With the development of the times, the word "duanzi" is no longer limited to its original meaning, and its form and content have changed. Jokes have even become a cultural industry. Jokes have become a way for everyone to spread information. Next is the "Inspiring Funny Jokes" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!

Motivating Funny Jokes (Popular)

1. The kindergarten organizes children to have drawing classes. Hang up various real pictures in the classroom and ask the children to copy them. get out of class is over and the children hand over their homework to the teacher. At this time, a child refused to hand in his homework. The teacher asked with concern: "Huanhuan, why didn't you hand in your homework? Do you know how to draw?" Huanhuan shook her head and said loudly: "Teacher, what I draw is tofu. If you hand it in early, you will be crushed if you put it down. It turned into a pulp!"

2. During the frog leap in physical education class, the teacher asked the girls to start first, and the boys would start after a while. If any of the boys behind caught up with the girl in front, he could ask her a request. One of my buddies caught up with a girl he liked. Many people in the class knew about it, so they all went to watch. Just listen to what he said in a smooth tone: XXX, go jump around again and imitate the barking of a dog while jumping!

3. In the high school Chinese language exam, there is a fill-in-the-blank question: The mountains say to the sea: " Are you so broad, so surging, and so broad?" Then fill in the blanks below as the sea says to the mountain: (). Everyone tried their best to use their imagination. As a result, when the paper was handed out, a classmate filled in the blank: "Thank you."

4. The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly. Said: "Don't throw bowls again in the future. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two bowls left. You have to throw the others." The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then you will also throw it away in the future." Don’t be angry with me, I am the only one left by my mother.”

5. Signature of a female kindergarten teacher: Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be a kindergarten teacher? Seeing that every day. A handsome guy who cares about his family, loves his children, owns a car, and has money is someone else’s husband!

6. Teacher: “When you make a mistake, you should learn a lesson.” Student: “I know this. "Teacher: "Then why do you refuse to change despite repeated admonishment?" Student: "I did this to learn more lessons." 7. The first thing you do when you get home is to kneel down to your mother. : "Mom, I didn't pick up any girls." "Silly boy, it's okay, get up. Boys put academics first." "Oh, that's right, and I failed the class?" "Who told you to stand up? !”

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9. I read someone’s article last night and there was a sentence: “It’s a big bargain for him to marry XX.” It’s a pity. The word "yi" is on the next page, so all I can think of is another meaning.

10. I heard a friend who is studying medicine say that when we were young, we were not able to concentrate in class. What does lack of concentration have to do with a lack of elements in the body or a bad gastrointestinal condition? Thinking about it now, I always felt a little awkward in my stomach after eating when I was a kid, or else I would be a Tsinghua graduate now!

Inspiring funny jokes (classics)

1. Saw a motorcycle , plus one *** four people on bicycles. It was already seriously overloaded. When he was crossing the intersection, the traffic policeman waved to him and asked him to stop. The very powerful Demo master said, "I can't sit down." Just drove away. The traffic police uncle was all kinds of surprised.

2. The real reason why Taishang Laojun cannot refine Sun Wukong: In ancient times, the alchemy furnace was a coal furnace, which could only reach a maximum temperature of about 1200°C, while Sun Wukong was a stone monkey, whose main component was silica. The melting point is around 1600°C, so it cannot be refined! How important it is to understand some science!

3. On the bus, a little boy, about four or five years old, kept grabbing the decoration on his mother’s clothes. After a while, he said, "Mom, I like this. Can you give this to me after you die?" His mother had a dark look on her face, "I can give it to you even if I'm not dead."

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5. "Waiter, I ordered cappuccino. What do you mean by giving me an empty cup?" "Oh, donor, empty means full." , full is empty"

6. There was a classmate who was very 2B. His nickname was Huoshan when he was in school. He was in a dormitory at that time. One morning after I finished washing, I called Huoshan to go to class with me. I saw my classmate Huoshan taking it. He was blowing a basin of water with a hair dryer, and I asked him: What are you doing? If you don't leave, you will be late. I saw the volcano unhurriedly baring his big teeth. Heheyile: Brother Lang, wait a minute. I'll heat up the water and wash my hair before leaving!

