2, a lot of looking for him, suddenly looking back, that person is doing homework.

A star can become more famous if he takes off a little. I was caught when I took off * *.

4, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but I am easily fed.

If you go the wrong way, remember that God allows you to turn back.

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6. We are best friends. If you tell me your embarrassment, I can help you solve it, but only if you make me laugh.

7. Everything must be open, and life can be fun.

They say they want to know how to use waste, but I don't know how to use you, a waste.

9, grades, you * *, always provoke my relationship with my parents.

10, in the era of soaring prices, only wages remain unchanged.

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1 1, dare to be ambiguous with me and make you cry until you don't know how to cry.

12, don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it, and I'll go with you all my life.

13, sighing is the biggest waste of time. Crying is the biggest waste of energy

14. My ex broke up with me for two reasons. One is that I didn't have much money at that time, and the other is that she guessed that I didn't have much money in the future.

15, before you, I didn't know I had such a big demand for appearance.

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16, I am so cute, I have become your sweet burden.

On the issue of money and life, I want to keep my money and take other people's lives.

18, don't think about being robbed, because it's rubbish.

19, as long as you are happy, it's none of my business.

20. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you. Even the dog hole of language is made of cement for you.

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2 1, not fat, just swelling caused by allergies to life.

I didn't like eating when I was young, so I'm short now. Now I love eating, which leads to obesity and short stature. Love to hold yourself fat.

23. I'm afraid the road to my dream is too difficult. Were you a loser when you were young?

24. I am good at provoking others, and I like being alone.

25. This does not mean equality between men and women. Why I can't go to the men's room.