Many people avoid talking about their fans, probably because they are worried that a slip of the tongue will offend people. As a blogger, I want to talk about her. She is a big fan of mine.

The first time I met her was a coincidence. From Anqing to Hefei that time, I stayed for one day and then flew back to Beijing. The figure of a girl caught my attention at the security checkpoint. It's chilly in Anhui in late autumn, but the girl only wears a light green half-sleeve blouse, a lavender hip skirt, delicate legs with delicate low heels work shoes, full of vigor, bright eyes and short hair. She hurried and disappeared at the end of the corridor.

After boarding the plane, I found the girl's seat next to mine. I couldn't help looking at her a few more times. The girl also looked me up and down and said, "I know you." .

"Oh, really?" . I said with a stiff smile on my face.

She went on to say, "You are a big cat, and your signature is Lao She's famous saying-I want to write the saddest tragedy, which is full of shameless laughter." .

I was a little surprised and looked at her straight.

She said, "I looked for you on purpose.

I looked down and stopped talking, but my heart was violently moving. "Investigate me? This is part of my job. It seems that I have to take precautions against this girl. "

The more the girl talks, the more excited she becomes. "I know where you work, your family situation, and you love all hawthorn products. You drink cooked tea, you don't smoke, you don't play mahjong. " .

I looked up at her, a little curious. She continued: "I also went to Xuzhou, ate the earthen pot you mentioned and stayed in your hotel, but I didn't stay in your room." .

I was embarrassed to hear her say this, because it was a story with a female colleague in Xinjiang. It was in that hotel room that we had an unspeakable experience. I quickly interrupted her and said, "Are you going to Beijing for fun or work?" .

She said, "I work in the patent office. I have been in Beijing for three years. " .

I said, "Are you from Anhui?" .

She said, "Yes, Anqing people." .

I said, "Do you have a home in Beijing?" .

She giggled and said, "I have had six boyfriends in three years, and now I am the seventh." .

I smiled politely and said, "Then you are very capable. Will your boyfriend pick you up later? " .

She loosened her waist seat belt with her hand and leaned over to me. Suddenly she grabbed my neck and put her face close to my ear and said, "My seventh boyfriend is you!" " " .

"what!" . As if I had been electrocuted, I avoided my body and looked at her dumbfounded.

I said, "You're funny. You can make fun of anything. " .

She looked at me and said, "I'm not kidding. I know your present situation. I have decided to take you as my boyfriend. I don't want to get married anyway. What are you afraid of? " .

I almost lost my jaw and stared at her and said, "What do you think? Do others agree? " .

She said, "Do you need permission from others?" .

I was so angry that I turned my head and looked out of the cabin window. I stopped talking and muttered, "This is a madman!" " " .

After the plane landed, I went to get my luggage myself. She came running from behind and put it on my arm naturally, as if nothing had happened. I shook her off and said, "Don't be ridiculous, my colleague will pick me up." .

She quickly said, "Oh, it's not good for Zhang Chu." .

I'm too lazy to talk to her again, and I'm a little at a loss for such unreasonable behavior. As soon as she got on the bus to get the car at work, she opened the door and said, "Take me to Liulichang." .

I frowned in front of the driver and said to him, "Go around Liulichang." .

When she got off the bus, she said to me, "The building in front, three doors, 30 1, will come back after handling the work of the unit, let's go to eat." My name is Chuchu, Chuchu, remember! " .

The driver next to me looked at me with strange eyes, which made me extremely embarrassed.

After returning to Beijing, I was busy for two days and caught up with the weekend. I went to Huludao (Jinxi) with my colleagues, and I completely forgot this person.

When I went to work for the morning meeting on Monday, I suddenly heard a clear voice from the corridor, "Where is your Zhang Chu office?" . My heart is shaking. How did this aunt come? She must have come in through the west gate of the unit. No registration is required. Our second-floor building is in the west gate. She can go straight.

There was silence in the office. Chuchu and I just sat face to face without saying a word, but our hearts were fighting. I couldn't hold back and said, "What are you doing here? ! What did you just say to the guard? He really let you in. " .

Clearly said seriously, "I said I was Zhang Chu's lover. Our children beat people, and now the teacher wants parents to go to school. " .

I stood up and pointed at her, but I was too angry to speak.

Chuchu giggled, "I lied to you! Listen, you're scared! I told the door that I didn't bring my key and came to my boyfriend to get it. " .

I frowned and said, "So I let you in? ! "。

She said, "Yes, they think I must be with you. Of course they believe me. " .

"ah! Damn it! " I was so angry that I swore.

I went on to say, "Don't talk nonsense in the future. I don't want to be harmed by villains all day! " " .

Chuchu jumped up from his chair, grabbed my face across the table and said, "Yo, my boyfriend turned out to be a gentleman. Let me see, let me see. " .

I dodged and said, "Stop it, this is the unit!" " " .

Chuchu sat back, stretching her legs, and said slowly, "What are you going to do tonight?" .

I said, "Go home, of course. I am an otaku. " .

Chuchu smiled insidiously and said, "I know what you do every day. After work, you eat in the canteen first, and then go to the "post-70s" in Sanlitun South Street to drink. 12 later, you cross the street to disco, the bar No.64 in North Street. Didn't you get killed by that Korean bitch at number 64? The next day you came to work with dignity. " .

I looked at her in surprise and didn't know what to say. I thought to myself, "This girl knows everything!" .

Chuchu stood up from her chair, leaned down, looked me straight in the eye and said, "Today, God, I, follow, wait, you!" " " .

I gave a long sigh.

Sanlitun South Street is very secular at night. It is far less bustling and noisy than North Street. Only a few bars are scattered among the residential buildings, among which there are several tall poplar trees near the west, and under the tree is the "70s-born" bar. I often come here as an old customer. The outhouse is spacious and the bar is in the corner. Chuchu and I came to the back room with only three low tables. As soon as I sat down, Chuchu sat next to me. I gave her a push and said, "Go and sit opposite." .

Chuchu pretended to say, "Oh, I'm afraid my old lover will see me. I am sitting here! " " .

(To be continued)