So packaged sketch lines

Gong Hanlin: Yo, hahahahaha ... Oh, I wonder if the old lady can come today? If the old lady is really invited, our star production will be ...

Supporting actress: boss! Boss!

Gong Hanlin: Hey, how's Miss Zhao?

supporting actress: the old lady's video has come true!

Gong Hanlin: Ouch, yo, yo ... here comes our fortune! Hey, when will she arrive?

supporting actress: I'll be there soon.

Gong Hanlin: Get ready at once, quickly, quickly, quickly! Just waiting for the old lady to come up ...

Zhao Lirong: Is there anyone in the room?

Gong Hanlin: Miss Zhao! P: This is our manager and artistic director.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, hello, hello, hello, hahaha ...

Zhao Lirong: Oh, what a handsome girl!

Gong Hanlin: Oh no, I'm a man!

Zhao Lirong: Hehe, I didn't see it ...

Gong Hanlin: Hehe ...

Zhao Lirong: I just saw your dreadlocks.

Gong Hanlin: Ahahaha!

Zhao Lirong: I'm so sorry, daughter, ah, male!

Gong Hanlin, Zhao Lirong: hahahaha ...

Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes, you're welcome. Please sit down, Miss Zhao. Ah ... Miss Zhao, we invited you here this time to shoot an "MTV" for you.

Zhao Lirong: "MTV"?

Gong Hanlin: Yes. This "MTV" is a modern TV artistic creation.

Gong Hanlin: Yes, I have.

Gong Hanlin: ahhh.

Zhao Lirong: There is a singing "TV" on TV ...

Gong Hanlin: Yes.

Zhao Lirong: There are dancing "TV", and still, still, there is no "TV" for drama evaluation!

Gong Hanlin: Therefore, in order to promote national art, our company will shoot this "Pingxi MTV" for you.

Zhao Lirong: That would be great. I wouldn't come if it weren't for this!

Gong Hanlin: ok!

Zhao Lirong: I'm so excited!

Gong Hanlin: OK!

Zhao Lirong: Oh, happy! Let's say "TV". What about "T" first?

Gong Hanlin: First! Ha ha ha, it's not a "t" first. Don't worry, please sit down. Before this shoot, I'm going to give you a brand-new package!

Zhao Lirong: packaging?

Gong Hanlin: Yes, this packaging is a trend. It is very complicated. For example, the sound of your voice requires packaging.

Zhao Lirong: How to pack it?

Gong Hanlin: Listen, listen, "What about the package?" No, you must change your tone.

Zhao Lirong: I can't change it. It's been over 6 years, and even talking in my sleep smells like this!

Gong Hanlin: It must be changed. Our company is to push you to the international market and cultivate you into a world-class big-name star. Therefore, when you speak, you must not always "hey, hey, hey, hey?" In this way, I'll choose a few fashionable voices to embellish you. For example, you have to say hello when you meet someone. You can say, "Hi!"

Zhao Lirong: Hi!

Gong Hanlin: mm-hmm.

Zhao Lirong: mm-hmm.

Gong Hanlin: Hi!

Zhao Lirong: Hi!

Gong Hanlin: mm-hmm.

Zhao Lirong: mm-hmm.

Gong Hanlin: Ouch, hehehehehe, you really learn like it!

Zhao Lirong: If you talk like this, I will.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, you would say? Tell me one.

Zhao Lirong: Hi!

Gong Hanlin: Hi!

Zhao Lirong: mm-hmm.

Gong Hanlin: mm-hmm.

Zhao Lirong: sir.

Gong Hanlin: Oh?

Zhao Lirong: Your pigtails are so beautiful!

Gong Hanlin: Ah, hey, ah, ha, ha, ha ... Is this true, old man?

Zhao Lirong: mm-hmm.

Gong Hanlin: Good point!

Zhao Lirong: mm-hmm.

Gong Hanlin: This is the language package.

Zhao Lirong: That's just not to talk well. Then let's "TV".

Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, don't worry. It's not enough to wrap your name in this language. Your name also needs to be wrapped.

Zhao Lirong: Is the name also packaged?

Gong Hanlin: Yes, our video will be released overseas, so your name must be loud and clear! Well, I'll choose a stage name for you.

