Part 1 of humorous sentences to praise the beauty of your daughter’s photos

1. How dare I, a beautiful woman, fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worthy? My life is only about beauty and beauty. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

2. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that - ah, it turns out that handsome people can be so specific!

3. Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, and that what you are afraid of will never happen. .

4. Why haven’t I seen anyone prettier than me yet?

5. This world, because of my existence, eclipses both heaven and earth.

6. 'Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'

7. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If you don't leave, beat me unconscious and continue to drag you away~

8. I am so versatile. I have many emoticons, sweet temper, and good temper. I make you happy every day. It is perfect. I envy you to have someone like me. Friends.

9. I am really speechless today! I went out for a while and returned to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in. They said I was too dangerous. I said I was healthy! No. Why is it dangerous if I have a cough but no fever? They said; "Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife."

10. This is a two-minute world. The first minute makes others notice you, and the second minute makes others like you. .

11. Being shy will only make you miss the beautiful time. If you are handsome, you have to show whether you are handsome or not, but also be confident

12. Hello everyone, I am a Wechat businessman selling goods. The main product is mainly my beauty and talent.

13. My big, bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.

14. Women must live beautifully and look beautiful. Because sufficient self-confidence is based on Pretty enough. I will never allow my husband to show up with his beautiful lover one day while I am a terrible woman with a fat belly. I will never allow my husband to show up with a beautiful lover one day. I will never allow my marriage to be lost one day. Men no longer have any attraction. Women are like a book. If your cover can’t attract anyone, who will be interested in reading your content? Live a beautiful life no matter what age you are.

< p> 15. Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away on Valentine’s Day if she is too beautiful? Don't look at me. It's useless to look at me. I'm prettier than him.

16. Let's talk about it openly. Don't always say that I'm beautiful behind my back. It's annoying. Not bothered? It seemed like no one knew.

17. One day, I looked in the mirror and realized that I actually fell in love with myself! I am so handsome and miserable!

18. I’m used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I’ve never gotten used to not being able to see you.

19. There are two kinds of people in the world that men are most attracted to, one is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperamental girl? For example, me.

20. I don’t care if you don’t care about me! Part 2 of humorous sentences to praise the beauty of my daughter’s photos

21. I looked carefully in the mirror again, and I was really relieved about my appearance, and I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

22. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and cried bitterly. The security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie photo to the security guard. The security guard also cried when he saw it. He cried and said that he had found the Louvre. The palace has lost works of art for many years.

23. The weather is nice today, it is a good day to go out and release your beauty.

24. I have beauty and wit that I should not have at this age. .

25. Don’t admire me too much. In fact, I also admire myself very much.

26. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate has .

27. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

28. When you meet me, you will find that, It turns out there are people who are so handsome!

29. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.

30. The reason why I live in pain is because Even after looking through the dictionary, I still can’t find a word that’s enough to describe how beautiful I am.

31. So annoying! Why do others only see my pretty and angry face, but don’t know that behind it, I have a lot of other things? A smart mind.

32. I hope I can live a clearer life, live for myself, be a positive and happy person every day, and be kind to myself.

33. I don’t story, but I conquered many people just by being handsome.

34. For a handsome person like me, the teacher will immediately find out when I miss class.

35. Every time you are mean to me When I was young, I thought you were sick, but you could still lose your temper when facing me who is so beautiful and angry.

36. One day I yelled at the sky; I am not handsome! God listens Yes, you are criticized. Who told you to lie?

37. I can’t fly, no matter who I am.

38. My wife says I’m ugly, but I don’t think so, because after she got together with me, she said: Jang Dong Gun is so ugly.

39. I can’t stand it anymore. I have endured too much handsomeness that I shouldn’t have at my age. I’m so tired.

40. I know that beauty is a sin. , but I have already sinned beyond forgiveness. Part 3 of humorous sentences to praise the beauty of my daughter’s photos

41. Are you afraid that your partner will be taken away by someone if you are too handsome on Valentine’s Day? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm more handsome than him.

42. Look twice, it will be rare for you to see such a sweet person in the future.

43. You were stupid enough to get a tattoo or cut your wrists for someone. Now that you wake up, everything will be fine. Live your life well. Women should live a beautiful life.

44. It is better to be lacking than to be indiscriminate. Don’t just do it because of loneliness. Catching a man is unfair to you and him, and it lacks a sense of responsibility.

45. The moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly moves towards my heart.

46. I Unparalleled in appearance, handsome and free-spirited.

47. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome and be more ordinary.

48. Even if my brother goes to that beautiful place My nemesis, I still hope you won’t use my photo under the quilt to do that thing at night

49. I don’t have a story, but I have conquered many people just by my beauty.

50. Search on Baidu; Is there anyone more beautiful than me? The result shows; Sorry, cannot be found.

51. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

52. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

53. You don’t even have a dream, what is the difference between you and a salted fish? ——Have you ever seen such a beautiful salted fish like mine?

