1. Boys call it masturbation, but girls should call it rubbing.

2. Do you think I am in need of love? What I am in need of is money.

3. I advise you to like me as soon as possible to avoid wasting time.

4. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up must be comfortable.

5. Women are like roads, the more uneven they are, the more dangerous they are.

6. I hope everyone will pursue stars rationally and not break their bodies because of me.

7. The failure of my life is that I am too shameless and my love for money is not obvious.

8. If there is something wrong with being good-looking, then I am wrong.

9. Even if it is just a broken jar, you still have to smash it louder than others.

10. Promise me that if you like me, you will never be polite.

11. Life is very difficult, but fortunately I am cute.

12. Don’t peek at me in the future, you should try your best to get me.

13. I like you very much. Be my son and raise me.

14. I don’t need a boyfriend because I’m too lazy to catch someone cheating.

15. You can’t help but be fierce and soft towards the person you like.

16. I am arresting you in the name of your heartbeat. Please come with me.

17. I can personally teach you about love.

18. When the moon hides in the clouds, I want to hide in your arms.

19. Don’t be anyone’s little princess, just be your own devil.

20. Suffering a loss is a blessing. I wish you blessings like the East Sea.

21. If you are honest and do not speak secretly, I like you.

22. I don’t want to be a coward, I want to be a big brother.

23. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

24. I hope to warm myself up with a fried spring roll.

25. He is unreasonable and always convinces people with his fun.

26. Foolish people are blessed with foolishness, but it is better to be foolish than not.

27. I have been good for a long time and want to be a bastard for a few days.

28. The young master is so beautiful, please accept the love of the little girl.

29. Life is like toilet paper. Use as little toilet paper as possible.

30. I am going to the universe and will come back to pick the stars for you.

31. I hope your ponytail will not become someone else’s reins.

32. The mistress is a good thing. He took away the shit that doesn’t love you.

33. When looking for a boyfriend, don’t ask for much, and don’t ask for one who has talked to a girl.

34. Once you get into a joke, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, your integrity is a passerby.

35. I have practiced Qigong and can make people angry to death.

36. If you fall in love with me, you need to get married.

37. I will tell you lies when I see you, but I will say sweet things when I see you.

38. I want to kiss you until you suffocate, and then give you artificial respiration.

39. I want to give you a surprise, let’s break up.