1. Alas! Helpless, the sheets should be turned over again!

2. I love you from my mouth, not my heart.

3. You should have a tease B like me.

4. I don't believe in fate. I only believe in playing with both hands.

5. Don't pretend to be pathetic. In fact, I can act better than you.

6. Have a car accident, or die or lose your memory.

7. Fear of father is filial piety, and fear of wife is love.

8. Your appearance is out of proportion.

9. Nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

1. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

11. When brothers are together, there is no obstacle.

12. Hey, be tough, endure or get out.

13. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

14. If you want me to bow, you should kneel down first.

15, the sky is grey and the night is boundless.

16. Don't always give me a knife and rub my medicine.

17. Love is like blue-and-white ink, so why not be afraid of blooming in an instant?

18. I love him and don't need to explain to anyone.

19. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

2. Doubts are destined to be separated, and feelings cannot be guessed.

21. My biggest weakness is money.

22. Don't nag the prodigal son. He is used to being free and easy.

23. If I am really good, why don't you?

24. The ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone.

25. There is no such thing as giving up in my world.

26. In the new year, I want to look at money and earn more!

27, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!

28. If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out.

29. Women are nothing, and brothers are king.

3, I really want to personally control your grandfather's cry: Dad!

31. If you are not beautiful, don't be kind.

32. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

33, live well, because we will die for a long time!

34. I really want to call your grandpa. Dad.

35, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

36. A good exam is called an exam, and a bad exam is called youth.

37. We made an appointment, but you always stood me up.

38. There is no traffic. Who will follow me with wifi?

39. You are really rich. Is PHS Apple's?

4. after tanabata, we will have the same natural and unrestrained life.

41, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

42. Youth is not a dream, but there is youth in the dream.

43. I can spoil you or change you.

44. Although you are ugly, you want to be beautiful.

45. I have stopped hitting on you, so why bother hitting on me?

46. I look like you.

47. Only music can bear all the sadness.

48. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

49. My qq will only go offline when there is a power failure.

5. The price of graves has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

51, I am uncertain, do you understand?

52. The loneliness of one person is the fault of two people.

53. I said that Shanxi produces carbon, and you said that grass B sweats.

54. When I miss you, I just look at the pigsty.

55. fart yourself and let others smell it!

56. Table talks abOUT harmony with elder sister, who is out.

57. I will cherish with my life what I care about.

58. Forgiveness is a hotbed for wild dogs.

59. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

6. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

61. Behind cowardice, there is a strong forbearance.

62. Indulgent laughter is my only pride.

63. How long a mouse lives depends on the cat's mood.

64. The best happiness is the care you give.

65. You seduced me and made me think it was love.

66, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to please themselves!

67. Go to Altman and turn yourself in, you monster!

68. Make a splash, and you can win favor or fall out of favor.

69. I wish you a long and lonely life.

7. It is rain that is born, not genius!

71. I always think that my sister is good and my spirit will never fall.

72. Life is like toilet paper. You love to talk if you have nothing to do.

73. I don't even believe in punctuation.

74. It's love at first sight. It's not love but face.

75. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

76. Regardless of grades during the Chinese New Year, we are still relatives.

77. Children who lie early are smarter. Do you make it?

78. Everything depends on "money" and earns from "thickness".

79. I love Wang Jingjing. How many confessions can I make?

8. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

81, I don't know my length, how can I know your depth.

82. If there is no me in the world, I will go to work.

83. That's how I drag. You are stupid!

84. Touch your heart through your arrogant temperament.

85. You can't judge a book by its cover.

86. I'm not allowed to grow flowers. I grow cacti.

87, the needle is not sharp at both ends, and people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

88. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

89. Let me be cool. Don't be indecisive for you.

9. You don't look as good in makeup as she does in ash.

91. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?

92. I am nostalgic because I can't see the future.

93. Crowding in Beijing has caused trouble to the capital.

94. I was reluctant to part with it, but I said I had forgotten it.

95, you are cheap or not, mistress is there.

96. Get the fuck out of here. Labor doesn't want you.

97. We are so happy in the photo.

98. Be a person who has side effects on society.

99. Wash your face, only your cheeks and brush your teeth, only your front teeth.

1. I am nostalgic-because I can't see the future.

11. It's much easier to be a man after being shameless.

12, you are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

13. If you get married and have children, you are doomed to be a fool.

14. There are only three words. Who will accompany me and go together?

15. Your betrayal can make me brilliant.

16. A seemingly strong person is more vulnerable inside.

17. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.

18. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.

19, watch a Korean drama, (next88) and change to a husband.

11. Do you want to know me? Study the weather first.

111. Li Ning: Failing, anything is possible!

112. Can the snacks be yours and you can be mine?

113, puppy love improves emotional intelligence, and late love is harmful to health.

114. I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flutter.

115. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I ran into a wall in a gorgeous way.