Not only did I do embarrassing things when I was a child, but I also did very embarrassing things when I grew up. Below I will share a few embarrassing things that I have actually done.

When I was young, I always went to school in rural areas. After the reform and opening up, the contract responsibility system was implemented in rural areas. At this time, I also graduated from high school.

I remember that my wife and I carried hoes and went to the fields to hoe. In rural fields, sweet potatoes are planted on ridges. When the sweet potato seedlings are small, weeds will grow on the ridges. Weeds must be removed with a hoe in time. Otherwise, the weeds will compete with the sweet potato seedlings to absorb moisture from the ground. and nutrients, affecting the growth of sweet potato seedlings.

I have a ridge, my lover has a ridge, and we hoe the ground side by side. This is my first time hoeing the ground, and it is the first time for a new wife to sit in a sedan chair. I dug the hoe into the ground in a decent manner and pulled the hoe back hard. When my lover saw it, he quickly stopped me and told me that it was wrong for me to hoe the ground like this. It would flatten the raised ridges, which was not conducive to the growth of sweet potatoes. After that, she started to demonstrate to me. While demonstrating, she explained to me the technical essentials of hoeing the sweet potato field. She said: "The hoe falls gently to the ground, like a dragonfly touching water. It is enough to hold the hoe gently until it goes under the soil. It removes the weeds and loosens the surface of the soil, which plays a role in protecting moisture."

I think everyone has seen the movie "Chaoyanggou", a modern Henan Opera drama. In the play, Shuan Bao, who was born in the countryside, teaches Yinhuan, a city girl who has just stepped out of school, how to hoe the land step by step. In reality, my lover taught me how to hoe, which was really embarrassing for a man!

Go to the fields with your lover to collect cotton, that is to say, break off the branches that do not bear peaches (cotton bolls) on the cotton plants with your hands. In the words of old farmers, this kind of branches that do not bear peaches are called "Waste branches" can prevent such waste branches from competing for the nutrients of normal fruit-bearing peach and cotton branches, and can also play the role of thinning branches, transmitting light and ventilation.

However, I don’t know which branch is the branch that bears fruit, and which branch is the branch that does not bear fruit? The cotton branches all grow the same, they are all long cotton branches covered with green cotton leaves.

At this time, my lover became my teacher again and told me: "Those branches that only have leaves on them and no flower buds are in vain." My lover broke off a few cotton branches and held them in his hands for me to see. He also pointed to the fruit branches covered with flower buds on the cotton plants for me to see, so as to enhance my distinction and understanding of fruit branches and cotton branches.

In the 1990s, I went to work on a residential building construction site in Baotou City. The foreman assigned me to work as a carpenter.

The carpenter was from here and spoke with a strong Inner Mongolian accent, which was difficult for me to understand at the time. Once, a carpenter asked me to find some "crouching cows". I didn't understand, so the carpenter showed me the length with both hands. I walked around the entire floor, but returned to the carpenter empty-handed and told the carpenter that I couldn't find "Wo Niu". Or maybe the carpenter realized that I didn't understand their dialect, so he led me to find a few "crouching cows". It turns out that what carpenters call a "crouching cow" is a short pole used to set up scaffolding.

Later, when the carpenter asked me to look for a "wooden horse" (referring to the steel bar that can be placed on the bamboo frame and welded into a horse stool), I asked the carpenter to point it out to me first, and I understood the carpentry Find out the meaning first to avoid misunderstanding again.

I went to watch someone get married and grab wedding candies, and I said something very loudly to my friend. The adult next to me looked at me with disgust. I will never forget this feeling.

Hygiene in childhood I was in poor condition and had roundworms in my stomach. I had an itchy anus and pulled one out with my hands.

It was my first time taking a bus, and I felt motion sick from the moment I got on the bus.

I vomited along the way, and the people next to me looked helpless...

Until I got off the bus and left under their disgusted eyes.

When I was watching TV with my parents, I saw a kiss scene...

Use fruit candies to coax the little girl to play!

When I was a kid, I liked blowing bubbles, but I thought it was too troublesome to dip it with a stick every time.

Then... I drank the whole bubble water...

Then I spit out a lot of bubbles and couldn't finish it

I don't know how I survived after so many years

Today let's talk about our childhood

Those "bad things" that seek death

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Burning straw

"We sat next to the tall grain pile and listened to my mother talk about the past. "Things", most of us have heard this song when we were children, but the impression of Gu Dui is not the story told by our mother, but our own story. Children are always naughty. Of course, the grain pile is also the target of our naughty. We like to burn it with fire. When adults see it, they will inevitably get a beating, because many people must have been beaten for this!

