1 Lv Xiucai: Why do flowers smell sweet? It's because of me; Why the grass is green or because of me; Why does fart stink? Because it is old white. 2. Lv Xiucai: The breeze and the bright moon tickle my heart and dig my heart! (Asking Tong Xiangyu) What other words are there? Tong Xiangyu (eyes wide open): Steal! Lv Xiucai: "Yes! The breeze and the bright moon steal my heart! " 3. Ji Wuming: Is there a thief like you? Stealing, cleaning people's houses. Bai Zhantang: If you don't clean up, will you? I have to follow the footprints. Ji Wuming: I see. You'll give it back to someone in a few days. Bai Zhantang: Can you not return it? Aren't you in a hurry when you lose something? 4. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat! Li Dazui: That's your mouth! Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have! Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move! 5. Guo Furong Star Catcher: It's really the father of Qixia Town (bully)! Li Dazui: Who is the mother of Qixia Town? Tong Xiangyu: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life. Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life? Tong Xiangyu (to Mo Xiaobei): Do you know why she can't get married? 7. Laobai: Read the whole Norwegian forest. Scholar: Come on, what age is this? There is no such petty book to read. Laobai: No, you can't write a book? 8. Scholar: Zi once said, "It is impolite to come and not go." Laobai: Oh, so you molested her, didn't you? Beast! Scum! The devil wears Prada, beast! Li Dazui: Beast, live longer than Nanshan! Mountain! Laobai: Why didn't you say you were as happy as Donghai? 9. (When Mo Xiaobei was invited to participate in Huashan Sword Theory) Tong Xiangyu: This time, it was the head of wuyue Sword School who recommended the wuyue League Leader together. What are you doing, baby? Mo Xiaobei: Wow, I am the real head of Mount Heng. Tong Xiangyu: I can't even open a window. Mo Xiaobei: You're the one with the sore. 10, admiringly said: hungry for you, hungry for you, worship you from the bottom of my heart. 1 1. I like you when you are encouraged. 12, interrupted: the sun is fine tonight, it was fine long ago last night. 13, whoever refuses to accept it will say: the tiger doesn't show off its power, you treat me like hello kitty. 14, in response to GF's derailment, said: poor acting, no tears. 15, the colleague complimented himself and said: just so-so, Hong Kong sister is the third. 16. When a friend praised GF for being beautiful, she said, Ugly, Yajie is the ninth. 17, before you try your best, say: help me take care of my seventh uncle. 18, before dancing and singing, say: Amitabha music in Sang Kang. 19. If you want the annoying person to leave, just say: gun. 20. If you offend your wife, say: You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, and both husband and wife go home on a frosty night. 2 1, if you are badly beaten, say: type A, type B, type AB, type O. 22. The classic lines of Xiao Liu: surname, where are you from and where are you going? How many people are there in the family, how many cows are there in a few acres, please show me your witness ID card. You said you said you talked. 23. The shopkeeper said to Xiao Guo: Xiao Guo, whoever marries you is a good thing.