54. Tell you not to push me. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

55. It is normal not to reply to messages. Which beauty have you seen who is not busy? of.

56. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

57. Like a beautiful family, the years pass by like a fleeting time.

58. Whenever I think that I am more handsome than anyone before or after, I can’t help but burst into tears.

59. Grandpa has had glaucoma for more than ten years, and his eyesight is one meter away. I don’t know whether it was a human or a dog, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, blinded his eyes, and never saw the light of day again. He said he didn’t want to see anyone again to avoid endless trouble.

60. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

Girls praise themselves for being cute and beautiful in humorous and universal sentences

Girls praise themselves for being cute and beautiful in humorous sentences (Part 1)

1. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me feel trance-like. , which is your own taste.

2. Baby, you look good no matter what hairstyle you have, but I like you best with long hair.

3. Life comes and goes, and time passes. , in the wind and dust, it still looks the same. If you are destined to be unable to escape this fate, then enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you can't bear a new future, go and create a new tomorrow. .

4. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My pretty spirit has caused you a lot of trouble these years.

5. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen Master; , people around me are always talking about how to become a pretty guy, can you give me some advice? After hearing this, the master smiled slightly and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, are you saying that you must pay more attention to your own image? ——The master said: Just look in the mirror and you will know what a handsome guy is!

6. It’s so annoying! Why do others only see my handsome face, but don’t know what’s behind it? You have a smart mind.

7. Why haven’t the old man’s junk collectors come yet?

8. Let me see who is radiating charm? Oh, it’s me.

9. A woman’s elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth or knowledge, but comes from the taste and cultivation in her bones.

10. Have you seen my handsome light? When all the lights in the world are turned off, the remaining light is emitted by me.

11. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I hold the longest record in the world. Cool record.

12. I am 23 years old, handsome and good-looking. I studied literature at the age of seven and martial arts at the age of nine. I know how to pick up girls at the age of 12. I know astronomy and geography at the top and trivial matters at the bottom. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract the attention of beautiful women. , the pretty brother jumped off the building, he was kind-hearted and willing to help others. When the Chinese teacher in elementary school explained the meaning of "pretty brother", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I looked at it. Oh, I understood instantly...

13. I am so beautiful that boys are hysterical.

14. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred, but I cannot kiss myself.

15. Every time you are fierce When I was there, I thought you were sick, but you could still lose your temper when facing such a handsome me.

16. If I disappeared, would you look for me, even just to ask, Where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend?

17. I can’t compliment you on your appearance...it’s so bad that you slow down the Internet speed..

18. No, I have to study hard and don’t want others to say that I rely on my good looks to survive. .

19. Why? Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

20. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long and have one beautiful word throughout my life. Humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful (Part 2)

21. The government is thinking about how to reasonably tax, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably get more sleep!

22. There are so many couples outside, I am afraid, as soon as I show up, they will I regret that I already have a girlfriend.

23. When I get up and look in the mirror every day, I will be jealous and say, the person inside is too beautiful.

24. Don’t admire me too much, In fact, I also admire myself very much.

25. When it comes to performance rankings, you are ranked first if you are ugly, I am handsome and I am casual.

26. If the leader doesn’t give me a reward next month If he gets a raise, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese words and beat him to death.

27. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

28. Whose loneliness overwhelms my Hua Shang, whose Hua Shang Cover my shoulders.

29. The person who owes the most in this life is her mother. It’s so true! A man becomes a father in a minute, and a woman takes a lifetime to be a mother. You can’t take away the hard work of her pregnancy, and you can’t take care of her. You can’t replace the severe pain of labor contractions, the load her body bears every night when she is alone with the baby, the hardship she faces chasing milk, the frequent waking up every night, and there are too many women you can’t replace. Please be kind to yourself, because except for my parents, I owe nothing to anyone!

30. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, and you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I said you are handsome." In a word - I am handsome.

31. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my own appearance! (or fascinated)

32. The tenderness you gave me, the tenderness I lost, It is the gentlest tenderness.

33. In today’s exam, I wrote “I am so beautiful” all over the test paper, but it turned out that everything was wrong. It turns out that there is something wrong with being beautiful.

34 .The reason why I live in pain is that I can’t find a word that can describe how beautiful I am despite looking through the dictionary.

35. My mother hurriedly walked out, jogging all the way, and accidentally bumped into the woman next door. An old lady in the obstetrics department was waiting to give birth to her baby. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, "Son, why are you so anxious? What can't you think about?" Don’t bump your child

36. Do you know anyone who is a lawyer? I really don’t know what to do. I can’t stop crying. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of infringement, saying that I look like them. The princess.

