Classic and fun brain teasers (selected articles)
1. What mouse walks on two feet? Answer: Mickey Mouse.
2. Why are the rabbit's eyes red? Answer: The tortoise cried red because he lost the game.
3. Monkeys can talk, why? Answer: It's his foreign number.
4. Pig Bajie died foolishly, so how did his son die? Answer: Of course, it is also stupid.
5. What is the middle between good and bad? Answer: There is.
6. A noodle restaurant attracts customers with "one person eats seven bowls for free". Why does Chunjiao have to pay for seven bowls? Answer: Because he is pregnant, there are two babies in his belly.
7. What do great men at all times and in all countries have in common? Answer: My mother gave birth to them.
8. For a bachelor, having a good wife at home is the greatest happiness; So, what is the greatest happiness of married men? Answer: bachelor.
9. Drunk people often argue that they are not drunk. Do you know why? Answer: Because they are drunk.
10. Why did Hua Mulan, who had been in the army for 18 years, change into women's clothes and surprise former Bowser? Answer: Because they think Mulan is more suitable for men's wear.
Classic funny brain teasers of female friends (latest chapter)
1. Why did the father insist on his son doing this as soon as he found that the money in his wallet was half missing? Why? Answer: because the wife will not only take half.
How can you finish a bowl of noodles on the table without using your hands? Answer: Use chopsticks.
3. What do stars fear most when they go to public places? Answer: No one asked for his signature.
4. Who can spend a lot of money without changing his face? Answer: A father who plays with his son.
When drinking coffee, do you think sugar or cream should be added first? Answer: You shouldn't make coffee first.
6. Why did you hide in the basement during the air raid? Answer: Archaeology will be convenient in the future.
7. Where is the higher the price of goods, the happier the guests are? Answer: Pawnshop.
8. What is the difference between a dog's son and a dragon's son? Answer: One point (son and son)
9. What is the easiest way to live a long life? Answer: Keep breathing smoothly.
10. Xiaoming's father is a policeman. He watched his son steal, but he didn't discipline him much. What happened? Answer: My son is snickering.
1 1. What dog can't bark? Answer: hot dogs.
12. Taishan is raised by apes, so who raised Batman? Answer: Of course it was raised by his parents.
13. What if the doctor says your illness is hopeless? Answer: change doctors.
14. Xiao Wang went out by an empty taxi. Why didn't anyone wave him for a ride along the way? Answer: He took the highway.
15. What do people often say? Answer: Telephone.
16. If the first number before a number is removed and the last number is removed, what is the original number? Answer: fifty-one.
17. Why does the whole family like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV after dinner? Answer: Because standing for a long time will make your feet sore.
18. In front of taipei main station is Xiaozhong West Road. What are the roads on the left and right? Answer: asphalt road.
19. Xiaoming's grandfather was a sprinter when he was young. He is 70 years old this year. When will he break the world record of men's 100 meter sprint? Answer: When dreaming.
20. Someone was badly hurt by some tomatoes. What happened? Answer: canned tomatoes.
Classic fun and funny brain teaser (classic)
1. A bamboo in Hanshan Temple has no intention to fly apart, and the love is half-and-half. Birds fly away by the Swan Lake, and there is no gold. A: When you return it to me.
2. Why did Mr. Chen press the switch, and the light didn't light up without power failure or power jump? Answer: He pressed the TV switch.
The two enemies, Party A and Party B, decide life and death by drinking poisoned wine. Why did Party B choose poisoned wine but die? Answer: I was killed by A.
At breakfast, the elder sister clamored for steamed eggs, and the younger sister said she wanted fried eggs. My mother came out to mend the circle and said a word, but told my sister that her mother was partial. What did her mother say? Answer: Don't "argue".
Amin, a blind man with crutches, walked to an uncovered sewer. Why didn't he slip and fall into the hole? Answer: I forgot to bring my crutches, so I remember to go home and get them.
6. Two children of the same height and weight are playing on the seesaw. What do you think will happen? Answer: Of course I will have a good time.
7. Why did Mount Tai shout at the top of his lungs when he was pulling trees in the jungle? Answer: He is afraid that different monkeys will pounce on him.
8. Eight-year-old Xiao Xuan got separated from her mother in the department store. Guess what he said at the service desk, which caused everyone to laugh? Answer: My mother lost it. Get it back for me quickly.
9. In the department store, a bald salesman is selling hair tonic. Do you know why he doesn't use hair tonic himself? Answer: He wants everyone to know how ugly baldness is.
10. There is air in the balloon, so what's in the lifebuoy? Answer: People who can't swim.
1 1. What does a half-cut apple look like? Answer: with his other half.
12. What is the most valuable thing in the supermarket? Answer: the cash register.
13. What's the difference between these CPUs? Answer: Plug it into the motherboard.
14. What is thin, only a few centimeters, but can hold what you want? Answer: photos.
15. What kind of duck eggs does mom hate most? Answer: On the test paper.
16. when will the phrase "both hands are possible" be put forward? Answer: When playing football.
17. How many cows can one dollar buy? Answer: Nine cows (nine Niu Yi hairs).
18. Please add a note to "++=" to make the equation hold (it cannot be changed into inequality)? Answer: Just add an apostrophe to one of the plus signs. (+=)
19. Which flowers disappeared soon? Answer: Spark.