You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

I'm handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

5. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

6, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate id.

7. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, I am happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.

8. Constantly refreshing the world record every day, that is, keeping the most handsome record in the world.

9. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

10, the mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare not be brave.

1 1, because I am so handsome, I want to * *, but all the girls beg me: you are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful you are in this world.

12, the second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I remember last class, nodding and saying, I am handsome. They hit me again and said I was too modest.

13, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me!

14, I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

15. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

16, don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend.

17, I am a handsome word to describe it.

18, I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

19, don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

20, go straight to the red line, stop at a red one, and the leaves in the flower will not touch you.

2 1, today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

22. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

23. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

24. Once I was walking in the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I said: I am not handsome! The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

25. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

26. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

27. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

28. Life is a book. Fools generally read, but wise men read carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

29. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and laughed. Don't think I don't know you because you are handsome?

30, handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

3 1, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious.

32. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

33. If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

34. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

35. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul. This view is not good.

36. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

The sign of an unattractive man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness. The sign of a handsome guy is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

38. Handsome enough to alarm the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

39. I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.

40. I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

4 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

42. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

44. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

45. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, no matter what you do, it won't be ugly.

46, idealism said: I say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word, I am handsome.

47. Finally, the court announced that it is not your fault to be handsome, but your fault to be so handsome. I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.

48. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

49, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined the id that is full of loopholes but affectionate.

50. A girl who met me once said to me: If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times that you are so handsome.

5 1, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.

52. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing with people all over the world!

53. Countless people envy and hate my romantic feelings. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

54. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

55. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

56. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

indulge in verbiage/exaggeration

A selection of boastful words:

1) unparalleled top gun

2) Talented people have quick thinking.

3) Perseverance is very important

4) Heroic and meticulous

5) death, aboveboard

6) Full of energy and well proportioned.

7) both civil and military.

8) foresight and selflessness

9) Be personable and immortal.

Peach blossom in the phrase 10)

The complete works of boasting:

1) Extensive reading and total annihilation.

2) Things are eloquent.

3) Do it in one go, and show your magical powers.

4) The text is concise and clear.

5) tenderness is unprecedented.

6) tireless merits are boundless

7) Brilliant and charming

8) I am a Jianghu girl who is loved by everyone, loved by flowers and loved by cars. I am called jade-faced little white dragon, and I am handsome and handsome.

When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome!

10) I am handsome, but I don't know how handsome I am. There is no dictionary word on earth that can accurately describe my beauty.

1 1) If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If being cool is a mistake, I have made mistakes again and again!

12) I am gentle, successful and handsome. I am really a handsome man!

13) I am sunny, healthy, humorous, enthusiastic, Gao Fushuai, and have a boyfriend! !

14) I found that I have become handsome again recently!

15) If I am a woman, marry a man like me!

16) In fact, I am an expert who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market, enhances the connotation of young people and is charming.

17) I am really knowledgeable. Talented people are full of knowledge, which is unparalleled in the world!

18) I have no advantages. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. I have basically all shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages.

19) I'm not a great person. I'm just a little taller than Liu Xiang, a little whiter than Louis Koo, a little cooler than Andy Lau, a little more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, a little better than Bruce Lee and a little more successful than Stephen Chow.

20) When I look in the mirror, I can't wait to disfigure myself when I see my handsome and extraordinary appearance, because I am handsome and dare not go out again.

2 1) Mature, intelligent and honest.

22) Strong system management ability.

23) Able to work independently, mature in thinking and adaptable.

24) People with ability and adaptability are needed.

25) Steady personality and strong sense of responsibility.

Able to work well in different cultures and employee backgrounds.

27) Respondents who are quick and enterprising.

28) Be ambitious.

29) Strong initiative and independent ability, and good communication skills.

Willing to work under pressure and have leadership skills.

3 1) Applicants should be brave enough to shoulder heavy burdens.

32) Mature, self-motivated and rich in interpersonal skills.

33) energetic and trendy.

34) Cheerful and mature.

Have a firm determination to succeed.

36) Strong leadership skills.

Able to work well with others.

Self-motivated and reliable, healthy and cheerful.

39) Have entrepreneurial ability and be able to work independently.

40) Have high leadership ability and strong collective spirit.

Narcissistic sentences

1. I'm pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international iso900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

4. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed of throwing video!

5. Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out.

6. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

7. Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

8. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

9. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

10. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

1 1. You can have a crush on me because I don't have a sister-in-law.

12. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it. ￣

13. My mother was so upset by her entanglement that she pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw me, she followed me like crazy. She burst into tears, fell to the ground, shook her head and screamed: I was born 50 years earlier! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lightning mom ......

14. My mother hurried out, trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old lady in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child. ......

15. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

Your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. .

17. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

18. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

19. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

20. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

2 1. The child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID.

22. When I was fifteen, I didn't dare to go to school. I dare not go to kindergarten for half a day. The children in kindergarten are crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, if nothing else, because they were born in the same year as me and the military and police were out, the riot subsided.

23. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

24. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

25. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

26. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

27. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

28. Hold your hand and drag your child away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

I really appreciate the way you left when you broke up. Without a trace of nostalgia!

A boy's boastful sentence

A boy's boastful sentence

I am handsome, but I don't know how handsome I am. There is no dictionary word on earth that can accurately describe my beauty.

2. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Zhang from China, but why do you call the new political teacher Fan a political prisoner?

Third, close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

Fourth, in high school, everyone was given a badge. Before an inspection, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, everyone put on their bras quickly. When the inspection came, the whole room was silent.

Five, as long as you dare to die, I dare to bury.

Six, I am left eight glory and right eight shame, representing the harmony between the waist and the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing!

Seven, don't even know David Beckham, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball! . In the campus singer contest, the female judges commented on me: You have great potential, but the only drawback is that you enter the climax too slowly.

Eight, don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Nine, spacewalking is a dangerous thing, but drinking milk is a very dangerous thing!

10. I am really knowledgeable. Talented people are full of knowledge, which is unparalleled in the world!

The highest state of falsehood is that when you see it again, you no longer believe it is true.

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

Don't propose to me. I will promise as soon as possible.

Fourteen, for men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

15. I am not a great person. I'm just a little taller than Liu Xiang, a little whiter than Louis Koo, a little cooler than Andy Lau, a little more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, a little better than Bruce Lee and a little more successful than Stephen Chow.

How many Chinese cabbages would like to sleep with me?

17. I am a Jianghu person who likes to watch flowers and drive cars. I say that heaven and earth are omnipotent, handsome and charming. The five cars in Xuefu, Raymond are tall and powerful, and thousands of fans are fascinated by thousands of girls, claiming that the jade-faced little white dragon pear blossoms crush Haitang, so handsome that they are squeezed out!

Nineteen, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If being cool is a mistake, I have made mistakes again and again!

Twenty, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. Lao tze is not serious!

Twenty-one, choosing a name is really important. That day, I saw a person's name is very unique, called silver sword; Unfortunately, his surname is Fan.

Twenty-two, let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

Twenty-three, accompany chat, provide night door-to-door service. (epitaph)

24. I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. I'm basically a weakness. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages.

Twenty-five, when hardware can also be copied!

Twenty-six, the kitchen knife cuts the wires, and sparks and lightning all the way.

I want to cry when I hear I love you for the first time, laugh when I hear I love you for the second time, and laugh when I hear I love you for the third time.

Twenty-eight, Vince 3,000 is not as good as a chest, and a big talent is not as good as half a catty!

Twenty-nine, I found that I have become handsome again recently!

I am sunny, healthy, humorous, enthusiastic, Gao Fushuai, and have a boyfriend! Yeah!

3 1. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

32. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

Thirty-three, look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

34.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

35. Don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!

There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

37. Actually, I am a well-proportioned and personable liar who changes the social atmosphere, charms millions of girls, stimulates the film market and enhances the connotation of young people.

Thirty-eight years old, he is twenty-five, premature ejaculation.

What can face do if it is not for making money?

Forty years old, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!

Forty-one, joking with a sister in the private room, saying that I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

Forty-two, eat hot pot buffet, friends greedy, after eating a lot of hot dishes, the boss pointed to the sign: grams left at the bottom of the pot, extra yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you a piece after eating!

Forty-three, I knew he was not a good thing, but I forgot to say it.

44. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe.

45. After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome!

Forty-six, young master and young lady used to be served, but now they serve others specially.

Forty-seven, I am gentle, successful and handsome. I am really a handsome man!

48. As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

If I were a woman, I would marry a man like me!

I looked at myself in the mirror and couldn't wait to disfigure myself immediately, and I didn't dare to go out again, because I was handsome.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?