37. No matter how unsatisfactory life is, you cannot suffer yourself. Women should be kind to themselves.

38. When you are a girl, you must be knowledgeable. Only when you have experience can you have an exquisite life!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.

40. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? ……oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where is your ass? Humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful (Part 3)

41. I was so stupid that I got a tattoo and cut my wrists for a guy. Now I wake up and everything is fine. Live your life well. Women should live a beautiful life.

42. I am unparalleled in appearance, handsome and free and easy.

43. I made a mistake on the first stroke, so I had to scribble all the way down.

44. Let me tell you Don't force me. If you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

45. Let's talk about it openly. Don't always say that I am beautiful behind my back or that I am good-looking or something like that. ,Are you annoyed? It’s like no one knows.

46. I wish I could grow old together with you if I were not careful. Good night.

47. You haven’t fully evolved yet, and it’s really difficult for you to look like a human being.

48. You are often so beautiful that your eyes are blurred, but you can’t kiss yourself.

49. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

50. I smile from my side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.

51. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to say nice things to me every day.

52. Beauty is God’s will, coolness is man-made.

53. Even the wind praises me, even the bright moon prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me, the world is super super Handsome guy.

54. I am handsome, pretty and cool, suave, elegant, talented, young and rich, smart, lively, cute, generous in conversation and personable. Extraordinary, one of the top ten outstanding people in the country. .

55. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.

56. Don’t set up a stall in my sister’s mind. , if you mess with me again, I’ll call you Cheng Guan!

57. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

58. I’m so handsome that Tudou doesn’t want to update and wants to have sex with me.

59. I hope I can live a clearer life, live for myself, and be positive and happy every day People, be kind to yourself

60. Your appearance exceeds human imagination... Sixty words to praise your beautiful photos in the circle of friends

Praise yourself in the circle of friends Beautiful words from photos (Part 1)

1. I want to be a man in my next life, and then marry a beautiful woman like me.

2. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away . If she doesn’t leave, beat her unconscious and continue to drag her away~

3. Don’t use the speed of throwing videos to challenge my blacklisting skills!

4. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

5. I once participated in a world lying competition and won first place because I Said: I'm not beautiful!

6. If there is an afterlife, I hope I won't be so beautiful anymore and be more ordinary.

7. I have to work hard, otherwise Others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

8. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at this handsome guy’s photo but don’t know where he is. < /p>

9. Whose loneliness covers my beautiful clothes, whose beautiful clothes cover my shoulders.

10. A handsome person like me would be immediately discovered by the teacher as soon as I missed class.

11. A little intern nurse walked by and saw me as a baby and immediately looked for me. He picked up a box of red ink pad, imprinted my fingerprints, and spread out his braided hair, murmuring to me, "I will keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, my long hair will not be reduced, and I will be clear." Ancient Buddha, grooming himself in the boudoir

12. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

13. Have you seen the light of this handsome man? When all the lights in the world are turned off, the remaining light is emitted by me.

14. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. If you like me, it’s your own problem.

15. XX is obviously my brother’s fan

16. When two people are together, it’s not about changing each other, but about accepting them. So when it comes to tolerance, if you only think about change , that’s not life, that’s war.

17. Do you know how I wake up every morning? I was awakened by my own handsomeness.

18. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just handsome and low-key!

19. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel scared. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

20. International faces are universal. If you praise your beautiful photos in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. If handsome people can be eaten, I can support 3 billion People.

22. The eagle strikes the sky, the fish flies in the shallows, the elephant gallops on the plains, and the camel walks across the desert. These are all wonderful performances of adhering to self-beauty. Self-beauty lies in struggle, and struggle is its passion; Self-beauty is in the process of training, and perseverance is its true nature; self-beauty is in the pursuit, and self-confidence is its temperament. Only when you stick to your personality can the world be beautiful and life be wonderful.

23. Before you get close to me, can you Think about it clearly, I have nothing but my beauty.

24. I don’t care if you don’t care about me!

25. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me burst into tears in the noisy train station.

26. I was really speechless today! I went out for a while and returned to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in. They said I was too dangerous. I said I was healthy! I didn’t have a cough. Why is having a fever dangerous? They said; "Your handsome appearance is like a murderous knife."

27. You must be knowledgeable as a girl and experienced as a woman, and you will have an exquisite life!

28. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

29. A very beautiful guy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calmness. It wasn’t until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

< p> 30. The shortest martial arts novel in the world; the master was beaten to death by tofu. I was robbed to death by a woman because I was handsome!

31. A woman must live a beautiful life and also look beautiful. Because she is confident enough. It is based on being beautiful enough. I will never allow my husband to appear one day with his beautiful lover on his arm, and I am a terrible woman with a fat belly; I will never allow one day to lose my marriage, and I will There is no longer any attraction to other men. A woman is like a book. If your cover can’t attract anyone, who will be interested in reading your content? Live a beautiful life no matter what age you are.

