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1, you are a life with incomplete evolution and an alien with genetic mutation.

If you can't cope with my worst side, then you don't deserve my best side.

If you have not lived all your life, don't talk all your life.

You are not so much like a duck in the street as a new human being. Tired of watching Xiao Taibao's death!

5. Counterfeit money is generally only used on very, very hateful JS.

6. Others live a life, but they live an adventure.

7. She has an imposing manner that can make the opponent's blood drop by half before a duel.

8. Being such a playboy now will make you sad one day.

9, obviously lazy, not to say that there is procrastination; Obviously cheap, not obsessive-compulsive disorder. People nowadays are embarrassed to say hello without symptoms.

10, saying that I have money but no money, and I have no looks. I am really blind. I'll watch you.

1 1, I think single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one pillow, one hug and one sandwiched between their legs.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

13, hey. . Forget it, forget it. It's a waste of my saliva to say so much for you losers.

14, you said to do it again, and you were bullied so badly by me? Want to know the answer?

15, you grew up drinking carbon dioxide.

16, you know that I have been sneering at all your pseudo-hooliganism, so will you stop being mean?

17, really dead, then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man Rest in peace!

18, people are stupid when they are full, and smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

19, always saying that he has a bad temper. I have no temper when I meet your mental illness, which is abnormal!

20. You are definitely * * *' s own, otherwise * * * will raise you such an asshole!

2 1. When tears flooded, I admitted that I lost. It turns out that our story is just a beautiful fairy tale.

I don't mind that you don't love me, but I mind that you play with me.

23. Is that your face? He looks like a sesame seed cake and his face is pockmarked.

24. Do you know what you are? Don't embarrass yourself here.

25. Your shameless ability is the pinnacle.

26. Forget me! I think you seem a little nervous. You must be really hurt this time!

27. Whatever you do, go all out and pay 100%! Besides donating blood.

28. Your existence is too small. Without you, your grandmother would still be alive.

My weight is none of your business. This is called fullness. But you want me to lose weight every day. I've had enough of you!

If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

3 1, what do you say you are good for? As a man, you have the nerve to live with this ability.

32. What's the big deal about being handsome? I have the ability to go to the bank to brush!

33. I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.

34. Alas, tigers are neither arrogant nor impetuous. Do you think I'm hollekitty?

Since you disappeared from my sight, my life has become better.

36. There are two ways to conquer a woman: please and surpass her father.

37. You are wicked, and you have stabbed others for forty miles. You don't need a wolf to pay for it.

No matter how much you scold me, I won't get angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs? * *

39. What did you say? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not a man. I've only bullied you for less than two years and I want to die!

40. Where are you from? The face is as long as a mineral water bottle.

4 1, the earth doesn't revolve around you, so don't take yourself too seriously.

42. "Master, I dreamed that I was lovelorn, so sad." "Don't worry, dreams and reality are opposites, and you can't find a girlfriend."

43. Friends say that we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!

44. I'll kick your feet even if I die! You are so stupid! Ten thousand more times, and you will die at my hands!

45. No matter how high you sing, if your character is not good, the song will be dirty.

46. Clear water means no fish; You are mean, you are invincible; You're fucking invincible.

47. You are great. Sure enough, the product of the cross between a pig and a dog cannot be changed!

48. I knew at a glance that you were born because you had been with aliens for too long.

49. Thin abdominal muscles are like a fat woman's big breasts ... ineffective. ...

50. Why do I fall in love with you? How stupid of me!

5 1, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

It's not that I don't want to forget you, but that I never remember you.

I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again.

54. Your words are like the teeth of an old lady. How much is true?

55. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, and you are a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

56. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of our ancestors who have been humiliated.

57. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?

You should reflect on what's wrong with yourself! I won't tell you the answer again!

59. If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.

60. Your appearance was purely accidental, only because my mother was blind.

6 1, I don't hate you anymore, because I don't want to remember you anymore.

62. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him Dudu?

63. Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.

64. Love is when a man plays with a woman. Brothers, don't think much!

65. Look at you, with hot sauce on your face and a dog nose and a cat face looking for someone. * *

66.come on! I'm not interested in you anymore. Leave me alone, or I'll get someone to beat you!

67. I like my six-pack ABS best! This is why they are protected by a thick layer of fat.

There is nothing wrong with enlightening, but it is your fault to use boiled water.

69. Some people are like this. When they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspit.

I couldn't sleep for three days when I met you. Was your father possessed by Ma Yu or did he come from the Stone Age?

7 1, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock.

72. If anyone breaks my heart, I will empty his whole chest!

73. I advise you to die early. You won't live long anyway.

74. Look at you. You have been in the abyss of disappointment since you were a child.