Stealing oranges

Most children will probably go through a process of "stealing and stealing". Oranges, peaches, plums, loquats, pomegranates, and watermelons were all things that were readily available to them when they were young. Of course, when the parents find out in the end, they will inevitably get a beating.

Fried cow dung

Scraper, I remember it was 5 cents a box (small) at that time. My favorite thing to do was to use the scraper to fry other people’s cabbage and street food. There is always an inexplicable pleasure in seeing things like cow shit exploding. There is also a more powerful one called Thunder King, which is very powerful and usually likes to fry fish ponds.

Post a note

The murderer of this matter will not be anyone else, it will definitely be your back desk. My favorite thing to post at that time was "I am a bastard". Seeing this note posted around the front desk, I had already laughed on the table.

Tie your shoes

In addition to the back desk, there is also a classmate called the abominable front desk. He will pretend to have dropped his pen or textbook on the ground, and then bends down to pick things up. The shoelaces are untied and tied around the legs of the desk, waiting for you to make a fool of yourself when you get up to answer questions or get up after class.

Stripping pants

Stripping pants must be in the summer, because you wear less pants, and you have to do it in front of female classmates, so it makes sense. The best time to take action was when a certain unlucky guy was chatting with a girl. He pulled off his pants as fast as lightning and turned away. The female classmate screamed at high decibels, covered her eyes and turned around to run away. The unlucky guy was holding up his pants on the spot, and a group of bad boys not far away were rolling on the floor with laughter. . .

Pull out the valve core

Sometimes, when I see a bicycle parked on the roadside, I secretly pull out the valve core with my friends, and then quickly hide in the corner to watch the owner of the bicycle getting angry. look.

Pull out the stool

When the deskmate stood up to answer the question, he quietly moved the stool away. When the deskmate sat down without noticing and fell on his back, the whole class burst into laughter. , the blushing face of my deskmate, the corners of my mouth will curl up just thinking about it now. Sometimes, I will be discovered by my classmates, and I can only stand up for the next class~

Digging Traps

I will be inexplicably excited when I see the mounds of dirt on the road passing by. , prepare a trap, trick people into passing by, and watch others fall into your trap from a distance, which gives you a great sense of accomplishment!

Pretending to be a parent’s signature

Endorsing difficulty is something that most children will encounter (students go away). The most abominable thing is that parents must sign on it to prove it. At the beginning, our parents were also upright and would not sign it for you unless you memorized it. Therefore, I had to imitate my parents' handwriting and sign it.

Climbing over the fence

I have forgotten the specific name. When I was a child, there were many of these things growing on the roadside in the countryside of Fang County.

When school is over, especially boys like to use this to attack female classmates. Not only is it painful when it sticks to their hair, but it is also extremely difficult to remove. Therefore, it is not because girls are wronging them that boys were particularly annoying when they were young.

Putting insects in pencil boxes

Boys like to put some caterpillars in pencil boxes to scare girls, especially if they are not prepared during class, they will definitely screamed. Of course, there are also brave girls who will take revenge and go back.

Breaking the glass

There were countless ways to be naughty and mischievous when I was a child. Breaking the glass of my neighbor’s house was a common thing. It wasn’t just shooting at the goal while playing football. It was when I was playing with a slingshot that I broke someone's glass.

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When I was a child, my mother I was sent to my colleague's house, and a group of girls who were a little older than me took me to play a game of pretending to be a flower fairy. I was very happy jumping around with my body wrapped in sheets.

It seemed that the bounce was too big. I only heard a roar, and then the bed under my feet suddenly collapsed...

I took the other person's bed It collapsed...

At that time, I had deep doubts about my figure and life. I couldn't control my tears and cried. Cry until adults can’t help it.

Later, my mother’s colleague comforted me and said: The bed is made of paper, not strong, and will collapse when stepped on. I just stopped. And I believed it for several years.

When I was in elementary school, there was a small shop in the village, which was as big as a house, in a household!

At that time, an occasional pocket money was a luxury, and the maximum was 10 cents, and the minimum was 2 cents! At that time, many things could be bought for pennies!

Once, after school, I went to a small shop with my classmates. Some of my classmates were buying snacks. I drooled when I looked at the rice popcorn on the counter. I secretly grabbed a handful while the owner turned around to get something. The wife of the family who just happened to come in saw her and asked if she had paid!

Everyone should have guessed what happened next!