2. Hu Yifei: Why are you reading my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?
3. It is not recommended to slap self-esteem on the face when hitting people. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.
4. Hu Yifei: If you have money to buy gifts, should you also consider paying back the money to your creditors?
5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
6. Hu Yifei: Now the price is different. My back is hard and I can't breathe.
7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect him to say the combination of 1 and 3.
8. Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.
1. Hu Yifei: Your head and ass are upside down again.
11. Hu Yifei: Hey, I don't know whether it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are a grandmother or not. (This is not what it is)
12. Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, surprise. Xiaoxian: You must hang yourself.
13. Hu Yifei: When a bird is big, there are all kinds of woods.
14. Hu Yifei: A new generation of urban women, who got into the hall, got out of the kitchen, killed the wooden horse, climbed over the fence, could afford to ride a bike, bought a house, beat the mistress and beat the hooligans!
15. Hu Yifei: Now you are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with delinquents.
16. Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God.
17. Hu Yifei: It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we just fight?
18. Hu Yifei: Things that can go wrong always go wrong.
19. Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Xiaoxian, bring your money detector.
2. Hu Yifei: Gee, you've written the word depressed on your face, but you really can't tell if you can't read.
21. Hu Yifei: I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain … then his whole brain will be washed away.
22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!
23. Hu Yifei: No one can fool me, Hu Yifei.
24. Hu Yifei: Why don't I toss a coin to help you figure out a divination? Heads, you are settled by her, tails, she is settled by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you will get away with it. How about that?
25. Hu Yifei: It's frozen for three feet, and it can't be thawed unless it's in a microwave oven.
26. Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, and I won't do it until I kill you.
27. Hu Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, you'd better throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is more broken than an onion. Lv Ziqiao, you are the sharp brother, and Hu Zha, you are the Chen Meijia. I really want a sip of salt soda ...
28. Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, imagining that you would be moved by my persistence! Even if we are separated by the whole world, as long as we get closer to each other every day, one day I will be able to hold your hand! But all this is an illusion, no matter how hard I try, I can't get to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!
29. Hu Yifei: Pigs have gone up in price these days. Why can't you not go up in price?
3. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems.
31. Hu Yifei: Do you think about it? Why didn't she choose someone else, but brought Epad back? Xiaoxian: It's sold out because of love madness.
32. Hu Yifei: Spit is used for counting money, not for reasoning.
34. Hu Yifei: At least, we don't chase after 2 episodes of bitter TV series, but the temptation to go back to the village.
35. Hu Yifei: After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist stopped aching, my legs stopped hurting, and even my heart stopped beating!
36. Hu Yifei: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear something green.
37. Hu Yifei: Are there any games in this world that you can't play? Is it a temptation story knowledge contest back to the village?
38. Hu Yifei: I have given you my mobile phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Charge me dozens of dollars to spend if you have something to do.
39. Hu Yifei: Are you going to get pregnant before the age of 3? Xiaoxian: I want to be a millionaire. Yifei: It's still possible to get pregnant.
4. Hu Yifei: I am the one smoking, not the cigar.
41. Hu Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him and trample on him.
42. Hu Yifei: Good dogs don't get in the way, but those who get in the way are roadblocks.
43. Hu Yifei: I teach the Classic of Stone, which is simply nerve!
44. Hu Yifei: What's the difference between you and being reborn directly?
45. Hu Yifei: The United States is so awesome. It's been so long since the Asian Games, and it hasn't won a medal!
46. Hu Yifei: The six artifacts that interest men are: 1. Leopard print 2. Short skirt 3. Silk stockings 4. Boots 5. Steel pipe 6. Seducing eyes. There is only one person who meets this requirement, and that is the Monkey King. The five artifacts that interest women are: 1. High value 2. Domineering 3. Feeling safe 4. Being able to protect you 5. Being single-minded to you. The only one who meets this requirement is the Tibetan mastiff.
47. Hu Yifei: I think this hobby is good, very good and lifelong.
48. Hu Yifei: Now I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face.
49. Hu Yifei: I won't argue with idiots, otherwise others will not know who is an idiot.
5, Hu Yifei: domineering side leakage.
51. Hu Yifei: Don't call me Lei Feng, my name is red scarf!
52. Hu Yifei: Everything will take longer than you expected.
53. Hu Yifei: Only the rich can call it a house. Do you call it a house? You call it a humble abode; Only the rich can call it melancholy. Do you call it melancholy? You call it depression; Only the rich can call it energy saving. Do you call it energy saving? You call it stingy; Only the rich can call it plump. Do you call it plump? You call that a clown; Only the rich can call it a trip. Do you call it a trip? You call it vagrancy; Only rich people can be called single. Do you call that single? You call it a bachelor.
54. Hu Yifei: I'm a witness. I witnessed your head. You ate too much melatonin. How dare you make a rumor about me!
55. Hu Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
56. Hu Yifei: You've finally figured it out. Let's get this over with. I'm the brother-in-law.
57. Hu Yifei: Imagine the picture. Wan Yu doesn't have a veil and you don't have a ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy at the door of a locked studio. In the background, a guy is picking a lock, but you may not see it clearly. Because it's dark around, the lighting engineer doesn't have a light, but he can shout for gas. But even so, it doesn't matter. Originally, there is no such thing.
58. Hu Yifei: Believe it or not, I will rip your mouth off.
59. Hu Yifei: It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but also a Tang priest. It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda; Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei; It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but it may be Li Ning.
6. Hu Yifei: If anyone bullies you, just tell me, and I will definitely make his neck move. Internal organs are connected; IQ is in arrears; The head is shaking; Small face in color screen; Ears tied and twisted; Having a straight nose; Having a voice that is polyphonic; The front teeth are turned over; The legs are 9%; Hands are not in the service area; Life is turned off.
61. Hu Yifei: This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is even worse than sheep tone's. Even the amoeba can't live on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't turn into a person casually, but he turns into a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggest he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.
62. Hu Yifei: A vegetable can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot.
63. Hu Yifei: At least it's a man, and he sounds like a little Shenyang.
64. Hu Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.
65. Hu Yifei: If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.
66. Hu Yifei: Hu's art of war has a cloud. If he is forced to go to Liangshan with a yellow robe, he can make a radical effort to turn the tide!
67. Hu Yifei: The martyr can still ratify it. Why can't the surprise be reissued?