Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.
When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.
Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.
5. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.
6. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
7. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.
8. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
10. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke. ...
1 1. A celebrity is a person who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.
12. My world suddenly began to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair next to me.
13. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
14. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.
15. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.
16. I really envy you for knowing me so young.
17. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!
18, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.
19, I have lived for more than 20 years and failed to do anything for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
20, I struggled with fat, almost didn't sacrifice 2 1, life, is born, live ~ ~
22, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.
23. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge ~ ~
24. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~
I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...
26. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!
27. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years
28. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing ~ ~
29. You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand love, but what is it forever?
Boys aged 30 and 7 are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.
3 1, people are awesome-I won't pay back if I say no!
32. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.
33. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~
34. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it ~ ~
35. Special people never say they are special, such as me.
There are only two things in my life, 1. This will not happen, and that will not happen.
37. Adults are uncomfortable, but they are actually uncomfortable ~ ~