32. Words that comfort others cannot comfort yourself after all.

33. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to say nice things to me every day.

34. Looking at the dusk in Donggao, where can I rely on? The trees are all autumn colors, and the mountains are only falling.

35. The first light in the darkness was born in Brother Ben’s handsome face.

36. From now on, I will keep a low profile and mysterious, saying nothing about my handsomeness and beauty.

37. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my own appearance! (or fascinated)

38. How dare I, a beautiful woman, fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worthy? My life is only about beauty and beauty. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

39. Sometimes I cry when I am handsome, and sometimes I am stunned by my cuteness. I am so tired.

40. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas. What to say in the circle of friends about the beautiful photos of yourself (Part 3)

41. A woman’s elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth or knowledge, but comes from the taste and self-cultivation in her bones. .

42. They all say that I am so handsome! But I don’t think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me and I am the most handsome!

43. You say that my appearance is fake , and also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I told you that I can tolerate that the money you said was fake, but I cannot tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.

44. Pan An and Song Yu were so embarrassed when they saw me! They destroyed their appearance! They both committed suicide! I am so handsome!

45. It is normal not to reply to messages. Which beautiful woman have you seen who is not? Busy.

46. It’s really hard to forget someone. I’ve been an undergraduate at Tsinghua University for four years and a graduate student for three years, and I still can’t forget the way she looked when she leaned on my 1.85-meter shoulder.

47. At that time, I didn’t have much talent, I just relied on my good looks, so at that time, the people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I only like superficial people.

48. I am so handsome that even shit smells good! Flowers also smell bad!

49. Baby, you look good no matter what hairstyle you have, but I like you best with long hair.

< p> 50.Some things change forever once you turn around.

51. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me confused. It doesn’t smell like you.

52. Let’s talk about it openly. Don’t you always say that I am handsome or good-looking behind my back? Does it bother you? Who doesn't know?

53. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, and you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I say you are handsome." In a word - -I am handsome.

54. Your appearance surpasses human imagination...

55. Don’t admire me too much, in fact, I also admire myself very much.

56. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

57. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

58. No, I have to study hard. I don’t want others to say that I rely on my handsomeness to survive.

59. Some people say that I am beautiful, but I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out what it is. Who leaked the news?

60. I know that beauty is sinful, but I am already guilty of it. Humorous sentences to praise girls for their beauty

1. Spring flowers and autumn moon are poets It is a scene that we praise, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your pear-shaped smile is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

2. Since you no longer look at beautiful women, please don’t appear on the street too often, okay? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase!

3. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

4. You came bounding in, wearing a red denim coat and a tight belt. You looked so light and strong, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

5. Your beauty is sought after by thousands of people! Halley's Comet hits Earth. Tyson later switched to table tennis. Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou later. The monk turned around and used Rejoice from then on.

6. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me confused. It doesn’t smell like you.

7. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help but kiss her. Don't move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper.

8. You walked towards me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with a turn-down neck trimmed with white lace; dark green trousers with two trousers that looked like knife cuts; milky white high heels, Ah, Jane is really a graceful and graceful statue of sorrow!

9. You are considerate and make all the men in the world fall for you.

10. You are the butterfly among the flowers and the bud among the lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you always look dignified and beautiful.

11. The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

12. You may not have looming dimples, but your smile must be as shy as the moon closes, and the fish sinks and the geese fall.

13. You may not have watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be passionate and captivating.

14. You may not have a cluster of cherry lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your conversation should be elegant, refined and witty.

15. You are so beautiful, Sister Furong gets angry when she sees you! In fact, Sister Furong was not like this before, just to compare with you! She is worried! It’s become like this!

16. You’d better walk faster when crossing the road, otherwise you will be stuck in traffic!

17. Long hair like a waterfall, elegant dress, standard oval face , smart almond eyes, and that steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty you are, they will be cautious when they see you.

18. In fact, the first time I met you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, beauty, and charm are something I will never forget.

19. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

20. If I could use one word to describe how I feel about you, I think that Just sincerity.

21. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

22. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

23. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

24. I once wanted to be a troubled boy, but I have lived by the rules for so many years.

25. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beauties with the fragrance of flowers, and I have a lovely girl with eyes like apricots, no worse than him, haha.

26. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

27. The little bird clings to the human being, as beautiful as a fairy, overwhelming the country and the city, shying the flowers when the moon is closed, sinking fish and falling geese.

28. I must ask you for more advice when I have the opportunity. Every word you say will be of endless use to me throughout my life. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charming person.

29. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!

30. From a distance, I watched your back, how could you A bunch of black hair tied back by a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from the mountain stream on a quiet moonlit night.