1. It is better to break off the rotten relationship.

2. I want to spend time with you day and night, yeah yeah.

3. A man is a dog, whoever has the ability can lead it away.

4. The so-called waking up naturally is actually waking up due to urination.

5. The worst time to get hurt is in the cold weather, when you go out without any money in your pocket!

6. If you don’t ask for anything rashly, your mind will be at peace, and if you don’t act rashly, your body will be at peace.

7. It’s thirty degrees when I’m in the south, but you wear long johns in the north.

8. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

9. Love is not hate, but I love and hate you.

10. Those who love me will surely become rich, and those who don’t love me will surely make bricks.

11. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

12. I came to your city, but you didn’t invite me to a meal.

13. If my head hurts so much, someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

14. I hate Mondays and miss Fridays.

15. I have a car, a house and a deposit. What am I afraid of? I am afraid of waking up from a dream.

16. Eve is coming, and it’s time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

17. I will not hold the moon for you for nine days. The moon is not as cute as me.

18. Encounters are always unexpected, but separations are often planned.

19. Giving you face does not mean that you can do whatever you want in front of me.

20. I don’t like you, like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

21. Everything I have is taken for granted, and everything I lose is insignificant.

22. I only have eyes for you, and your big face makes me unable to see others.

23. Every step brings scenery, and every step brings joy.

24. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

25. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

26. I hope you remember that anything that doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.

27. I wish you all have a love that everyone admires, and I wish I had money.

28. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

29. Trying not to love someone is much harder than trying to love someone.

30. If you can’t eat the grapes, you say the grapes are sour, but if I eat them, I feel sour.

31. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to travel through time too!

32. There is no need to travel across the ocean to see me and spend half a year’s savings Just call me.

33. As long as there is express delivery on the way, I feel that there is still some hope in this life.

34. When I play with my mobile phone late at night, in addition to being sentimental, I am also slapped in the face by my mobile phone.

35. If you chase a star and you can’t get him, why not chase me? I’ll get it in a few clicks.

36. I give myself to you. Although it is very cute, I can’t afford it.

37. Some people can make you feel distressed if they are serious, and some people can make your teeth hurt if they are not honest.

38. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to travel through time too!

39. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not, but money is necessary. Things must be wanted.

40. I am bleeding in the English translation, but you are in the dark in the mathematical equations.

41. The ending that is different from what you thought is called life, and the ending that is the same as you thought is called fairy tale.

42. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but impatience and procrastination coexist perfectly in me.

43. I have never understood why I always say I am taking the elevator when the elevator is obviously for standing people.

44. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it.

45. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never care about you again. Am I like that kind of principled person?

46. I have been single for many years. The hardest thing is not to be alone, but to deal with seven aunts, eight aunts, and the neighbor’s Uncle Wang!

47. If I look lackluster, it may be because I am tired or sick, but most likely I'm hungry.

48. I don’t know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I only turn pressure into appetite.

49. I don’t need anything right now, I just need a boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.

50. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

51. You exist in my staying up late yesterday, in my nights, in my dreams, and in my all-nighters. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

52. The above are 54 selected sentences of short and funny copywriting for Douyin that I shared with you on Meiwen.com. You are welcome to read and collect.

53. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn’t expect that I could easily realize it with a mobile phone, and there were so many choices.

54. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful?

55. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same thing as what everyone else in the world sees. Maybe there's a short circuit somewhere in my head.

56. Flowers and flowers are all symbols, and plainness is the way to go. The following content is a short and funny copywriting I compiled for everyone. I give it to you. If you like it, you can collect it.