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Non-mainstream Quotations of Picking up Girls —— A mixture of telling the truth and lying after drinking
Reasoning with women? Are you out of your mind? ! Do you finally know what a bubble is? First-class bubble: girls with good temper, good character and good looks are determined to build your little home. Second-class bubble: colorful, people didn't catch it. Third-class bubble: spend money to buy a girl to smile. Fourth-class bubble: people are fucked, the money is gone, the girl waves her skirt without taking away a cloud, and you are soaked.

Men are most likely to overestimate their X ability and EX's feelings for him. Therefore, in the former, lowering girls' expectations can improve girls' satisfaction. In the latter case, EX should not appear between you and the girl. Be careful to lose your ex-wife and soldiers.

You can ignore her for 360 days a year, but you should remember how much her birthday, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day, Children's Day and Women's Day cost. Flowers must be sent to the company, and a big plush toy is enough for students. The principle is: a woman's vanity will be completely moved.

You are hot when she is cold, and you are cold when she is hot. I was coaxed 135 times when I was angry, mixed up for 246 times, and became angry for the seventh time. Most girls will pass out completely.

When a woman is duplicitous, her words are usually short, such as not wanting to hate walking away. When you are not honest, you are usually tongue-tied. For example, I've always wanted to tell you, but I'm afraid I can't even make friends. In fact, in my heart, you are my uncle.

Never let a girl think that you are with her for ML, but if ML doesn't mention ML in the future, it will probably make girls collapse.

The girl lost her temper and said that I would never contact you again! Don't worry at this time, there are three choices, one is to pretend to be a grandson, the other is to pretend to be a grandfather, and the third is to pretend to be dead. Pretending to be a grandson should be sticky and deceptive. Pretend to be steady and reasonable. It's easy to play dead, wait for 24 hours, and then send a message: really ignore me ~ most girls will vent their grievances mercilessly and will be coaxed. This trick should pay attention to distinguish the types of girls.

Girls can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. Coaxing girls is the same as taming animals. You should reward those who are right and punish those who are wrong.

Tell the truth after drinking, and lie after drinking.

In fact, the harder it is to find girls, the easier it is to get them, because no one has played the bunker for too long. The bunker is lonely, empty and cold!

Women are most likely to overestimate their looks and men's feelings for her. Do you know how to do it? Of course, it is to find your own confidante, or pretend to be your own confidante, and push it if something happens.

It's really hard to take the mood away from my heart.

1, Lu Xun's lifelong regret: I used my life to write articles, but later generations used it to assign homework!

2. My friend said that it was a pity that we separated because of this incident.

No wonder I can't make a sound when I talk to you. So you deleted me.

It's really hard to take you away from your heart.

Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed. . .

6. Maybe more often, people who want to be forever get lost at last.

I thought he really loved me, but he had a big heart and could pretend to be a lot of people.

8. Even if I am not beautiful, even if my skin is black, even if I don't have beautiful legs, can't I be friends with you?

9. Distance does not produce beauty, but it interprets fragile love.

10, I just heard that you are well now.

1 1. I want to keep everything I have done for you in my diary. When a few years later, I read it again to see how stupid I am.

12, when I hold you, you are a cup. When I let go, you are glass slag.

13, the mirror is my best friend, because when I cry, it never smiles.

14, there are some things that you like again, and some things that you are doomed to give up if you linger on.

15. People who value feelings will not have a good life after all. Trust, dependence, nostalgia, minutes will abuse you beyond redemption.

16. I admit that my life is not good at all Many times, I really can't stand it anymore, and I'm about to collapse. I don't know where there is so much pressure. I have changed and lost too much. I really can't accept many things, but I can't resist them. I can only get up crying and keep walking honestly, because I have no choice but to be strong.

17 I like the sound of dry leaves being trampled underfoot, just like passion being crushed.

18, I don't think I can give you the happiness you want.

19, those lonely and barren who are struggling in nightmares, let's leave time to be indifferent.

20. Missing and loneliness.

2 1, A Qi Liu Hai broke the hearts of many ignorant girls, and she couldn't let go and tie them up.

22. We have loved different people, but seldom really love ourselves.

23, the last one. Maybe the separation you said is a relief for me.

24. Don't dwell on past memories, and don't always want to let yesterday's rain get wet with today's luggage. Yesterday's sun will not dry today's clothes.

