You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

3. The most hateful thing is not the commercial, but the ending song after the commercial!

4. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

7. You really don't understand the tiredness of the emperor.

8. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

9. Zhang Wei: I did an intelligence test in an orphanage. The teacher said that if the IQ drops by 40, it can be defined as smart.

10, Yifei: As the saying goes, take it by surprise. Fairy: You must hang yourself.

1 1, canned sardines are more promising than you.

12, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

13, the IQ tester in your orphanage is not as good as our microwave oven.

14, it is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

15. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.

16, eight girls, four with Kouga, three cups thicker than beer bottles, and one bigger than you. Now I fully understand why it is called the Primitive Animal Association. You can study each other without buying specimens.

17, you have money to buy gifts, should you also consider returning the money to your creditors!

18, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no cat coin.

19, a girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

20.M: I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you. W: With your IQ, we can only look at the stars and count the moon together.

2 1, gee, you have the word depression written on your face. You can't really tell if you can't read.

22, now the price is different, the waist is hard and I can't breathe.

23. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

24. Yumo: You really should put a toilet in your head to suck out all those disgusting things. Yifei: Then his brain will be washed away.

25, at least a man, named like Xiao Shenyang.

26. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

27. Tell 2B what you said.

28, you want to get pregnant before you are 30? Fairy: I want to be a millionaire. Yifei: It is still possible to get pregnant.

29, you see it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low!

30. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro.

3 1, did you get your head caught in the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

32. Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are a grandmother. (This is not where)

33. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!

34. I always thought he was the middle number of 1 and 3, but I didn't expect that he was talking about the combination of 1 and 3.

35. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

36. I drew a coffin in which you and she were lying. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

37. I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money. Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

38. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

39. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

4 1, Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe adds to the body, forcing Liangshan, cutting the bottom, and saving the day!

42. You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.

43. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

44. This diamond may be fake. Fairy, take your money detector.

45. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

46. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

47. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

48, at least we didn't chase 200 episodes of bitter TV series, but went back to the village.

49. Pulling eggs every day is not too painful.

50. Suppose you are 2B. I feel sorry for that pencil.

5 1, smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

53, ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!

If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green.

55. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

56. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

57. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

58. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

I bet it's not what you want, but what I have.

60. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

6 1、? Is my face oily? ? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly. ?

62. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions!

63. I don't think it is reliable at all. Winning the World Cup in China is almost as outrageous as you.

64. If I don't need a whip, I will kill you first, you poor post-70s.

65. If you want to be chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

66, is also a witness, witness you head, you eat too much melatonin, dare to rumor your mother!

I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

68. Have you thought about it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.

69, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem on the face, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use * * for any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

70. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

7 1, pervert, you, either swipe your card, coin it, or get out of here, what are you twisting!

72. Your head and * * are upside down again. Shine, shine, shine, shine.

73, the heart is moving, how to connect?

74. Is there a game in this world that you can't do? Is it * * plot knowledge contest back to the village?

75. A vegetable can speak better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot.

76. When I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave.

77. Believe it or not, I will rip your mouth off.

78. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even pull it down.

79. Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and weak people like stars. Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

80. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

8 1, I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

82. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare someone to death, right?

83. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

85. Your head and * * are upside down again.

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined!

You are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with delinquent teenagers.

88. Why do you want to read my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

89. The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

90. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

9 1, look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

92. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.