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A spirit, in those days, has grown into a boring social animal tortured by 996, but "adolescence" has been nailed to the cross of the originator of the domestic internet for future generations to pay tribute to.
The story of "Adolescence" is simple: the dog-licking otaku who failed in high school met the goddess whose family was broken and who was hanging out in the nightclub. Under the control of hormones, he launched frequent paper crane love talk offensives and finally won back the beauty.
But! Simplicity doesn't mean dullness. On the contrary, you can think of all the elements of a youth film that you should have and shouldn't have.
Strong militancy, strong abortion and deep sisterhood. Lick the dog around the spring, and a pot of stew will make you out of your wits and numb your limbs.
Wang Xiaofei, the male host, wears black-rimmed glasses and is as thin as a stick. He is a standard otaku, who can hammer ten people to death with one punch.
Cheng Xiaoyu, the heroine, carries her sister's values, showing disdain in indifference and alienation in evil spirits. As soon as she appeared, she captivated Wang Xiaofei.
"My responsibility is to give up my responsibility."
In order to pursue light rain, Phillips began to take the manual Geng route, and paper cranes sent love letters.
At first Xiaoyu was annoyed when he saw the paper crane: MD, Ugly B still wants to chase my mother?
But when Xiaoyu found that the man had been following her, handed her a glass of water when she was tired from running, and acted as a stepping stone when she climbed over the wall to go to the nightclub, the goddess began to move.
You can do this in class! ! ! !
Those non-mainstream words in "Paper Crane" accurately poked the heart of the goddess.
Licking the dog must be the first level, accompanying the goddess to have an abortion.
When Xiao Fei greeted the goddess' first invitation in spring, she found herself pregnant with someone else's child.
In the hospital, Xiao Yu looked indifferent, as if it had nothing to do with herself, while Xiao Fei was heartbroken. Meng Jiangnu cried at the Great Wall until she thought it was him who wanted an abortion.
After crying, Phillips wanted to get through it. I love your noble soul, and your body is just a foil. So when I meet Xiaoyu's divorced mother, I will give her a self-condemnation:
Aunt, it's all my fault, but I'm not sensible. Please don't scold Xiaoyu!
The result was turned back by Xiao Yu's mother's supercilious eyes: Come on, I still don't know what my daughter looks like. You're sorry. No chance.
You, Chang, this, Yao, hug, apologize, no, fight. No, it's a play. Play.
Licking the dog must be the second level, be caring and attentive, secretly protect, and refuse with affection and righteousness.
When Xiaoyu was betrayed by his friends, he stumbled and cried with his friends on the roadside, but Xiao Fei failed to arrive at the scene in time because of the trance of being hit by a car, which made Xiaoyu suffer and left all the paper cranes on his face.
Everything is back to the original point, Phillips is crying, but as a strong licking dog, he has to go through the tempering of three flavors to get love.
So with the third level, I stood up for love and was beaten to death.
Although this is a youth film, since there is a younger sister, there is naturally a mafia, and then there is a drama in which the mafia abducts QJ and abuses the Lord to speed up the relationship between men and women.
Xiaoyu was kidnapped by her eldest brother. She was going to be in the classroom, and she happened to meet the PE teacher who had just finished class.
This punk is not ordinary. He put a row of audience directly, so that the gatekeeper, PE teacher and PE teacher's concubines could get together to watch.
Of course, at this critical moment, Phillips stepped forward and was beaten by his eldest brother. He still stood up and bit his eldest brother's ear like a man, and finally fell to the ground in despair.
Xiaoyu cried and I cried, but Xiaoyu got true love+1, but I dug up three rooms and one living room with my toes.
All in all, this movie series is really amazing!
Each film is not long, but it seems to be a patchwork of more than a dozen MVs. In the painful love songs and the early ancient picture quality, yellow and pink are mixed together, which makes you jump around repeatedly while squinting at the excitement when you want to register for the Department of Retinology. The more you watch, the more exciting it is.
How yellow is it? This is a XX film that doesn't even want to kick the ball. The scale is too large, and I miss the open atmosphere at that time.
Wine pool meat forest, leopard-print beauty lying on the ktv table, surrounded by wolves. When Xiao Fei, the male master of wuli, thinks of Xiao Yu, his lips are closed, his face is distorted, and he is three points painful and seven points indifferent, and he refuses to be a sage.
There are also several big sisters who get together and show off their newly bought rose red love underwear with evil smiles.
That's right, it's underwear that you can often see in a boutique shop with a dozen dollars in junior high school! (self-search)
But at the same time, it makes you dream back to junior high school, and reminds you of a common word buried in love at that time.
Every paper crane wrote a love story attentively, and seriously suspected that it was directly extracted from the "sentimental youth personality signature network".
"How do you and I face this promiscuous world in estrus?"
"As long as you are by my side, my heart will no longer be uneasy."
"Fairy tales are over, forgetting is happiness, believing in the bad, believing in love."
This sense of division is like watching Spongebob on TV in the red light district and watching the oil tower fever in the kindergarten car, which makes you play for a while and get into the play, raising your head and lowering your head.
Well, when it comes to this series, we have to mention its soul. Our heroine Zhao Ting.
Zhao Ting in "Adolescence", the casting is so right.
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