1. If you can look cute when taking ID photos, you won’t be so ugly.

2. We pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends, but we cannot solve our own problems.

3. I don’t want you to see my tears.

4. From now on, I will no longer expect, but only cherish what I have.

5. There are only two possibilities for disappointment: choosing the wrong person, or having undue expectations.

6. How wonderful, the boy I love deeply also loves me deeply.

7. Only I can understand your charm.

8. Happiness is not about getting what you want, but about what you want.

9. I have long been accustomed to being alone, and no one cares. Few people ask.

10. If I had known it was so difficult to find a partner, I would have decided to kiss her.

11. I love you is never an understatement.

12. Before you let me believe you, make up a reason to convince me.

13. Time is like a face, and the sun and the moon are like a pot.

14. Later I met thousands of people, their eyebrows looked like yours, but their eyes were not your face.

15. Say good night to me and let me know that you will be here tomorrow.

16. If there is a next life, I must be your heart because if I don’t beat, you will die.

17. Maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you will not meet the second me.

18. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

19. Does it mean that after two people have been together for a long time, the feeling will gradually fade away, and then after the baptism of time, they will finally forget each other.

20. If you ask me what a clear sky is, I will ask you to put on a pair of cotton trousers.

21. Our aim is to put our customers to sleep.

22. The difference between me and Deluxe is! My purity is low, Deluxe’s purity is high!

23. People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness!

24. Nothing should delay your get off work time.

25. I am really afraid that what I gave you was my heart and what you gave me back was a knife. Be it friendship or love!

26. They say women are like water, so I learned to swim.

27. I generally don’t walk, and the path I usually take is not an ordinary path!

28. The dead are often missed, and the living are often forgotten.

29. I like being with you very much, it is warm and comfortable.

30. I hate being put in a dispensable position. You think of me only when there is no one to accompany you.

31. I will spend my whole life supporting you, and I only hope that your eyes will stop and wander.

32. If cleverness has to be punished, why don’t I want to be cut into pieces? If I can’t get my soul, why do I care about grinding my ears and temples together?

33. Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute~

34. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

35. What is a class teacher? Just one person who will completely destroy your friendship! Destroy your love again! The terrorist who won’t let go of your family affection!

36. I only have a little stubbornness left, which can be called my advantage.

37. Say sorry to yourself because you have made things difficult for yourself for others.

38. What hurts the most is not that you don’t love me, but that I don’t know how to love you.

39. I only wish to leave two eyes in front of the remaining light just to see you.

40. People just fight for a breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!

41. The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich suddenly is too confusing.

42. Naturally silly, naturally cute, naturally cute little confused` (*_*)!

43. Time, old appearance, thinning longing, burying love.

44. Love those who treat you well and forget those who don’t know how to cherish you.

45. My computer is so pure that it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics.

46. After class, the teacher said that I could ask her if I had any questions. I took the love letter and asked her, but she asked me to wait for her in the classroom.

47. I used to be very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world.

48. When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

49. Most people who say something bad about you behind your back are just beasts who don’t want you to be better than them.

50. It’s not that I have no temper, I just don’t lose my temper easily.

51. The air that has been exposed to the rain, the tired sadness, the fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted.

52. We are all short-sighted, which blurs the truest emotions from us.

53. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you.

54. They are all too naive, thinking that as long as they are attentive, others will be attentive to others.

55. If I could see through time and see through love, would I no longer be heartbroken?

56. Our story is too short, so short that I clearly remember every detail.

57. If you want me to sell cabbage, then I would rather not have love.

58. I just want someone who can love me for a long time.

59. Picking up a cigarette, loneliness is on the lips.

60. Don’t be distracted by your heart and don’t be trapped by your emotions. Don't be afraid of the future and don't dwell on the past. So, be fine.

61. I fought against fat and almost lost my life.

62. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make millions of dollars, and become a heartthrob!

63. No one can stop a gangster who knows martial arts, and anyone who sees a gangster who is educated is afraid.

64. Empty eyes, unable to recall the narration of memory.

65. I think I will forget that I once said that we will grow old together. It turns out that the oath is not reliable.

66. Women like two flowers in their lives: one is to spend money when they have it, and the other is to spend it as much as possible!

67. In fact, no one in this world can understand the sadness of another person.

68. I cannot participate in the first half of your life, but I will accompany you to the end in the second half of your life!

69. Even if you hold a pen, I will be jealous of it.

70. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

71. Indifference to the past, just to achieve the future forever.

72. My classmates in elementary school have turned from little brats into gods and goddesses, and I have turned from a little brat into a big brat.

73. If fate makes you lose a Dalang, it will definitely give you a Dalang in the end.

74. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to change my sleeping position.

75. Will you be able to remember my goodness after I leave?

76. I always think that if there is an original me at the beginning, there will also be an original you.

77. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.

