"What is the most crowded bus I have ever passed?" "I was just passing by a bus but was squeezed into the bus." As the Internet continues to develop, everyone will share some meaningful sentences with each other. Through sentences, our thoughts are expressed. Do you have the habit of sharing sentences frequently? Below is the "Comprehensive Collection of Funny Copywriting for WeChat Moments" that I carefully compiled. I would like to remind you to bookmark this page in your browser.

1. Some people are often scolded for sleeping in like pigs every day. It’s really a grievance, pigs get up earlier than you.

2. I really want to underestimate myself, but my weight firmly says NO.

3. I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, a hundred milliliters of lard actually leaked out.

4. Today is Monday. I have to work hard and clock in for fitness.

5. During lunch, my mother said to me, the earth has found its other half, how come you are still single! I put down my chopsticks and said, let’s talk to the Earth about someone, and people all over the world will help find her. If I want to talk to someone, I have to search all over the world.

6. On the west city, Zhuge Liang finished playing a piece of music, and the lingering sound echoed around the beams, making the 150,000 Wei troops outside the city intoxicated. Zhuge Liang: Thank you everyone. Please pay one tael for each ticket. In a moment, 150,000 people fled without a single one left. Hey, why haven't you left yet? Oh, I forgot to tell you Happy Children's Day!

7. All your worries are because you are poor.

8. Love always starts with self-deception and ends with deception.

9. Question: What behaviors of your girlfriend’s friends of the opposite sex are most unacceptable to you? Answer: alive.

10. If a man doesn’t have a partner, others will comfort him by saying that today’s women’s demands are too high; if a woman doesn’t have a partner, others will definitely say that her demands are too high.

11. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten. If you lose, you will be criticized.

12. I miss you. I am very happy when I have you.

13. I sat up in shock while dying of illness, where is my package?

14. If beauty can be eaten, then I must be the first person to starve to death.

15. You can’t find my sister’s smile, and you can’t buy it either.

16. Red and sweet is a watermelon, eloquent is a courgette, croaking is a frog, and those who watch their breath quickly are fools.

17. I finally got through the winter, but I almost froze to death in this spring.

18. Teaching is a secret love. You try your best to love a group of people, but in the end you only move yourself. Teaching is a bitter love, and the group of people you love will always leave you. Go; teaching is an unrequited love, students torture me thousands of times, but I treat students like my first love; teaching is a group love, through your matchmaking, we fall in love, but the teacher remains unchanged. Dear classmate, if you never leave me, I will light up the lamp to support you; if you give up on yourself, I will still help you as always... I pay tribute to all my colleagues in the world! Happy Teachers' Day!

19. Again and again When you look forward to a life of self-discovery, you will always be met with confusion.

20. A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

21. I wish you bad luck on your birthday, I wish your cake will be moldy, I wish you will get fatter as you eat, and I wish you a happy birthday. Thank you all

22. Are you willing to be my sun? Then please stay with me 92955886. 7 kilometers.

23. It is gold, and it will shine sooner or later, but even if you are gold, it will all be spent sooner or later.

24. Singles still need to exercise, otherwise they will always be single.

25. I will always hold you in my hands, and finally I close my palms. I can’t hold you back!

26. Don’t eat from the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Eat directly with the pot in hand and save worry.

27. These days, beautiful people say they are not beautiful, and unbeautiful people say they are beautiful. This is what is going on!

28. Since the reform and opening up, my weight has gone up.

29. Why do you need to suffer when you see a dime? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and let him be depressed...

30. Isn’t there more genius than talent? A two-character word?

31. The junior brother described the hygiene condition of his dormitory - "I don't even want to open my eyes when I get back to the dormitory!!!"

32. Recently, people are always complimenting me on how handsome I am. , I really don’t know who leaked the news.

33. How much does face cost per pound? Why should we care about other people’s opinions?

34. Donor, put down your butcher knife, decide to become a Buddha, and shave your head.

35. If you feel you have something wrong with your health, please do not search on Baidu. Every time I check, I want to make a will.

36. I bet with the gods that you will come home with me.

37. Recently, I have been unable to concentrate on fitness.

38. Even if Fu Yanjie can’t control your side leakage, you can try taking it internally and see if it works.

39. “What is the most crowded bus you have ever passed?” “I was just passing by a bus but got squeezed into it”

40. Brother, please give way and block me. The data signal is gone.

41. I like someone, but his family members are against it, especially his wife!

42. Do you want to marry Zhang Yuexuan when you grow up? Do you want to recognize Shitou as your brother? Do you want Heimi to be your younger brother?

43. When you fart, they say it’s love. Heard, smelled, but no one saw.

44. Three tadpoles went to a restaurant to eat. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrog to the next table, the three tadpoles hugged each other and sang sadly: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don’t want to grow up!” Happy Children’s Day to all my friends in the world!

45. The annual day has arrived again, and I hope that I will be better in the future.

46. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the entire society will despise you.

47. In order to pretend to be rich, I deliberately bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Unexpectedly, when I served the food, the wooden chopsticks turned black!

48. Otakus will degenerate into cavemen as soon as the power goes out.

49. When the knife is put to the neck, no one will think about others

50. The difference between a genius and a genius. Geniuses can do anything, but ghosts can do this. .

51. How much do I want to grow old together with you by accident?

52. The sea is vast by leaping fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.