines, and get to know a lot of dogs. Apart from these, I learned nothing else.
81. This is a very scary story: it happens in buses or cafeterias and Internet cafes everywhere in China. In these places, there is obviously an empty seat, but the people next to you say: There is someone! Funny Quotes from QQ Group
Funny Quotes from QQ Group
1. The group owner’s ideas are our practices.
2. The expression of the group leader is our mood.
3. The intention of the group owner is our direction.
4. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot.
5. The group leader’s drinking capacity is our courage.
6. The encouragement from the group owners is our motivation.
7. The requirements of the group owner are our pursuit.
8. The group owner’s hobbies are our hobbies.
9. Xiaomi, the group leader, is our secret.
10. The temper of the group leader is our blessing.
11. The lover of the group leader is our relative.
12. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.
13. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants!
14. In fact, I am not fat, I am just too lazy to lose weight.
15. The group leader didn’t speak, so I’ll speak first and see if the microphone rings.
16. Friends are like feet, men are like underwear, change them whenever you want.
17. Accept what cannot be changed and change what cannot be accepted!
18. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug?
19. The cow hit the high-voltage line, it was really awesome and lightning.
20. The so-called waking up naturally is actually waking up due to urination.
21. When the group leader sleeps, I stand guard. I don’t tell who he sleeps with.
22. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You pay and I eat.
23. When the group leader eats, I will taste it first to see if the food is cold.
24. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
25. The train bound for hell has set off, please do not disturb it.
26. The garden is filled with spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure the red apricots out of the wall.
27. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.
28. I will stop the group leader from drinking, and I will dedicate my life to the party.
29. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be stunningly ugly!
30. When the group leader spoke, I applauded, causing a roar below.
31. The group leader is not here. I will come first to see who sits on the podium.
32. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.
33. It is difficult to lie to yourself, but it is much easier when you are used to it.
34. The old monk once looked back and smiled, which fascinated the master.
35. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, it is called feed.
36. Just because I don’t ask for anything doesn’t mean I don’t care about anything.
37. If you don’t flirt with girls, you are treasonous; if you flirt with girls, you are doing justice for heaven.
38. My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.
39. Don’t underestimate me! To this day, the earth is still beneath my feet.
40. Next, I will perform a family trick for you, crushing your chest with boulders.
41. The reason why I stay in bed when I wake up is because I have the habit of missing you every time I catch my eye.
42. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.
43. Confucius said that when three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.
44. There are more and more monsters in the world, but Tang Monk is getting less and less.
45. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.
46. I also understand that youth is short and what should I do after it is burned out by a fire.
47. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.
48. When a group of low-class people gather together, they insist on saying that it is the upper class.
49. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may be your son.
50. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just seal the well.
51. After all, I wear glasses, how can I tease a decent woman?
52. Isn’t gender equality implemented? Why can't I go to the women's restroom?
53. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.
54. The wind was so strong that all my mobile phone signals were replaced by China Unicom’s!
55. I thought you would be tolerant and understanding. It turns out that I thought of you too well.
56. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. I always scold your mother, and I almost fall in love with your mother.
57. There is no need for drunkenness in the revolution, and there is no reason to drink recklessly. We will try our best to create the most lively QQ group in Sanming! .
58. When I pass you by, you don’t know it’s me because I turn my head away.
59. You don’t even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.
60. There is a pit in your brain, there is water in the pit, there are fish in the water, and the fish are spitting bubbles.
61. Only friends from Los Angeles, California, USA can join. Please confirm where you are when joining.
62. After all, I am not RMB and cannot be liked by everyone!
63. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t dare to eat you because it thinks you’re a bitch.
64. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.
65. I can’t find it everywhere, and I still lament the small waist I had back then. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat.
66. During the exam, I originally wanted to flip the salted fish over his grandma’s, but unexpectedly it stuck to the pan.
67. The National Development and Reform Commission has only done two things since its establishment: 1. Increase prices; 2. Defend price increases!
68. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.
69. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.
70. The most nonsense thing in the world is the sentence written on the cigarette box that smoking is harmful to health.
71. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.
72. He is like a thorn, which cannot be pulled out or touched. Once touched, it will cause heart-breaking pain.
73. This group is created for friends on Tianya. I hope everyone will enter their Tianya ID number when joining!
74. Get together by fate and live happily! Badminton activities are held every Wednesday. This group is only for friends over 30 years old in Changsha!
75. A group of playful women, a lustful man, a happy home, and a transit dock where emotions are anchored!
76. A female colleague walked past me worriedly, muttering: Oops, I might be famous, I lost my USB flash drive.
77. The group is a good platform for learning from each other, communicating with each other, making friends and seeking happiness. Friends over 40 are welcome to join the group.
78. This group is mainly about sports. We hope that sports-loving friends over 30 years old from the same city (Nanchang) can join! If you don’t meet the criteria, please don’t add it, thank you!
79. The area of ????the human intestine is more than 200 square meters, and we live in less than 20 square meters, so we might as well be a piece of shit!
80. We don’t know how far eternity is, but we know; it will always be in the vow of our youth! If applying, please state your occupation.
81. Currently, the effective anti-corruption methods in China include: 1. Husband and wife turn against each other; 2. Home stolen; 3. Accidents; 4. Reports from lovers; 5. Curses from netizens!
82. Classic QQ group announcement: chat, make friends, party, please do not add men (25-35 years old) or women (21-29 years old) without photos. Only friends who live in Guangzhou can join!
83. The reasons why foreign milk powder is popular in China: 1. There is no melamine; 2. If there is, you can claim a huge sum of money; 3. If you fail to claim, you will not go to jail.
84. I caught a cold and was afraid that going to the hospital would be too expensive, so I said to my wife: Make some ginger soup and drink it.
My wife said: Ginger is too expensive, let’s go to the hospital!