Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will be crazy together.

3. Either live well or die quickly!

4, men are reliable, why do you need a divorce certificate?

5, all say male color, in fact, female color is not good, but male color is obvious and female color is introverted.

6. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

7. You said I was your woman, so I doubt whether you are my man.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

9. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

10, in real life, men can never resist the temptation of the lower body.

1 1. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

12, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

13, I came to this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

14, brothers are United, why can't you beat me?

15, my brother has given me brilliance, and I am more rampant than the sky.

16, brothers are people who shed tears and shed blood together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

17, brother, I need to talk to my buddy. Although he is not easy to mix, he can get you a knife!

They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

19, if you dare to break my sister's heart, I will completely break your heart …

20. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and doesn't touch my sister.

2 1, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

22, I see that man, who dares to rob, my sister shot her.

23. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor ghost, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

24, the man pulled and fell, hanging in my blacklist.

25. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray before he betrays.

(Signature) When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

27. Women spend men's grass, other flowers that should not be spent, and other grasses that should not be planted.

28. Didn't you say you love me? I have lived for it all my life!

29. I didn't want to go back alive when I came to this world.

30. A man's face is bigger than his ass, and his self-esteem is weaker than his penis.

3 1, women should stand behind men. Give your body at any time.

32. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

33. I told myself that whether I am happy or not, I must be strong and live!

34. A man is like a dollar coin, with a flower in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.

What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of men's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

36. Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

37. Men are awesome. Kneel between a woman's legs

38. Men change cars when they have money, change houses when they have money, and change wives when they have money.

Live well or die quickly.

40. A man's goodness is only known to every woman around him.

4 1. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

42. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who needs a man.

43. No one is allowed to hurt my sister, and no one is allowed to touch my sister without my permission.

44. You count the women in your hand, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

There are thousands of men in the world, so it is really impossible to change them every day.