25. Some people will be engraved in memory forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

26. Turn memories into wine and never stop or look back.

27. Keep your memories in your heart and tell others when you are strong, otherwise it will be a joke.

28. I can only look at you in memory. I hope you don't leave me in my memory.

29. Memories are memories because they can't come back.

How much you want to make up with him, but memories keep you in a cage.

Alternative mashups of non-mainstream mood phrases

1, you can even sigh as beautiful as a smile. How can I draw you so sad?

2. Is there a rose that will never wither, be proud and perfect forever, and never wither?

Now I know why pants should be designed as pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

4. A lot of things are slowly dismantled and pieced together in my heart, and then things are different.

When I really want to protect someone, I will find that I have been silently guarded by that person.

I forgot you in the place where we once met.

7, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

I know your tears are just a kind of helplessness. Why pretend to outline the future?

9. Shut your mouth, put aside your fake eyes and leave my sight with your fake love.

10, the real forgetting is not that I no longer miss you, but that when I miss you, there are no more waves in my heart.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you're not angry, I care, that's why I can't let go, and you don't care about all this. I learned not to worry too much, not to plan too much, but to be brave. I went to see you for the first time that year! I like it so much that I am in pain now! I can't let go of the past, I can't stop thinking, I can't stop taking painful risks, I live every day to the fullest, I look at every day happily, and I am brave.

12, brother? People do the same thing, and they get stabbed in the back. This is called a brother? Friends? An obvious condom, a hidden knife, this is called a friend?

13, how can I blame you if you don't love me? Your heart is on her, how can you know my warmth and coldness? Well, I don't blame it. I can't blame it I have to love desperately. You said you could not stand my temper. Have you ever thought that I can't stand your temper?

14, I met my brother who I haven't seen for half a year today. Eating mala Tang in the old place is extremely exciting. The wind is bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain is wetter and lonelier than the clouds. You are more distant and deserted than I thought, and I think of you more often than I thought.

15, I wonder what you think of Russia now? Family? Or the savior?

16, is there anyone who, like me, always feels that the shiny little computer in the lower right corner is looking down at the shiny head?

17, it is normal for girls not to love one or two assholes when they are young and ignorant.

18, if I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messed up, I will smile and shake it for you, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds.

19, the sky is no longer blue and the air is full of dust. What can you expect if you can't come back?

20. When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket. Whether it is you or not, I admit that no one can enter my heart now. But I know it's healing slowly.

2 1, many times, a man will make you feel that he is in love with you, but he really isn't; And a woman will make you think that she can't fall in love with you, but she will move her heart.

Please don't drag me into your dirty world. Forget it when it's dirty. Don't defile others

23. Father: Aren't you afraid of ghosts? What's so terrible about ghosts? Mom often calls you an alcoholic and a slacker. Uncle says you are a cheapskate. I'm not afraid of being with you every day, and I'm also afraid of ghosts.

24, will not shout tired, even if it is exhausted, will not shout pain, even if it is painful to death, will not complain again, even if it is pit to death, because no one cares how the world screams. I am in a bad mood and don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose Yuanli, I only care about suffering. I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, I can only leave the world with a back. The spoony person in Mao Zedong's quotations always holds the idea that even I am moved by myself, so why can't she be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

25. Actually, forgetting is just a joke. When you think you have forgotten someone, you will find it more painful than remembering her. What you miss is what you want. If you don't miss it, you can accept it calmly. We like to listen. We ask questions but don't interrupt; We can keep secrets best; We are honest, reliable and trustworthy; We pay great attention to our friends' words and are good at understanding others' hints; We are good at one-on-one interpersonal relationships and get along well with our families; Our calming energy has a soothing effect and can help anxious people calm down. We are introverted children.

Sad quotations after drinking

1, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

3, the wine knows that there are thousands of cups, how much can you drink, and run if you can't drink it.

4. Friends come and there is good wine. If a pervert comes, it is up to the mother to meet him.

I sleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't back down.

6. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

7. Women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.

8. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

9. Wine is not intoxicating.

10, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

1 1, near the dangerous house. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

12, the sorrow has been broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

13, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile on my lips, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

14, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.

15, three tragedies of the dinner: the people who wanted to invite didn't come, but they all came with you, and you were alone when you checked out.

16, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

17, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. Success? Women can be intertwined, and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

18, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

19, the wine entered the throat and cracked, as if singing in despair.

20. I don't remember, but the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.