2. It must be admitted that you have at least
two
ten pounds of fat on you from the word "don't waste"
.
3. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grew up, I was called a rabbit. Now I have become a single dog. My life is a history of animals!
4. For me, the problems that can be solved with money are not problems. How to have money is my biggest problem.
5. "If you get up
15 minutes early every day, you will have
4 extra days a year, which is enough for you to do your favorite thing!" "My favorite thing is staying in bed!"
6. The strong are not people who run with tears in their eyes. The strong are people who have bought cars.
7. Friends of others encourage each other to work together; My friend and I are looking forward to each other's efforts to get rich and wait for free food and drink.
8. When you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.
9. Spend the first half of your life wandering around, cooking soup in the second half, staying up late while applying eye cream, putting wolfberry in beer, taking ginseng in cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.
1. When I was in junior high school, I helped my buddies deliver letters to the girls in the next class. When the girls received them, they threw them in the garbage without looking. I quickly explained that I didn't write it, and the girl picked it up.
Xi. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you up next.
12. In the matter of getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.
XIII. I don't want any status, and I don't want any status. I just want to simply become a rich man.
XIV. I hope that when I get paid, I will feel ashamed that I don't deserve such a high salary.
15. "When someone praises you for your good looks, how do you reply in a low-key way?" "What? Speak louder, I can't hear you! "
16. My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: being poor, why can he have a girlfriend?
17. I always thought that money could buy everything. But after much experience, I gradually found that I didn't have enough money!
18. The life span of a mobile phone is about
three to
five years. It is only
two
one-tenth of the life span of human beings! Mobile phone is just a part of my life, but I am all of it! So I want to put aside the chores around me and spend more time with my mobile phone!
XIX. It's winter. When I open my closet, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.
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1. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.
twenty-one. It is said that people eat about
nine tons of food in their life, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!
twenty-two. I will go to the bank in summer. First, I will rub the air conditioner.
Second, I will look at the balance. My body and mind will suddenly be much cooler.
XXIII. I called the mobile customer service today. The customer service answered the phone and said, "Hello, I'm glad to serve you." I said, "You are happy too early." Then I hung up the phone.
twenty-four. Some people take exams by strength, others by eyesight, and I take exams by rich imagination.
twenty-five. "It's ok to borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so it's not negotiable!"
26. Success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so let's have a rest today and tomorrow.