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1 I'm just an ordinary man, and I'm only greedy for stability. All serious responsibilities are worthless to you.

2 whose new love is not someone else's old love and whose old love is not someone else's new love.

3 when I was with you, you hit me, but I didn't fight back. After we broke up, did you try touching me?

4 if you are not well, it will be sunny, and if you are well, it will be rainy.

5 never explain what you have done, because explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is lack of cleaning up!

6 our pimple is a child's paper and never tells lies. (except this sentence.

7 facing you, I didn't know what to do. I mixed my nose and tears into a liquid and inhaled it into my mouth.

8 will you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you spoke.

9 I think it's really annoying that the person who initiated the space voting makes you feel.

1 I envy my husband for having such a good wife.

11 Funny signature release: When you look back and smile, the earth will jump.

12 There is a tacit understanding that you ignore me. I ignore you.

13- The Bible says that a child born in the early hours of the morning will always be sleepy because God owes him a good sleep.

14 I will put away my sadness. Let you live alone.

15 when you step into society and life, when you cook raw rice into a mature meal. Only then did I know that he was really irresponsible.

the most painful thing about Chinese New Year is that you can't buy a ticket to go home for Chinese New Year.

17 I despise most those people who refuse to let me despise them after they despise me.

18 The deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see happiness.

19 I don't want to talk about love, but I don't want to talk about fruitless love. Just because I can't afford to die!

2 near the end of the term, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

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what I wake up in 22 hours is only my body, but I can't wake up my sleeping heart.

23 My mother is losing weight. At dinner, she said, Give me more rice. I can only eat one bowl.

24- After years of friction, I find that I am less and less lovable.

25 in the end, we walked out of each other's world without a tacit understanding.

26 Is the Philippines a bird? Competing with China, directly killing and maiming.

27 do you want chocolate soaked in the toilet? I don't recommend it, but did you deserve it?

28 Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worth it.

29 but you will eventually admit that there is an eternal aftertaste in the scenery you walk alone.

3 how many children's paper teeth have become golden in a winter vacation.

when I was 31 years old, I always thought very much: how wonderful it would be to reach out and get what's in the TV!

32 I feel a little excited every time I hear the cough of QQ trumpet.

33 friends get drunk and buy a mobile phone cottage! Buy another warm one. Finally, there is no living expenses.

34 think about our memories before going to bed, and feel that you are around.

35 in fact, if you are really together, I will be fine, really, even if it hurts, I won't say it.

36 I used to be strong, and I will be weak. Funny personality signature.

37 Why is the little finger mother small and weak? Because if the little finger mother is big and strong, the big finger mother will not fart.

38 seven-dimensional sanitary napkins make you mummified instantly.

39 My personal life is like a movie, but you are just the advertisement in the middle.

4 Mango Taiwan will begin to play Princess Pearl again, and the holiday has indeed arrived.

41 A minute with you is more precious than anything in the world.

42 A mature person needs a mask, put on a strong face to the society, and take off a gentle face to his family.

43 if I don't take revenge on you, I will beat you to death.

44 I really want to know why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

45 although I can't help all beings, I can do harm to all the people. Zhang Ailing's Classic Love Quotations Collection

Zhang Ailing's Classic Love Quotations Collection

1. Meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In the endless wilderness of time, you happened to meet them, neither earlier nor later. There is nothing else to say, but ask gently: Oh, you are here, too.

2. It's completely dark, and the whole world is like a gray Christmas card.

3. No matter how good a woman is, she can't get the love of the opposite sex, and she can't get the respect of the same sex.

4. If you knew me before, you might forgive me now.

5. The moon had already sunk 3 years ago, and people died 3 years ago, but the story of 3 years ago is not finished-it can't be finished.

6. A white rose is a holy wife, and a red rose is a warm mistress. Married a red rose, over time, the red one changed into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, the white one is a rice stick on the clothes, but the red one is a Zhu Shazhi on the heart.

7. If a person is famous to a certain extent, he has the right to talk nonsense.

8. The bamboo curtain and a pair of golden and green landscape screens reflected in the mirror are still rippling back and forth in the wind. If you look at it for a long time, you will feel seasick. When you look closely again, the bamboo curtain has faded, the golden and green landscape has changed to a portrait of her husband, and the person in the mirror has aged ten years.

9. The slender moon at the end of November is just a hook of white, like frost on a glass window.

1. She heard that a man came back from a visit to Lushan Mountain and brought seven or eight jars filled with the world-famous white clouds of Lushan Mountain, ready to put some out to decorate his garden at any time. People who marry for love are not as stupid as those who put clouds in jars!

11. The result of spiritual love is always marriage, while physical love often stops at a certain stage, and there is little hope of marriage.

12. Pleasing people with good health is the oldest occupation in the world, and it is also a very common women's occupation. Women who marry for a living can all fall under this item. It goes without saying that there is not much difference between having a beautiful body, pleasing people with body, and pleasing people with thoughts.

13. Women have the right to change their opinions.

14. When a man looks forward to a woman's body, he cares about her soul and tells himself that he is in love with her soul. Only after occupying her body can he forget her soul.

15. The hall looks like a train in the dark yellow light, from a foreign land to a foreign land. The woman on the train met by chance, but she was an amiable woman.

16. Women haven't got a share of their possessions yet, and their burden of sorrow and joy often have the spirit of paying attention to waiting.

17. As a good person like you, a woman wants to be your matchmaker as soon as she sees you, but she doesn't want to keep you for herself.

18. People are animals, but no one is as sure as she is.

19. Tieliesi is small and fat, with a dry red face and a pair of solid blue eyes under the white head. If a doll gets old one day, it will look like that when it gets old.

2. Four major hates in life: Begonia has no fragrance; The shad is spiny; Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions is incomplete; Gao's reckless change-deserved to die.

