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Jiangnan Style also has two personality signatures.
1, "crossing the road in Chinese style" means "gather enough people and you can go, regardless of the traffic lights"

2, if someone asks, how did you get fat, you say forget, don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad!

3. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

4. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

5. I feel that the current class is Fu Nan Battery, and one class is longer than six.

6, Yue Lao, Nima can hold it for me without inferior red line, and it will break every three to five.

7. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

8. If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

9. I want to be a pig. I have a master who loves me, feeds me … and then eats me when I am happy.

10, according to my observation, beautiful women all say that they are not beautiful, so I also think that I am not beautiful.

1 1, one person has the freedom of one person, and two people have the sweetness of two people.

12, how many people are willing to stop in one's life?

13, I am such a watery girl that I pinched a lot of water.

14. Sleeping is the artistic realm I have been pursuing. Please don't stop me from pursuing art.

15, how lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

16, no matter how humble your parents came from, they also gave birth to you who will be promising in the future.

17, a black man went to see a horror film, and his face turned white with fear.

18, you are four, except two, minus two, it's really two plus two, twice as much as two.

19, my advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

20. Personalized signature: There are many herbs in the sea, knowing that the quantity is small and the quality is not good, why do you want to find them in this class?

2 1, whether you are two or two, two is there, no three no four. .

22, those two Jiangnan Style can be so popular, which shows how abnormal people are now. ..

23. Women are like clothes. Big sister is a brand you can't afford, but I'll try the head office.

24, kid. You mess with me again. I hit you against the wall. I can't even button up!

25. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

26. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

27. Loneliness is not that no one cares that no one is with you, but that the person you like is not there.

28. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

29. The Chinese teacher said that learning Chinese is afraid of Zhou Shuren, classical Chinese and writing.

30. Let me count. Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.

3 1, I always feel that something is missing, and I can't say what it is. My whole heart is empty.

32. You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.

33. Don't compare beauty with others. You look like a monkey, and you really look better than a pig.

34. Don't think that you have been abandoned by this world, which has no time to talk to you at all.

35. What is lovelorn? What China needs most is people. What he lacks is lovelorn.

After so many detours, I finally returned to the place I wanted most.

37. When I was a child, I was very confused. When I grow up, it is better to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry.

38. Have the courage to say those words, but don't have the courage to bear the pain afterwards.

39. In class, someone sent me a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?

40. If there is a course on dating in school, will the divorce rate be lower now?

4 1, it's the end of the world. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

42. Sorry, I can't forget you, because I never remember you!

43. Drink coffee and eat pickles; Wear a bathing suit and a belt; My life is rich and colorful.

44. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

45. There are two realms in life, one is silent pain and the other is silent smile.

46. Who said I was stupid? How smart I thought I was when I was normal.