My Name Is

Singer: Eminem

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... < /p>

Hi, my name is (what?) My name is (who)

my name is... Slim Shady

My name is Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...

Hi, my name is (huh?) my name is (what?)

my name is... Slim Shady

My name is Slim Shady

Ahem...excuse me!

Ahem. . .

Sorry

Can I have the attention of the class for one second...

Can you all pay attention to me

Hi kids! Do you like violence ? (yeah yeah yeah!)

Children, do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids< /p>

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight

My head is extremely heavy, I try to hold my head high

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

But I don’t know which hot girl I should fuck

Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead."

< p>The doctor said I was a bastard

Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"

Then why's your face red, man you wasted

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Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else

When I was 12 years old I felt like I was no longer myself

Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

Tear off Pamela Lee's xx

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I hit her hard, and then I used chris benoit Cross lock

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

Faster than the fat woman sat down

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

< p>C'mon slut (shady wait, she's my bitch)

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

I'm fucking I don’t care about anything, God just sent me to make trouble in the world

Hi! My name is (wha

t?)...my name is (who?)...

my name is... Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (huh?)... my name is (what?)...

my name is... Slim Shady

Same as above

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high

My English teacher wanted to have sex in high school

Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy

But the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy It's a man

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

I smacked him in the face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler

Chasing him with a stapler

And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)

stapled his madness to the paper

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Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup

(Wsssshhhhh...)

Extraterrestrial, kill'n pedestrians

Rap'n lesbians while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

99% of my life I was lied to 99% of my life was lies

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

p>

I just realized that my mom is crazier than me

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

I told him that I will be A famous rapper

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

To try to touch your hands like some screamin ' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

Trying to touch your hand like an Usher fan

This guy's wife passed so asked for my autograph

This guy's wife died, so he wanted my autograph

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!

I signed it and said dear David, thank you for your support, shit

Hi! My name is (what?)...m

y name is (who?)...

my name is... Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what? )...

my name is... Slim Shady

Same as above

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him! )

Stop it and get this kid away

Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!

Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!

Dr. Dre don't just stand there, help Help

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

I'm not ready to leave, I'm afraid of death

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,