2. One day, I asked my friend: Why did the Monkey King in Journey to the West faint when he blew on people or goblins? My second-rate friend gave me a sentence: you can brush your teeth for 500 years!
Life is like a cold, cold and hot. There is no panacea that can be cured immediately, but it will not be fatal.
Advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.
5. "If your wife and your lover fall into the water at the same time, would you rather find a plump one or a petite one?" "I still can't swim."
God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
7. I was shot by an arrow, Cupid, son of a bitch. It's really hard.
8. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!
9. According to the law, men can only get married at the age of 23, but they can be soldiers at the age of 18. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult than enemies!
10. 10 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.
1 1. I swear I'll chop my hand if I buy things online again. Now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs online.
12. The child was called a stupid bird by his parents because of his poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world, one is flying first, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third one? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.
13. I'm sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating and dreaming of four seasons. How can I listen carefully?
14. Some girls are like lotus, hibiscus, some girls are like peony, noble and elegant, some girls are like plum blossom, cold and aloof, and you are like flesh and blood, as the name suggests.
15. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary, enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.
16. In front of money and you, I chose you without hesitation, only to find myself rich and poor.
17. It is still a modern civilization. There is an old saying: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I'll pass by from now on and stay to buy the fare. How barbaric and overbearing. How nice it is now: one shot per car, at your own risk. What a sweet reminder.
18. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. When you get up in the middle of the night, you look for water. I regret it when I get up in the morning. At noon, you have a beautiful cup!