There is a couple. The husband likes bowling very much, but he is also afraid of his wife, who loves smoking. One night, the wife found that she had run out of cigarettes, so she asked her husband to buy them. But the husband had no choice but to buy it, but it was late and the nearby grocery stores were closed, which worried him. It suddenly occurred to her that there should be cigarettes in the bar, so she went. When she arrived at the bar, her husband saw a beautiful lady standing on the pedestal.

In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly thought that he forgot to buy cigarettes for his wife. He was afraid that his wife would kill him if she knew, so he asked the lady if she had talcum powder. The lady was very strange, but she gave it to him anyway. The husband put talcum powder on his hands and went home. As soon as he entered the house, the husband saw his wife standing there angrily. The wife asked her husband, "Where have you been?"

The husband honestly replied, "There was no place to sell cigarettes on the roadside, so I went to the bar. When we get to the bar and see a beautiful woman, we will strike up a conversation, and then we will get a room. "

After listening, the wife said to her husband, "Give me your hand!" "

The husband obediently held out his hand for his wife to see. The wife was furious and said, "I didn't say you went bowling with your friends!" " What happened to your hand! "

The field of drinking

Virgin stage: strictly guard against death

Second, the stage of young women: half-pushing.

Three-year-old stage: everyone comes.

The fourth widow stage: if you don't look for me, I will look for you.

Five old ladies stage: knowing that you can't make blind gestures

The highest state of flattery

Bronze donkey

After reading the landlord's post, I can't calm down for a long time, just like Laozi said: the sound is as loud as the sound, and the image is like a shape. Now I finally understand what I lack, which is the landlord's persistent pursuit of truth and the landlord's hard practice of ideals. In the face of the landlord's post, I was so shocked that I could hardly move. The generosity of the landlord made me unable to open the landlord's post again and again. Every time I read it, my appreciation was stimulated for several minutes. I've always wondered if God has any flexibility under its delicate appearance, which makes people unable to distinguish the smell of meat in March and makes people feel worried. Landlord, your writing is really good. The only thing I can do is to put this post at the top.

Crystal ass

The landlord's post is really well written. His writing is fluent and his words are appropriate, which won the legacy of Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties and further developed the bones of Tang, Feng and Song. You can see this post of the landlord in your lifetime. I'm really lucky. After reading this post of the landlord, I feel a kind of unspeakable sadness-ah, what should I do if I never see such a good post again? what am I supposed to do？ Until I collected this post of the landlord without hesitation. The excitement in my heart gradually calmed down. But I immediately thought, if others can't see such a good post, wouldn't it be a waste of the landlord's hard work? After a painful ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind that I would stick to this post until everyone saw it.

Jade ass

In Me Before You, I doubt whether there are real saints in the world; Now, I finally believe it! I have forgotten Han Ting's lyrics, I have been amazed at Du Li's poetic talent, and I have lingered on the lyrics of the Song and Yuan Dynasties. But now, I know how shallow I am

flatter

Your noble feelings are really touching. In such a materialistic money society, it is undoubtedly the greatest luck in my life to meet such a temperament middleman as the landlord. Let me deeply feel the greatness of human nature. The landlord's post is like lightning tearing the night sky in the dark, and it is like sunshine tearing the dark clouds. It makes me drink nectar instantly, and makes me understand that eternal truth is true in this world. Only the landlord with broad mind and complete knowledge system is the only introducer of this truth. After reading the landlord's post, I fell into serious thinking. I think if you don't put the landlord's post at the top, it is a betrayal of truth and a great compromise to absurdity. Therefore, I decided to take the top without hesitation!

Gold flattery

Well said! I have been wallowing in xx community for so many years, and there are so many readers. Even though I have never seen a pig walk, I can always understand the taste of pork. As soon as I saw the momentum of the landlord, I felt that there was an essential difference between the landlord and those little bastards who poured water in the community, with a melancholy tone, familiar signatures and rhetoric between the lines. It's no use, landlord, even if you change your vest. Your hundreds of millions of fans have recognized you. You must be the strongest id in the legend. Since the revision of the community, I have lost hope in the community. Legends are disillusioned and myths are over. What's the point of staying in the community? Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, I can see the demeanor of the landlord again today. I was so excited that I couldn't help crying in front of the screen. Yes, as long as the landlord leads the community, there is hope. My heart is boiling again and the blood in my chest is burning again. Although the landlord's words are simple, they are concise, and one sentence tells the root of several major problems that we have been thinking hard for many years but can't get answers. The landlord is like the lighthouse of the community, the landlord is like the direction of the community, and the landlord is like the pillar of the community. With the landlord, the future of the community will be better!

Platinum flattery

The master's words are really like "the voice of great compassion sweeps away the haze" and "seeing the sun through the clouds", which makes us netizens see hope and the future! A bolt from the blue and an awakening may not be enough to describe the accident of the master's article; Clouds in Wushan and flowing water in the Yangtze River are even more difficult to compare with the master's literary talent! Huang Lu, what a shock! You shine on the world and see thousands of miles; Rain and dew all over the world, Ze Wanfang! Through your profound words, I seem to see your heroic spirit. I seem to see your wisdom of writing articles all over the world with a large sum of money in your hand; As if I saw you pressing your sword and looking around, Jiangshan has countless heroic spirit!

Diamond flattery

After reading this post sentence by sentence, I can't be calm and shocked for a long time! Why is there such a good post! I have been running bbs for many years, thinking that there will be no more posts that can impress me. I didn't expect to see such a delicate post today. Landlord, it is you who let me deeply understand the sentence' there are people outside, there are days behind'. Xie Shannon! After reading this post, I didn't reply immediately, because I was afraid that my vulgar reply would defile this rare post on the Internet. But I replied anyway, because I felt that if I couldn't leave my screen name behind such a wonderful post, I wouldn't die with my eyes closed! What a proud thing it is to be able to leave your screen name behind such a wonderful post! Landlord, please forgive my selfishness! I know that no matter how gorgeous words are used to describe the wonderful degree of your post, it is not enough and hypocritical, so I just want to say: your post is so beautiful! I am willing to watch it all my life! This post is novel in conception, unique in theme, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating and straightforward, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be said that it is an example that our generation should learn. From the perspective of novel art, this post is not too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than the success itself. As the saying goes: "A Ma Benteng, shooting a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart!" The landlord is really a pioneer of a new generation without boundaries! Originally, I have been disappointed in this community, and I feel that this community has no future, and my heart is full of sadness. But after reading your post, I have hope for the community. You rekindled the fire of hope in my heart, revived my soul and saved my soul! Originally, I decided not to reply to any post in the community, but after reading your post, I told myself that this post must be returned! This is a rare post in a hundred years! God has eyes, so that I can read such a wonderful post in the year of eugenics.

Boasting field

A, B and C are discussing who can drink the least. I got drunk after one drink. B: I get drunk with one drop. C: I get drunk as soon as I smell the wine. Then Ding came over and asked, What are you talking about? We are discussing who can drink the least.

Ding fainted as soon as he heard the smell of wine. ...

The highest realm of college students' mixing.

Mortal: What? I will take the advanced math exam tomorrow.

Tao: What? You will take the advanced mathematics exam next class.

Fairy: What? I just took the advanced math exam.

Buddha: What? There was an exam yesterday.

Senior Buddha: High number? I didn't have an English class just now.

A buddy in my dormitory: What tree is Shu Gao?