7. Dreaming that I joined an agent organize. The examiner told me with a serious face: "A person who works as an agent must have an ordinary appearance, so that people can't remember what they look like at a glance. Your score ranks second, and you are the only one who is qualified." I couldn't hold back my words. The insult was so bitter that they asked them why the top scorer was not admitted? The examiner replied that everyone had forgotten what he looked like after the interview? (@马boyong)

8. Teacher: What should I choose for this question? Me: A! Teacher: Why choose A? Me: Because BCD is wrong! Teacher: Why is BCD wrong? Me: Because A is right! Teacher: Very good, please sit down.

9. A netizen had dinner with a Dutch friend and specially ordered snow peas. A Dutch friend asked the netizen in surprise what this was, and the netizen replied that it was a Dutch pea! The Dutch friend... said that it is called "Chinese beans" in the Netherlands...

10. "Now that it has happened I really regret not listening to my mother. ""What did your mother say?" "I don't know, I didn't listen."

Inspiring funny jokes (selected articles)

1. My boyfriend is really a happy little 2B. One night I drove back to my hometown with him for dinner. When he came back, he suddenly said: Honey, honey, sit tight, people are going to take pictures of us soon. I was wondering. People just shout one, two, three. laugh. Then the electronic eyes on the road flashed. . .

2. One day, I suddenly found that the air conditioner remote control was gone, so I opened Baidu and entered: What should I do if the remote control is missing? As a result, the first answer I saw was: Is it in the air conditioner? Is it on the air conditioner? Then I looked at the top of the air conditioner, and sure enough, it is here!

3. Zhang Sheng’s son graduated from high school but did not go to college, so Zhang Sheng asked his son to learn to sail a boat. The son said: "I would rather collect firewood than drive a boat. Not only do I have no status, but I also bring shame on my father." Zhang Sheng felt strange, and the son continued: "The ancients said well, ask the woodcutter when collecting firewood. When sailing a boat, you should ask the boatman. If you are collecting firewood, you should still be a man. If you are sailing a boat, you should ask your father-in-law. If I pretend to be a grandson in front of others, won’t you become someone else’s son?"

4. Shuhuan , I missed you on the first day you left. Shuhuan, the day after you left, I missed you. Shuhuan, on the third day after you left, I missed you and missed you. Shuhuan, on the fourth day after you left, I miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. Shuhuan, on the fifth day after you left, I miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. Shuhuan, on the sixth day after you left, you made your own excel sheet, selected it and pulled it down. I really can’t say anything.

5. I saw a piece of advice from my roommate that I think should be shared with girls: Don’t look for boys who play DOTA as your boyfriend, because they will either cheat you or cheat your teammates, and they are not good people anyway.. ..

6. A female colleague repeatedly asked the doctor to check her hearing during her physical examination at the company. The doctor said that her hearing was fine, but she actually asked the doctor, "Why can't I hear foreigners speaking English clearly?"

7. Sleeping in class, math class? The teacher came over and knocked on the table, then pointed at the blackboard, and asked him to do the questions, but I didn’t even listen. I’m so stupid? He walked to the podium, and he was reading my textbook~ What a tangle in my heart! Suddenly an idea flashed and I came down and patted his shoulder: Teacher, the blackboard has been erased. . . The whole class was smiling, leaving him messy in the wind. . .

8. My cousin’s son was only 4 or 5 years old. Once he went to see a doctor and the doctor prescribed a diaphragm. After finishing one bottle, there was still a second bottle. He asked his mother why with a grimace. Mom said: The doctor saw that you were good, so he gave you another bottle. Isn’t it worth it? As a result, when he went to see the doctor the next day, as soon as he sat down, he said to the doctor: Doctor, I know I am very good, but Really one bottle is enough. . .

9. Being a stranger in a foreign land, I gain three pounds during the holidays

10. The Chinese teacher gave us the three words "I am a sea breeze dusk" and asked us to expand our basic meaning They are all written normally except for my deskmate's "My QQ nickname is the sea breeze in the dusk"

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