2. Each of us is a person, the love of our life.

3, what others give is charity, and what they break through is glory.

It's best to celebrate an important event like National Day for one month.

5. How many students have heard this sentence: You are smart, but your mind is not on your study.

I really envy you, having such a successful father at such a young age.

7. I can learn to play LOL for you and then ... kill you.

8. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

9. If you cut your hair short, you can start over. Then I guess you have to shave your head.

10. Last year, even monks traded stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

1 1. If I don't get married after many years, you are already married. Remember to keep your children focused after school.

12. If marriage is the grave of love, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is to sweep the grave.

13. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

14, don't always live in Hibika, your house, you are horny, go find Wangcai next door.

15, don't take your position in others' hearts too seriously.

16, some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

17, God, give me a bowl of big white rice and a plate of hot and sour potato shreds.

18, a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

19, the moonlight shines on the bed, the prophet sleeps soundly, and then urinates in his crotch. Where are the diapers?

20. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

2 1, tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

22. What is a class teacher? It's a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your affection!

23. Love is like a book. It is easy to miss if you are not careful, and it is easy to cry if you look too carefully.

24. I wake up every morning thinking I have given up. Twenty minutes later, my grandson went to school.

25, now what era, at sixes and sevens, suddenly a look, sure enough.

26. Friend, please don't stab my scar, or you will cry without rhythm.

27. I haven't seen cowhide blown as fresh and refined as you for a long time.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

29. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

30. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

3 1, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I wanted to take your motorcycle.

32. There is no love without material, because material and love are inseparable and closely linked.

33. Life is like riding a bike. Only by constantly advancing can we maintain balance.

34. Think before the exam and find yourself hiding your strength during the exam.

35. I don't know, just because I will wait for you, just leave me hanging there.

36. Friends who fart together may be together for life.

Actually, I'm not fat, but I have a lot of meat.

38. In a few days, pigs and dogs can live like pigs.

39. Put out cigarettes. Speaking of the past, think of it as for the first half of life and tomorrow.

40. Don't judge others' looks, because they don't live on you.

4 1, when arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.

42.Toarey Yang is actually a good boy, but he lacks communication with his parents and simple companionship when he grows up.

43. A few years later, I accidentally became a prominent figure, but you climbed into the grave with shame!

44. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly I heard the voice of QQ. What is the truth?

I am in a bad mood these days! The whole world is boring, only you are boring.

When I took out the fly swatter, all the mosquitoes were silent.

47. Who says I can't drink? I drink more than anyone else.

48. If Yan Yan can save people, then I can save the world.

49. If I don't work hard! What on earth seduced my man?

50. The salary is dead. If the salary is worthy of going to work, you have to go to work less.

5 1, don't ask how the sun is so good today, and don't look at who gives the light.

52. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

53. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

54. If you have money, hold a money field, and if you don't have money, inform you to hold a money field.

You said you loved me, but in the end you broke your word. Who the fuck are you kidding?

56. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

57. Your Majesty, do you remember Sister Rong by Daming Lake?

58. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof that escaped with you.

59. Being strong is not to stop crying, but to control tears.

60, acne proves that I am still young, better than your menopause.

6 1, create a group for those friends who are online on iphone, so you don't have to bother to borrow money.

Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.

63. To catch a dragon, you have to go into the sea, and to fight a tiger, you have to go up the mountain. Brother, the love of a lifetime, you will win this battle.

64. You dress dangerously, but you look safe!

65. Be a boy in the next life and marry a girl like me.

66. The room is clean and tasteless, and it is either a fake mother or a homosexual.

67. If you don't have a girlfriend, let me chase you.

I hope it is not an alarm clock but a dream that wakes you up every day, but my dream is not to get up.

69. It is good to know what you are.

70. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

7 1, countless times of hope, search, watch, in exchange for countless times of disappointment.

72. Look at a huge life with great feelings.

73. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

74. Valentine's Day is coming, damn it, I'll chase you if someone likes me!

75. When you are rich, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

As long as you are handsome, I will always like you.

77. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

78. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

79. The sky fell and the ground fell when you said goodbye.

80. If I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if it will be better if you hold on a little longer when you come.

8 1, please don't call me sister hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of plastic film removal.

Don't push me so hard. Aren't you afraid to flash your tongue?

You are not a poet, but you can live poetically. If you can live poetically, you are a poet.

84. Don't hate people who speak ill of you, because they let you see yourself in another way.

85. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player.

It is not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes.

87. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

89. I am always afraid that one day you will find that I am not as good as you think.

90. Either eating or on the way to eating.

9 1, can you stop talking about the amount, so I will think you can't shit.

92. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

93. You don't have to have someone to love, but if you have someone, you must love her.

94. What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

95. There is a magical species in this world called other people's children.

96. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability to bang your waist.

97. Wear a naked tie and slippers to tie your shoes.

98. Cherish when I am kind to you, and don't turn your back on me again.

99. The teacher was caught smoking and refused to admit it when he was killed. The teacher asked, "Then why do you smell of smoke?" "Body odor.

100, I thought the spark between us was love, but unexpectedly, it was long pants.

10 1. If you don't want to hold hands, I will wander the world alone.

102, what girls need now is not a prince, but a master of physical chemistry and mathematics.

103, it is said that women are like clothes. Are you ashamed to go out naked?

104, brave people carve their own destiny, and everyone is the pioneer of their own destiny.

105. How many debts did you owe in your last life and met you? How many virtues did you accumulate in your last life and met me?

106, do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever?

107, if you're not crazy, you'll be old. If you don't confess, everyone will leave.

108, * * * * * Women's Declaration. Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring. Refuse to have children and pay for sex.

109, since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

1 10, it is God's business to forgive you. All I can do is send you to God.

1 1 1. I can't stand my girlfriend who eats vegetables anymore. She broke my little walnut bracelet and ate it.

You can see my world, but you can't talk.