21. I am an eccentric girl. I was regarded as a genius since I was a child. I have no survival goal except developing my genius. However, when my childhood fantasies faded, I found that I had nothing but the dream of genius-all that was was the quirky shortcomings of genius. The world forgives Vagne's savagery, but they won't forgive me.

22. Using other people's money, even the inheritance of parents, is not as free as using the money you earned, and your conscience is very happy. But with her husband's money, if you love him, it is a kind of happiness, and you are willing to think that you are eating his food and wearing his clothes. That's a woman's traditional right. Even if a woman has a career now, she is still reluctant to give it up.

23. For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and they carry a pocket drama with them.

24. Be famous early. If you come too late, you won't be so happy.

25. Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice.

26. Life has its patterns, and we have to copy them.

27. It is always afternoon in my father's room. After sitting there for a long time, I feel sinking and sinking.

28. The dramatization of life is unhealthy. People who grow up in urban culture like us always see the pictures of the sea first, and then the sea; Read love novels first, then know love.

29, beautiful things are not necessarily great, great things are always beautiful.

3. Except for Cao Qiqiao in The Golden Lock, all my novels are incomplete characters. They are not heroes, but the vast load of this era. Because they are not thorough, but they are serious. They are not tragic, only desolate.

31. Even if individuals can wait, the times are hasty, they are already being destroyed, and more destruction is coming.

32. For most women, love means being loved.

33. In the communication of words, the novel is the shortest distance between two points.

34. That's what's going on in the world-the cake made will never be as good as the cake being made, and the essence of the cake lies in the burnt fragrance during baking.

35. What is long is suffering, and what is short is life.

36. Only young people are free. As soon as knowledge is opened, they can't keep their freedom when they first discover it is a rare thing. Just because freedom is precious, it seems like a hot hand-a free man kowtows everywhere and asks others to accept his freedom.

37. One of the definitions of love, I think, is to exaggerate the difference between one opposite sex and all other opposite sexes.

38. The details are often beautiful and fascinating, while the theme is always pessimistic.

39. If you suspect your wife, she will cheat you. If you don't suspect your wife, she will suspect you.

4. People who dress up well appear in decent places, see the same kind, and are also seen. This is socialization.

41. Being able to love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a rigorous experiment.

42. The so-called interest in life lies in irrelevant things.

43. Time is money, so every time a girl spends time in front of a mirror, she has to spend money in a fashion shop.

44. She is not a bird in a cage. Birds in cages, when opened, will fly out. She is a bird embroidered on the screen-a Bai Niao in a golden cloud on a melancholy purple satin screen. As time goes by, the feathers are dark, moldy, moth-eaten, and die on the screen.

45. A beautiful girl, regardless of her background, always has an infinite future, or should I say unfathomable, and she has the mystery of her fate. As soon as I got married, a queen died, or a famous prostitute died. No one knows which one.

46. The apartment is the most reasonable place to escape. People who are tired of metropolis often miss the peaceful and quiet countryside, hoping to retire to their fields one day, keep bees and grow vegetables, and enjoy some retired life. I don't know that buying half a catty of bacon in the country will cause a lot of gossip. On the top floor of the apartment, you can just stand at the window and change clothes.

47. The only difference between a woman and a dog is that dogs are not spoiled like women. They don't wear jewelry, and-thank goodness-they can't talk.

48. Tragedy is a completion, while desolation is a revelation.

49. Women ... Women talk about men all their lives, think about men, and complain about men forever.

5. To be a woman, you have to be a well-behaved woman. A well-behaved woman can get benefits that ordinary bad women can't dream of if she is a little presumptuous occasionally. Collected classic love quotations from Zhang Ailing

A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature-from Quotations from Zhang Ailing

Doing something for others, but feeling a little resentful, it is interesting to live, otherwise it will be too empty-from Quotations from Zhang Ailing

It is difficult to teach-and we have to. The only drawback is that my myopia is deepened, but it's still worth it-from Zhang Ailing's Quotations

You asked me if it's worth loving you, but in fact, you should know that love means not asking if it's worth it-from Zhang Ailing's novel Half-Life

The photo is just a broken shell of life; Years have passed, and the seeds of melon seeds have been swallowed, and everyone knows the taste. All that is left for everyone to see is the black and white seed shell-from Zhang Ailing's novel "Lianhuantao"

Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you, and cry and you will cry alone-from Zhang Ailing's novel "Flowers Fade"

Maybe every man has had this kind of experience. Married a red rose, over time, the red one changed into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "moonlight in front of the window"; Married a white rose, the white one is a sticky rice on the clothes, but the red one is a Zhu Shazhi on the heart.

Be compassionate because you know-this is what Zhang Ailing said to Hu Lancheng.

"Life and death are generous, and they are happy with each other; Holding your hand and growing old with your son "is a sad poem, but how positive its attitude towards life is." I don't like heroic. I like solemn and stirring, and I prefer desolation and heroic, which is only strength, without beauty, and seems to lack humanity. Sorrow is like a bright red and green color scheme, which is a strong contrast. -from Zhang Ailing's essay "My Articles"

I am an eccentric girl who has been regarded as a genius since childhood, and I have no goal to survive except to develop my genius. However, when my childhood fantasies gradually faded, I found that I had nothing but the dream of genius-all that was was the quirks of genius. The world forgives Vagne's insolence, but they won't forgive me —— from Zhang Ailing's essay Dream of Genius

One day our civilization, whether sublime or flashy, will become a thing of the past. However, it's still as clear as water and as bright as a mirror in autumn, and I should be happy-from the preface to the second edition of Legend by Zhang Ailing

For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, a pocket drama that they carry with them-from Zhang Ailing's prose "Change clothes"