Zhao Lirong: Ah, I know that. Know! The old artist we used to be, you can take "Xiao Bai Yu Shuang" as an example. His artistic name is Xiao Bai Yu Shuang, and his real name is Li Zaiwen. Take me for example. My real name is Zhao Lirong, my stage name, and Zhao Lirong.

Gong Hanlin: That won't do. Look at those international big-name stars. Oh, their names are very beautiful. What this "Mary Montes", "Brooke Suu". With a silk word. Therefore, I decided to call you "Mary Keith".

Zhao Lirong: Mary Keith?

Gong Hanlin: How about it?

Zhao Lirong: So we're all from the silk generation?

Gong Hanlin: Oh, yes, yes, yes, you are all from the silk generation.

Zhao Lirong: What's my name again?

Gong Hanlin: Mary Keith!

Zhao Lirong: Ma Le Ji Si!

Gong Hanlin: OK?

Zhao Lirong: Ma Le Ji Si ...

Gong Hanlin: Remember?

Zhao Lirong: Remember, shredded spicy chicken!

Gong Hanlin: Oh no ...

Zhao Lirong: You are so funny! Then why do you give me a name?

Gong Hanlin: Hey, this, this is not the name of the dish. Well, anyway, whatever, that's your name in our company.

Zhao Lirong: "TV".

Gong Hanlin: Ah, don't worry. Miss Zhao, please look!

Zhao Lirong: What's this? Oh, why is there so much money here?

Gong Hanlin: These are all for you.

Zhao Lirong: Oh, this, this is really, haha ...

Gong Hanlin: Don't get excited.

Zhao Lirong: Gee, you said you gave me "TV" and you paid me back? Is this inappropriate? Besides, this is too much! Take two mules away quickly.

Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, um ...

Zhao Lirong: Here's a mule for you ...

Gong Hanlin: Oh, Miss Zhao, this is your "labor fee"!

Zhao Lirong: Well, this money is really good. Take our filming for example, we need money!

Gong Hanlin: OK, OK, OK.

Zhao Lirong: I really need to thank you. What was it?

supporting actress: director.

Zhao Lirong: Ah, director, director ...

Gong Hanlin: You're welcome, you're welcome. Please sign the contract now.

Zhao Lirong: Still, still signing?

supporting actress: it's ok to press the handprint.

Gong Hanlin: Yes, press the handprint.

Zhao Lirong: It's convenient to press the handprint. No, why do I think of "Yang Bailao" when I press my handprint?

Gong Hanlin: Oh, it's two different things. Ok, I think you'd better sign it.

Zhao Lirong: Hey. .....

Gong Hanlin: Ah, ok, ok, ok.

Zhao Lirong: "TV".

Gong Hanlin: No, Miss Zhao, now I have to explain to you that since you have signed the contract, you must obey the arrangement of our company. Otherwise, I will deduct a part from your labor fee.

Zhao Lirong: So whose money is it?

Gong Hanlin: Ah, hahaha, that doesn't mean that ... Now please try on the clothes.

Zhao Lirong: ok.

Gong Hanlin: This dress is also an important part of our packaging. After wearing it, it must look like you. Ah ... Hey, Zhao, Miss Zhao, this, this won't work. Please look at the clothes I designed for you.

Zhao Lirong: Did you make me new clothes? Really! What material is it?

Gong Hanlin: How about it?

Zhao Lirong: No! No way! The back spine hasn't been sewn yet!

Gong Hanlin: Well, this kind of packaging effect is what we are after.

Zhao Lirong: Then you didn't pack it. It's all leaking!

Gong Hanlin: Change another one. ..... This one?

Zhao Lirong: It's not sleeved yet!

Gong Hanlin: Change another one! ..... Always ok?

Zhao Lirong: Chinese, it's a dress at least.

Gong Hanlin: Hey, try it on. ..... Ah, alas, how trendy. How do you feel?

Zhao Lirong: Feeling? Why doesn't it feel like we sing pingju?

Gong Hanlin: Miss Zhao, how can this not be like singing Pingxi?

Zhao Lirong: No, no, big brother ...

Gong Hanlin: What?

Zhao Lirong: No, general affairs.

Gong Hanlin: general affairs?

Zhao Lirong: President!

Gong Hanlin: Chief ...

Supporting actress: Director.

Zhao Lirong: Director, please listen to me and explain it to you slowly ...