78. In fact, our love is a sweet burden, and I am just the injury to your happiness.

79. I want to be held by your hand, and you will always lead the way for me.

80. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

81. To be honest, don’t care too much about a person, otherwise you will only kill yourself.

82. It was still easy to mess around in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

83. That time passed and became a memory.

85. Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and different stupid pigs come out!

86. I miss your past, but I don’t want to miss your future.

87. The principle of a foodie is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

88. I will not give up on someone else just because of his words.

89. I hide in my own world, drawing the ground as a prison.

90. It turns out that friendship is the same as love. If it is not managed, it will become a stranger in the end.

91. Use the cruelest hurt to express my unforgettable feelings for you.

92. Counting this period of time like years, every minute and second is no longer related to you.

93. Just let me lose my memory and disappear into your world.

94. The top academics are pretty good at it, so don’t take the test too far to get out of touch with the masses.

95. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

96. Work, take a step back and the world will be brighter. Love, take a step back and everything will be empty.

97. When we were children, we were princesses when we were wearing a sheet, and we were queens when we were wearing birthday hats.

98. Tell yourself that no one can live without me.

99. I feel sorry for the girl who sheds tears for her man.

100. If we had not met at the beginning, would there be no pain today? Cute and naughty sentences to attract people.

1. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and thousands of people will be wiped out.

2. The teacher said: Don’t get up first if you fall. Look around to see if there is money

3. La la la la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers, and I made another 1 yuan:

4. If you love, life will be lovely everywhere. If you hate, you will hate everywhere in life. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.

5. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who date become drowned rats

6. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

7. Maybe you will meet girls who are more beautiful than me, girls who are gentler, girls who love you more, but they will definitely not be able to eat, sleep, or irritate as much as me.

8. Love is like pooping. You try hard for a long time, but it’s just a fart.

9. The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich suddenly is too confusing.

10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

11. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. Do you want to consider marrying me?

12． "I passed by a high school classroom and saw the blackboard. I thought English was so difficult." "That's mathematics!"

13. Have you ever felt that some boys forget their besties when they have a wife?

14. When a man is arrogant and looks down on a woman, it also comes from the woman’s belly

15. I especially like it when the teacher gets mad, scolds us for one class, and then dismisses the get out of class.

16. You always say that I am lazy, yes, if I fall in love with you, I will be too lazy to give up on you.

17. We have a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, we talked about what the niece likes to eat. As a result, the niece said: "Isn't it embarrassing for my dad to still feed on my mother's milk at such an old age..."

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19. As soon as I left the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old little loli hugged my thigh and cried: Uncle, please marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today!

20． The longer I get along with you, the more I like to joke.

21. Every student has a magical ability to finish homework in one day, but it can only be achieved on the last day of vacation.

22. A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog... Son: Is there any science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space... Son: Are there any R-rated ones? Father: Shhh, keep your voice down, don’t let your mother hear you. Once upon a time there was a naked frog...

23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of taking medicine when I am sick, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly while taking medicine.

24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story about how he was blackmailed by a delinquent for 20 yuan when he was in junior high school. He handed over 50 yuan and the delinquent gave him 30 yuan.

25. There are many ruthless people in the world, but there are even more boring people

26. The best way to eliminate advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

27. I feel that all my own food is not as delicious as other people’s food

28. Today I saw a woman pursuing a man. She was super cute. She said, "Can you be my boyfriend? If it works, I'll think of a way."

29. He quarreled with her, he slammed the door, left, and shouted that he would be his grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm here to see you!"

30. "Will you like me?" "No" "Then I'll teach you."

31. A pet food company was conducting market research, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any puppies, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mommy gave birth to me!

32． If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don’t want you either!

33. Someone had long hair that others envied, and ended up wearing a wig

34. Generally speaking in TV dramas, you can kill me and you won’t be killed. On the contrary, anyone who says don't kill me will be killed.

35. There are four female "babies" in my sister's dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa" who is petite and cute. There was "Eve" who liked to eat apples. There is a "Kavat" with a very good figure. And my sister is called "Calabash Baby" because she snores in her sleep.

36． I knocked on the table wildly during class, and the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong

37. This life is not long, only by cherishing it can you not miss the beauty and loveliness and make as few regrets as possible.

38. Search and search for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss on the lips, hold hands, and have a baby tonight.

39. "I noticed that you have recently..." "Stop saying 'fat' or 'fat'!" "Swelled!"

40. The mother asked her five-year-old son: "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought about it seriously and said firmly: "Stand on the side"!

41. If I look lethargic, I'm probably tired, maybe I'm sick, but most likely I'm hungry.

42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I looked at my paper and realized that I am a wealthy person.

43. Every day when I get up, I always have a heart-breaking drama with my dear quilt: lingering kisses, reluctant to leave, and leaving with hatred.

44. Sometimes I feel like I like you so much, it feels like I’ve eaten too much and I’m full.

Cute and cute words

1. To raise a glass to relieve your sorrow and make your sorrow worse, why not come to the Yellow Crane Tower.

2. I will naturally tell you what I should tell you. Asking questions about things you shouldn’t know is just too much talk.

3. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never care about you again. Do I look like the kind of principled person?

4. Being in the right place and meeting the right person is true happiness.

5. I sprinkled a pinch of salt into the universe. If you can't fall asleep before three o'clock, I will eat a small salt-baked planet tonight.

6. I have loved you and been sad for you, this is just proof that I am still alive

7. In this long and wonderful life, I just want to spend time with you. Slow down and let every memory shine under the dust of the past.

8. If you ask me how much I like you, I can’t tell you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love someone else.

9. They said the Internet was fake. I laughed, as if the reality was real.

10. Remember one sentence: Thinking too much will destroy you.

11. If the left eye jumps, the peach blossom will bloom; if the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemum will bloom.

12. Being beautiful is your destiny, living a beautiful life is my ability

13. I remember that you love me, maybe I remembered it wrongly.

14. A selection of cute and adorable quotes that are lovable and must be reviewed

15. Don’t say I’m fat, I’ll think you’re jealous of me You eat well.

16. Rich people buy six generations of apples, while poor people buy six bags of apples.

17. The happiest thing in the world is to find banknotes in the laundry

18. Looking at you makes me want to eat you, you I can never resist the aroma of the braised pork, my dear braised pork

19. I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me!

20. I don’t know who I will take advantage of in the future if I am so good-looking and cute.

21. No matter when it is windy or raining, please remember that you will always be with me.

22. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face, and my dislike has nothing to do with my mood.

23. Those who have money are browsing Taobao, and those who have no money are browsing Weibo.

24. There used to be an isolated island, and I don’t know why everyone disappeared. , there were only two men and one extremely ugly woman, and one couldn't help but marry the woman! The other had been waiting for eighteen years, and he smiled because those two had a daughter, and she was quite beautiful!

25. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

26. Believe that as long as you live, you can find delicious food

27. You are very good, but I am too beautiful and you are not worthy of it.

28. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

Twenty-nine, I was so cruel that I licked my fingers and cried because of the pain.

Thirty, sincerity in chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.

31. After meeting you, my ideal is no longer to ride a horse and drink to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late it is.

32. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you are appreciating her; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

Thirty-three, I have done all kinds of evil, I hope you will take me in to eliminate harm for the people.

34. One day, you will understand: you have to digest your grievances by yourself, and you don’t need to tell your story to everyone; there are only a few people who really understand you, and most people will only stand there. They stand on their own and peek at your jokes; all you can do is hide your secrets and become stronger and stronger step by step!

Thirty-five, life, vegetation and autumn are all processes, beauty and loveliness are understood by all. While I am still young, I can give for love without reservation; while I am still ignorant, I can devote myself completely; while I am still innocent, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong matter. Please love my youth, love my madness, love my persistence, let us have a childish love in the youthful age when we have not yet learned to be sophisticated and calculating!

Thirty-six, When you are in a good mood, you can see the sun's rays even on rainy days.

Thirty-seven. Watermelon and watermelon, tell me if I am the cutest person in the world.

Thirty-eight, no matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is not as good as the journey home.

Thirty-nine, I am still young and need guidance. But I don’t need you to point fingers at me.

Forty. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me throughout my life.

41. We always have nothing to worry about at the beginning and are heartbroken at the end. Cute talk about cuteness

1. I came from a distant place and didn’t bring any gifts. I walked to a distant place and no one came to give them to me.

2. My friend owes me 5 yuan, and judging from his tone, he plans not to pay it back

3. If baby urine can be used as medicine, then my son will be a cash cow

4. It is the heart that is dirty, not the world

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time...she vomited...

6. The most exciting sentence in the class is: Classmate Ren is not coming today! ! !

7. When you first get together, the other person thinks you are cute even when you are angry, it just doesn’t matter how you look at it. After a long time, aesthetic fatigue, everything tends to be dull. If you are a little anxious, you will be unreasonable, and if you are a little tempered, you will be like a shrew in the other person's heart. This is reality. Love cannot stay fresh forever. If you are still imagining that love will last forever, you should wake up.

8. If you tell me I love you, will you die?

9. If you can’t see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world anymore.

10. Don’t play love games with me, you will never be able to play it

11. If a man gets pregnant, what will be the result? I have always been confused

12. People are crazy and live a crazy life every day

13. Think about it sometimes. It is better to be with one person wholeheartedly than to be in two boats.

14. Each of us is a patient, but some people are named doctors.

15. When I am extremely poor, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up

16. Even when I am in poverty, I am not willing to ask anyone for help

17. I only wanted to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

18. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

19. A selection of classic and cute cute stories

20. My best friend stole my lover, I’m not sad, I finally see what you guys are< /p>

21. After breaking up, I will still miss you on the Qingming Festival every year.

22. Isn’t it an exam today? Why are you all here with your brains in mind?

23. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money. I owe you money.

24. You are the one who abuses me when I am sleepy. You are really a bitch

25. The end of the world is over, don’t tell me what the hell will last forever

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