2, study is my wife, my mobile phone is my concubine, I often miss concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I am not a qualified husband!
The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
Your smile is as beautiful as the sea, but you can't touch it.
5. When the exam results go up, I walk sideways.
6. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.
7. Brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!
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9. Big shorts eat hot pot and sing love songs.
10, there are only two results for men who don't work hard: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.
1 1, that guy is not very nice, but he has never been rude.
12, men should put their careers first, and love should be based on economy.
13, when I grow up, I'm going to shoot a girl that none of us chased in those years to see if it's hot.
14, little cotton-padded jacket, flowered shirt, that guy is definitely unusual.
15, I admit that I will envy you for smiling at him.
16, as my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.
17. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.
18, you are beautiful. Even if you don't belong to me, you are still beautiful.
19, in front of beauty, there is danger to save, there is no danger to create danger, and then save.
Seeing that your girlfriend is so beautiful, I think you are my brother.
2 1, I love you and I will never understand.
22. I can go with you alone, even if no one is behind me after failure.
My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car. ...
24. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.
25. Men always fall off the chain at the most critical moment.
26. It is said that chatting is a man's nature.
27. If you don't have a handsome appearance, be a schoolmaster.
28. Love her and accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress.
29. My girlfriend told me today that you are not Gao Fushuai, so why do you love me? Let's break up!
30. Men have the ability to tell stories everywhere.
3 1, in fact, I didn't like her because she was beautiful, but I found her beautiful after I liked her.
32. I didn't elope. You think I don't know? The abbreviation of elopement is SB.
She is not beautiful, but she is very nice. I love her.
Please take my ashes with you. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!
When I saw you fighting for me, you were really handsome.
Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything I will take care of you all my life.
37. I have finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic. ...
Brothers and women will always be brothers first in this life.
39. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.
As long as it doesn't happen, I can pretend it doesn't matter because we are brothers. I hope you will not let me down.
4 1, today, the goddess just turned seventeen!
42. It is the spiritual sustenance of a group of men.
43. It is not a crime for a man to cry.
44. No matter how far and wide the road is, as long as I lead it, it will be safe.
45. Men, you should remember that no matter how powerful your opponent is, you can't fall. Remember, there is a woman you love behind you.