Gong Hanlin: Stop it. Now that you are a contracted actor of our company, you should obey my arrangement. Otherwise, I will ...

Zhao Lirong: Deduct the money! Then, then wear it.

Gong Hanlin: OK, now, please prepare the Pingju "Hua Ming" that we want to record.

Zhao Lirong: What do you need to prepare? Just reach out and come.

Gong Hanlin: Ah, ha ha ...

Zhao Lirong: (singing) It blooms in spring, and on June 6th, it's time to see Gu Xiu, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ...... and spring beats six or nine heads ...

Gong Hanlin: Stop! I didn't expect you to sing the same old tune for so many decades. In addition, your action is too "stylized". What we need now is a trendy performance, and the movements should be explosive, not like that! It should be like this: "June 6, June 6, June 6, June 6!" You can only be popular if you perform like this!

Zhao Lirong: Fire?

Gong Hanlin: Yes.

Zhao Lirong: (singing) You are like that fire, and the blazing flame burns me ...

Gong Hanlin: Hey, that's the feeling! Get ready. ..... start

Zhao Lirong: (singing) June 6th ... (same old tune)

Gong Hanlin: Wrong.

Zhao Lirong: (singing) June 6th ... (Same old tune)

Gong Hanlin: Wrong.

Zhao Lirong: Oh, really, I'll look again, I'll look again ... This time it's ok ... (Singing) Six (Same old tune) I was wrong again, hey, this is really ...

Gong Hanlin: Okay, okay. It seems that you need all-round three-dimensional packaging. Attention, all departments! Good coordination of lighting and sound! With a headset.

Zhao Lirong: What is a "headset"?

Gong Hanlin: "headset", just take it with you. Actors in place! Actors in place! Really ...

Zhao Lirong: Oh, I can't hear you.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, it's not for you to listen, it's for you to talk ... in place! Ready, go!

Zhao Lirong: Oh, what's here?

Gong Hanlin: What are you running for? Go on stage

(Youth Group prepares to accompany the dance and greets Miss Zhao. )

Zhao Lirong: Hi! Are these all pingju singers?

Gong Hanlin: Well, these are all wrapped for you and danced for you.

Zhao Lirong: Don't stir this up?

Gong Hanlin: Don't worry! ..... Music, start!

(playing music)

Gong Hanlin: On.

Zhao Lirong: I can't keep up.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, come on! ..... Follow ... Right ... Top edge ... Bottom edge ... Left edge ... Right edge ... Turn around, turn ... Oh, sing!

Zhao Lirong: I can't sing.

Gong Hanlin: If you can't sing, just say it.

Zhao Lirong: What did I say?

Gong Hanlin: "RAP!"

Zhao Lirong: what is "RAP"?

Gong Hanlin: This rhythm is "RAP"! Tell me all the words.

Zhao Lirong: Ah

Gong Hanlin: It blooms in spring ...

Zhao Lirong: It blooms in spring ...

Gong Hanlin: Uh-huh ...

Zhao Lirong: 14, 15, 6 ... Ah, June 6, watching Gu Xiu, beating six or nine heads in spring.

Gong Hanlin: That's right.

Zhao Lirong: Ah, so to speak, ah, so to speak. It blooms in the spring, and on June 6, it looks at Gu Xiu and hits six or nine heads in the spring. This kind of packaging is simply too uncomfortable. I can't open my mouth and I can't keep up with the walk. You say it's uncomfortable, and you say it's uncomfortable.

Gong Hanlin: ouch, hehehe ... ouch, hehehe ... ok, ok, ok! Okay, okay, okay!

Zhao Lirong: That's all right?

Gong Hanlin: Oh, great!

Zhao Lirong: Is this called Pingxi?

Gong Hanlin: This, this is our packaged Pingxi!

Zhao Lirong: Don't talk nonsense. I've figured it out. People like you have ruined all our good things.

Gong Hanlin: Ah, the old brain needs to be changed ...

Zhao Lirong: I quit. Here you are!

Gong Hanlin: Miss Zhao! You have to do it today, or you have to do it if you don't!

Zhao Lirong: What makes you? I sold it to you?

Gong Hanlin: Hum, your name is signed in black on a white background, or I will go to court.

Zhao Lirong: I said I wouldn't sign, but you let me sign, and I will sign ... sue me!