2, the face is a thing outside the body, you can have it, money is a must, you have to have it.
When a woman loses her mind, her man will know what the end of the world is.
Men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.
5, not every sentence of sorry can give you a sentence that doesn't matter, sometimes it will be a slap.
6. Teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!
7. I have insomnia. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.
8. Don't judge other people's looks, because they don't live on you.
9. Men and women don't give and receive, and the population of China is 65.438+300 million.
10, it is said that the stage is as big as the heart, but I have never seen such a big stage.
1 1, there is a kind of waiting called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long pants.
12, damn mosquito, if it weren't for the sake that only you can accompany me at night, I would have shot you!
13, how much sadness can you have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.
14, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
15, laugh for ten years, then two laughs are not directly killed.
16, before breaking up, the note I gave her was him, but after breaking up, it became.
17, thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!
18, I will send you salt if I love you, and I will send you to Japan if I hate you.
19, long time no contact with the opposite sex. Calling 10086 for manual service can make me intoxicated by the voice of the male operator.
20. No one has died in life since ancient times. Early death and late death are different!
2 1, the left eye jumps for money, the right eye jumps for disaster, and the eyes jump. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money?
22. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?
23, the flowers of the motherland, open one and I step on one.
24. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
25. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
26. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.
27. He said we should be together. She said the next life was too early. He said that you said the same thing in your last life, and you lied to me again.
28, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.
29. I am grateful for my acne, because they prove that I am so young.
30. put "this road is under construction" on someone else's road. Then go your own way.
3 1, actually I'm not lazy, I just don't want to do those unnecessary things.
If one day I am the only farmer, then the next Bill Gates will be me.
I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
Even with 4B rubber, you can't erase the traces left by 2B.
Your appearance has seriously affected my life.
36. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but a stronger smile.
37. The price of graves is rising so fast that it is impossible to die.
38. The biggest tragedy in the world is that you were killed by salt when the radiation didn't come.
39. The so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.
40. I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.
4 1, I would rather give up the whole forest than hang myself on this dead tree.
42. Don't be afraid of Japan. Don't you have Altman?
43. I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink water for me?
44. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.
Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount
46. Being moody is my habit, being crazy is my freedom, ignoring others is my specialty, and being too arrogant is my hobby.
47. If you want to call, I will. My brothers are all Altman.
48. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!
49, eating a bowl of sad white bean jelly, eating the feeling of Sprite.
50. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.
5 1. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.