* Forgive me for giving your mobile phone number to a stranger. He called Cupid, and he wanted to help me report that my heart likes you, my heart is on you and my heart is waiting for you.
* I have a feeling of thief love for Ranaha for a long time, and I didn't care. Now I'm a thief and I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!
If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.
* Get married in my village. The conditions in our village are not bad: dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on gathering, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, transportation depends on walking, communication depends on shouting, safety depends on dogs, and heat depends on shaking.
I'm not that busy, so I want to find a part-time job. Major: undergraduate in love! Expertise: Wash dishes and pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid throughout the year and never quit!
Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I choose to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I will give you back for life.
* You just like me after receiving this message. If you add or subtract, you have a crush on me. If you reply, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to be my wife. If you change, you will die. If you save it, give it back to me in the next life! It's up to you!
* I made a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!
* If 1000 people pass by me, I can also recognize your footsteps. Because there are 999 stepping on the ground, as long as you step on my heart. ...
* That night, you kicked me out. I walk in the dark with my backpack on my back, on the edge of love and pain. It began to snow in June, and tears fell on my notebook. Facing the moon, I just want to say that I am with you. . . .
Just as you are worried about the seventh day and the drizzle left for me, I just want to say "You are cruel" to the "moon". You forgot that we were singing love songs on the beach, and the promise of the trend left me "a thousand reasons to be happy". I just need to say to myself "Love you is love yourself" by "standing on a high post". . . . .
* Weather forecast: I miss you from early morning to daytime, and my mood of missing you in the afternoon is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure zone, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.
I think you must be very tired. Go to bed early, because you have been running in my head all day.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.
Raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is to experience the taste of loneliness, not because no one is with you, but because you didn't drink coffee, you were tired all the way, and the rain broke when you touched it. Only you are perfect.
My heart used to be ☆, but now with you, my heart is ★, don't stop? Ok, I'll give you a string! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much, and let him kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense, it will tell you how much I love you!
╰☆╮╮╰☆╮╮╮╮╰╮╮╮╰╮╮╰╮╮╮╮╮╮╮╮╮╮╮958 ! ! ╰☆╮
I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.