2. What do you mean, don't hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.
Don't think that the world will abandon you just because you are lovelorn. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.
We used to be husband and wife, now we are mobile phones, one in hand, forever, no phone, no soul.
Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.
I bought a bottle of iced black tea and won six bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? How can I get six bottles of iced black tea without a lid?
7. If I don't do well enough, please speak out and don't hold back my illness. I won't change anyway.
8. When you have insomnia, you can't count sheep, you should count kebabs, one, two, three, four ... then you won't be sleepy and start to be hungry!
9. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows that my wife is not an unreasonable person. She always asks my permission before calling. When I said no, she called me and said yes.
10. People are either temperamental like peppers, rank like cabbage, or mind like lotus root. But I can't. I'm as straight as a telephone pole!
1 1. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love, and you always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends!
12. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty!
13. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.
14. The barrier yarn for women to chase men is basically barbed wire or charged unless the man has a good impression on you.
15. Those who have not done their summer homework so far will certainly achieve something in the future, because they are more calm than the average person.
16. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Of course, pocket money should still be controlled.
17. Fifty percent of the troubles in this world can be solved through a good sleep. As for the remaining half, wait until you wake up.
18. When one person's spare tire is a spare tire, when one hundred people's spare tire is a spare tire, this is a quantitative change that causes qualitative change!
19. Urgent, wait online! I was bitten by Agkistrodon, but I caught the snake. I let it bite me every four steps. Can I go to the hospital?
20. Interesting girls are single, because they can support the boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves. I hope you will walk well in the future. I will take the bus.
2 1. Last night, I was in a restaurant outside. When I ordered two dishes for dinner alone, a beggar came and kept asking for money. I teased him and said I was a beggar, too. I called it a day, changed my clothes and went out to eat. He looked at my order and said, it seems that your business is not very good today!
22. Q: two of a kind, why not get married? A: Impossible! Aunt of the Civil Affairs Bureau refused to register, saying you two smelly men get out!
23. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? There is a time difference between us, so we have an appointment to quarrel.
24. I'm afraid I will scare you. I also have a background and can run two programs.